Anal Sex

[Krhyme Killz]

sorry to disappoint Carlos and Lingo...

but this is about HETERO anal...

what is your take on it?
ever done it?
why not?

[FreezyCT]

love it, nothing else to say

[Hyppi]

haha title made me laugh when i first saw it, feel like a kid now

*on topic*

i never done it, wanted to just to see what it was like but my girl wont let me haha

[Krhyme Killz]

it can get a lil messy with the wrong chick...
stay focused lol

[UnEtHıCaL]

Tried twice, once the bitch turned around and pulled a "about to clench my cheeks and cut your dick off! kinda face, so I swiftly manouvered reverand lovejoy back into position. The other time the bitch was cool with it, but not saying anything about dick sizes or that shit, but it was WAY too tight. No lube or nothing, never even got it in.

[FreezyCT]

lolol - my first ever time got messy

[|Ah|ReNA|]

Krhyme.. all your diss threads fail.

[Hyppi]

"Reverand Lovejoy" thats funny shit haha, i been tryna convince my girl to give it a try but she keeps saying its never gonna happen :/

[FreezyCT]

you gotta ease her into it yo - you cant just spring that shit on them (no pun)

[Hyppi]

i been trying bro, she having none of it.
just gotta persuade her eventually haha

[FreezyCT]

flowers yo

[Hyppi]

she would get hella suspicious if i just brought back some flowers haha but i will have to sweet talk her into this :P

[UnEtHıCaL]

You cover the flowers in cloraphome, duuuh. (Fuck grammar nazis!)

[UNKNOWN ARTIST]

Tried it ... it's Shit

[StepTo-]

Someone should make a thread titled "Sex 101"
So y'all can get these v-card holding kids some vagina.
At least tell them how to get a girl to do anal.

Just ask her. If she says no then don't bring it up anymore. Next time you gettin it in. Ask her. I bet she says yes. That's what I did. Get anal lube too, no raw doggin that shit (no pun intended)

[Vandahl]

Made me very uncomfortable to have my place somewhere, where fecal matter manifests itself.

[StepTo-]

It doesn't get shitty if that's what you think.

The only time that your dick will get anything on it is when you fuck a bitch while she's on her period. Then there will be a red ring around your dick just where it stopped going in.


Shits nasty man fuuuuuuuuck that hahaha

[Vandahl]

check the sig

[GodTheReptilian]

You cover the flowers in cloraphome, duuuh. (Fuck grammar nazis!)


lol...now that was funny.

[UnEtHıCaL]

StepTo, you don't get shit on your dick? Maybe not in porn...

[StepTo-]

^ i was taking about like completly covered. That never happens. Unless she's nasty

[Godbody]

I fucked a bitch anal and it didn't get messy. She didn't want me to but once I poked her asshole she was all "Oooh I like that"...She wasnt so happy when I went in though, chief. :pimp:

[Prose_]

glad i inspired a thread khryme! ha ha!

[Ohs]

u gotta start off slow the first few times, but get her to rub her clit while u put it in her butt, that should fix any problems, cuz the pain she feels in her ass, gets put to the side for the pleasure she gets from rubbin her clit, then she just lovin it

[FreezyCT]

love doctor over here

[Ohs]

ur girl likes to call me dr love

[FreezyCT]

real mature rondell

[Ohs]

...rondell?

[AceCope]

She wasnt so happy when I went in though, chief. :pimp:

Caught me wit that chief to the ribs, pulse...

[GRizzEAT]

anal with Black chics = makes u feel odd

anal with white chicks = makes u feel like God

[GRizzEAT]

DR. BUTTy Love


Nutty Professor

[TheGeneral]

DR. BUTTy Love


Nutty Professor

Lmao.. That's awesome

[TheStudent]

*Takes Notes For Future Reference, Archives The Material And Waits*

[Lizman]

You cover the flowers in cloraphome, duuuh. (Fuck grammar nazis!)

The Fuck?
Ever Heard Of Pre Shower And K-Lube...And Two Fingers?

[TheStudent]

The Fuck?
Ever Heard Of Pre Shower And K-Lube...And Two Fingers?
Pre Shower?
Why Wouldn't You Just Take A Shower?

[GRizzEAT]

Most niggas think to Take showers.....

Then others think... "i need to take a shower"... "butt fuck it"

[Lizman]

Pre Shower?
Why Wouldn't You Just Take A Shower?

I Was Talking About A Shared Hot Bath
That'll Help Getting Her Ass Nice And Open (Oh Yeah)



Most niggas think to Take showers.....

Then others think... "i need to take a shower"... "butt fuck it"

Dude's Turning Into Lizman... WHUT?

[Jack-0-Lantern]

^ The thing your daddy did to you with all that crisco...

[TheStudent]

anal sex. hmmm

whats that.

A Naughty Naughty Thing. :p

[Lizman]

anal sex. hmmm

whats that.

Wanna Come Around My House?
I Bet You Will.... ....Come Around

[RULE]

Missy ruined this thread for me.

lol

[TheStudent]

anal sex is so overated.

dry humping allday!!!!111

Ear's Pretty Good Too,
Chasity Belts Are Tricky Doe.

[GRizzEAT]

anal sex is so overated.

dry humping allday!!!!111




i see ur explantion marks dont even agree with u...

[Jack-0-Lantern]

^ Because they explained something to him about her "Exclamation."