BORED? Yo Momma!!

[Carlos Brigante]

Lets get a yo momma jokes thread goin, when ever u bored just drop one...

Your mom is a platinum w"rapper"... She w"rap" a million burritos...

[Real Talk]

Ya motha neck so strong she cud Drink Peanut Butter

[Just C]

Yo mommas teeth so crooked she could chew on nails and spit out cork screws

[The Kid Eddie T]

yo mommas so fat....she blockes the sun.....and shes behind me

[Krhyme Killz]

Ya motha so bald she get in the shower and get brainwashed

[Real Talk]

Ya Motha so short she gotta slam dunk her bus token

[Krhyme Killz]

Ya mother breath so bad she see a proctologist to get her teeth cleaned

[Real Talk]

Nigga ya motha got 3 tongues and she talk Like Dis .... Like Dis ... Like Dis .....

[Krhyme Killz]

son...you KNOW ya moms got no damn teeth...but chew 'gums' all day!

[Carlos Brigante]

Ur moms so dumb she thought letsbeef wuz a cookin show...

[Real Talk]

son...you KNOW ya moms got no damn teeth...but chew 'gums' all day!

Cuzz .... I told ya moms to turn da TV on and she gave it a lapdance

[RULE]

Cuzz .... I told ya moms to turn da TV on and she gave it a lapdance

Yo moms so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

[Krhyme Killz]

true...but damn...you aint tell em that ya moms so old n ugly she gotta have phone sex..on a rotary phone

[RULE]

K's mama soo stupid she invented a silent car alarm

[Carlos Brigante]

ur moms so old her social security number is 000-00-0001

[Real Talk]

true...but damn...you aint tell em that ya moms so old n ugly she gotta have phone sex..on a rotary phone

Gud money .... but ya moms teeth so big everytime she sneeze she bites her chest

Yo moms so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Ya moms so old she was in high school when dat joke came out

[Carlos Brigante]

ur moms so dumb she thought T-Mobile was Lipton on wheels...

[The Kid Eddie T]

your mom, still thinks 2pacs alive, what a retard

[Carlos Brigante]

Ur mom so dumb she got "stabbed" in a "shoot out" den got hit by a parked car when she tried to get away...

[Krhyme Killz]

Gud money .... but ya moms teeth so big everytime she sneeze she bites her chest



Ya moms so old she was in high school when dat joke came out

yeah, but damn...ya moms got no neck...uses Head and Shoulders shampoo religiously

[remarK]

Ya Motha so short she gotta slam dunk her bus token

hhahahahahaha this was my favorite so far..

but that brainwash shit was hilarious too..

[Interp]

Ya mama so ugly the wolfman watch her wen he wants a scare...

ya mama such a whore..................... she................ ummmm................

ummm...she ummm.....

shit..forgot wut i was gonna say ...ya mama kinda threw me off a bit givin me one hell of a good blow job....

[Real Talk]

yeah, but damn...ya moms got no neck...uses Head and Shoulders shampoo religiously

Damn ... dat wuda got me if it wasnt for da fact dat ya Moms got a pirate patch .. a wooden leg ... and her nickname is Eyedrops

[KILOS]

dont try to act like your mom aint a drug fiend...she like a window, one rock and she ready for crack...yo momma so fat she play hide and seek with her belly button...yo momma so fat and white, when she takin a shit it looks like 2 pigs fighting over a milkdud...LMAO!

[remarK]

ya moms so fat her ankles' the size of a baby elephant.. bitch gotta parachute into her pants, thats the only way she get her trunks on.

[Ohs]

your moms such a ho she runs the gloryhole operations for all the truckstops on the east coast

[Krhyme Killz]

Damn ... dat wuda got me if it wasnt for da fact dat ya Moms got a pirate patch .. a wooden leg ... and her nickname is Eyedrops

and she earned that nickname...but damn...just cuz ya mom's so fat she gotta wear men's slacks dont mean the hood gotta call her Billy Jeans

[KILOS]

omg your mom got one big tittie and one lil tittie, her nickname biggie smalls

[remarK]

thats def true... but ya momma so fat she neverrrr leaves the couch. They say she "lost control er" herself...

[KILOS]

ur momma so hairy when she take a shower it looks like gorillas in the mist

[Ohs]

ur moms so hairy when you get near her vagina, a loudspeaker informs you that your now entering the planet of the apes

[remarK]

your momma so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Tyra Banks' forehead.

[JWall]

Well her lopsided tits are a shame but your moms pussy is so wide I have to tie a board to my ass to keep from falling in!

[Carlos Brigante]

Ur moms crib so nasty niggas wipe they feet on da way out...

[Interp]

Ya mamas pussys so loose fat camps use it as a waterslide....

[The Kid Eddie T]

your mammas so ghetto, the bitch plays c-lo for 2nds at the dinner table

[Carlos Brigante]

ur moms so fat dey use da crumbs in her panties to fertilize fields in idaho...

[Carlos Brigante]

ur moms so dumb she plays c-lo wit 2 dice...

[Dwight Schrute]

yo momma's so dumb that she fucked your daddy without a rubber and had you

[PRiiME]

yo momma's so dumb that she fucked your daddy without a rubber and had you

*nods head* harsh.................. but incredibly fair

ya mothes so stupid, i asked her if she was down............... she said no and then took some ritalin

[Odd God]

your momma's pussy so loose she's suing the Grand Canyon for copyright

[PRiiME]

your momma's so fat that when i elevator's broken they pay to sit on top to make it go down................

[Odd God]

Your mother's such a slut, I decided not to fuck her last night. Only because the queue was too long

[PRiiME]

your mothers so dumb that when I fucked her and i wanted her to go underneath, she slid under the bed........ plus she's so fat i got squished on the ceiling

[KILOS]

your mom is such a FAT SLUT, she be on the corner askin for DIET SEMEN...your mom is so ugly, if my dog was as ugly as her, i'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards...HAHA

[pUL5e]

Ya mommas so dumb that she gave birth to you.

[Carlos Brigante]

yo momma so fat she gives group lap dances...

[Odd God]

Your momma so fat that to fuck her you have to dip her in sherbet and look for bubbles

[Carlos Brigante]

ur moms so nasty she tried to sue sperm banks for stealin her idea...

[CauSTik SoDa]

you momma so fat she sat on a 1 dollar bill and a booger came out of george washingtons nose

[Sawyer]

yo momma's not Fresh....really she's not