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IAmFlow
04-23-2011, 12:35 PM
Alright, I got a question for you mothafuckers.
If you were locked up in a highly secured prison, not that fuckin community jail bullshit, an actual national prison, what would be your escape plan?

and fuck lincoln burrows and mike scofield

Just C
04-23-2011, 12:37 PM
I'd call on rule to get arrested to help break me out

Revan
04-23-2011, 12:41 PM
and fuck lincoln burrows and mike scofield

No, FUCK YOU :mad:

I'd call on rule to get arrested to help break me out

^Smart dude

:D

SoupErb
04-23-2011, 12:44 PM
Probly start some ruckus, and get beat up (no homo) to the point i need to be transfered to a hospital ... then just run. :high:

FreezyCT
04-23-2011, 12:45 PM
ya RULEs probably the only one who knows his way out

Revan
04-23-2011, 12:48 PM
In a max security prison theres no way the cliche shit would work.

Digging a tunnel, hoppin a fence etc lol

The best way by far would be attempting to leave the prison in some sort of transport that is allowed in and out of the gates (laundry, trash, employees vehicle etc etc)

For real tho dont get me started lol

Black Book
04-23-2011, 12:50 PM
I've watched Prison Break, not to RULE's level though. It's all about observation & execution. And you gotta be original cuz the more extreme/unusual the less likely to be detected.

S A L T
04-23-2011, 12:50 PM
id pull some ice cube shit from XXX

Revan
04-23-2011, 12:54 PM
I've watched Prison Break, not to RULE's level though. It's all about observation & execution. And you gotta be original cuz the more extreme/unusual the less likely to be detected.

In reality Prison Break's escape could never happen.

Books ive read about real life escape are mad interesting though.

SoupErb
04-23-2011, 12:55 PM
In a max security prison theres no way the cliche shit would work.

Digging a tunnel, hoppin a fence etc lol

The best way by far would be attempting to leave the prison in some sort of transport that is allowed in and out of the gates (laundry, trash, employees vehicle etc etc)

For real tho dont get me started lol

So my plan? ^^

SoupErb
04-23-2011, 01:00 PM
pretty sure all prisons have hospitals .. and if your injuries are so serious that you need to be transfered to a major hospital that means theres probably a good chance that you might die and it isnt worth it .. plus if your beat up that badly how are you planning on running exactly lol

It'll take alot more than a few broken bones n cuts to stop me from escaping jail man. I'd take the risk :cool:

Fuck... I'd escape on a wheelchair if i had to hahah!

IAmFlow
04-23-2011, 01:11 PM
or just take the hannibal lector type route.. skin a guard face and throw it on yours :D

MAN DOWN
04-23-2011, 01:35 PM
^The second sick thing I've seen from you today mate.

IAmFlow
04-23-2011, 01:58 PM
^The second sick thing I've seen from you today mate.

Define sick.

MAN DOWN
04-23-2011, 02:24 PM
That avy of yours mate. Lol

Ohs
04-23-2011, 02:49 PM
aight listen, first off, flow, its called county not community jail...and jason, i seen this boy get clocked in the head wit a 20 lb dumbell and they took him to a actual hopsital out of jail, they have a medical unit in jail and shit, but its not ready to deal wit like crazy injuries n shit..and theres really no escape least not where i was...

Kidd ClaszicK
04-23-2011, 02:52 PM
when you get to the hospital, they sedate you and shit, so your drugged up and they have around the clock 24/7 with you at all time at the hospital.

Los Briggs
04-23-2011, 03:31 PM
Hang myself... Bye Bye Prison...

Ohs
04-23-2011, 03:32 PM
do that now, and say bye bye life

Los Briggs
04-23-2011, 03:38 PM
do that now, and say bye bye life

Try some pussy, and say bye bye Spooky... Wait Spooky is pussy... Nvm...

Ohs
04-23-2011, 03:40 PM
ur lame as fuck u mexican burrito chompin enchalada makin every day for breakfast lunch and dinner ass bitch

Los Briggs
04-23-2011, 04:02 PM
ur lame as fuck u mexican burrito chompin enchalada makin every day for breakfast lunch and dinner ass bitch

You no VP havin, Self fistin ass faggot, Crackhead ass baby mama drama and the baby aint even yours, Fake ass jail stories havin ass mad cause u lost the last battle we had, pussy ass bitch...

IAmFlow
04-23-2011, 04:09 PM
aight listen, first off, flow, its called county not community jail...and jason, i seen this boy get clocked in the head wit a 20 lb dumbell and they took him to a actual hopsital out of jail, they have a medical unit in jail and shit, but its not ready to deal wit like crazy injuries n shit..and theres really no escape least not where i was...

There's both community and county jails
Just like a state prison and federal prison

Student
04-23-2011, 04:33 PM
I'd First Be Good Friends With Someone Lets Say Like Morgan Freeman, You Know Cool With Connections That Wouldn't Try To Fondle Me On Some Gay Prison Shit. Then After A Good Week Or So I'd Ask If He Can Get Me A Rock Hammer, Small But Sturdy Since I'm A Rock Enthusiast And I Want To Build My Own Chess Set. Also, A Giant Poster Of Rita Hayworth Which I Would Use To Cover Up A Hole I Would Build Over The Course Of 19 Years, Then Viola I'd Be Out That Motherfucker. :cool:

Ohs
04-23-2011, 04:40 PM
carlos....you a phony dog, dont say my shit aint real, ill post pictures of warrants charges and all dat, fake ass bitch

Los Briggs
04-23-2011, 04:46 PM
carlos....you a phony dog, dont say my shit aint real, ill post pictures of warrants charges and all dat, fake ass bitch

Shut up bitch! No one gives a fuck!

Ohs
04-23-2011, 04:47 PM
uuuu a fraud

Los Briggs
04-23-2011, 04:52 PM
uuuu a fraud

Says who you? HA! Thats like Ethiopia tellin the US they aint shit...

Lizman
04-24-2011, 12:03 AM
Alright, I got a question for you mothafuckers.
If you were locked up in a highly secured prison, not that fuckin community jail bullshit, an actual national prison, what would be your escape plan?

and fuck lincoln burrows and mike scofield

Kill Myself
Before The System Does

Black Book
04-24-2011, 12:04 AM
Whoever gave liz a flame should feel embarrassed....

Lizman
04-24-2011, 12:16 AM
Why That?

Louie Dawgs
04-24-2011, 01:25 AM
pretty sure all prisons have hospitals .. and if your injuries are so serious that you need to be transfered to a major hospital that means theres probably a good chance that you might die and it isnt worth it .. plus if your beat up that badly how are you planning on running exactly lol

Some prisions do. You don't want to get hurt in prison. This kid I knew had to have a surgury while in prison, day after pretty much got thrown back into his cell and given some painkillers twice a day. Sounded horrible.

Lizman
04-24-2011, 01:39 AM
Got Hurt...
Got Raped

Student
04-24-2011, 02:08 AM
Got Hurt...
Got Raped

Probably The Gayest Thing Anyone Has Said On LB. Faggot.

Lizman
04-24-2011, 02:12 AM
I Was Referring To Ad Homoninmenmens Comment