The BestPunches on LB

[MoNsTa CLiPS]

Tell Everyone Whats the Best Punchess
OR 1 of the Best
You Heard in a Text Battle From Any LB Rapper!!!

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Lines that Stood Out to Me Was

Doggie-it-curtains. Dat FLOW YA BEEN USIN? U’ve STOLEN MY BLUEPRINTS
but its been "Talk ova Rain" since STORM WAS A MUTANT(!?!)/
& Since "Matrix" is "Stuck in his own world" like dat PHONE IN DA BOOTH GLITCHED,
I'll "Wipe his brain out" wit "1 dose" like MORPHEAUS BLUE SHITS!!!/
-Real Talk


LEAVE HOME NO MAKE-UPP!?/
like duhhhh! im the DOPEST SPITTER so my TROJAN SCRIPTCURES will have,
O-PINED/opened quicker than caSINOS IN VE-GAAS!!!/
-ERUPT

Whoosh! Twin Pistols in holsters, I STRETCH-fa-ONE,
cuz Shootin this “Pair? Ah Normal Activity”! Grab my “SECOND” GUN its time SEIZE THE “MOMENT”!
that’ll put a “Couple in Holmes” to LEAVE EM’ “GHOSTED”!!!
-Jason

NOW YOUR TURN!!!

[Ghambit]

You think u can STAND WITH ME? u dont even STAND TO PEE// Ill murder you and hang u on my FAMILY TREE//

-BIGBEN-

[MoNsTa CLiPS]

Cmon I Know there Bars!!!!!!

[MoNsTa CLiPS]

Get w/ the Fuckin Forum Or Bounce AsssWhipeeee

[Saliva™]

aightthers couple of dope shit n 1 of them is myself lmfao! ok it's:

I betcha he HOPING HE SAW THIS THROUGH man i thought "Rules Are Meant To Be Broken?" but he was BROKEN BEFORE HE RULED!!!

RULE

a cent is what ya HEART WORTH Homo dont be sayin u str8 when u got fucked so much u even FART SPERM!

How u battled vets when ya record is fulla ROOKIES U FUCKED!!Didn't wanna kill u like this but u PUSHED ME TOO MUCH!!So don't be callin yaself a playa when da space ''between ya legs'' is da only PUSSY U TOUCHED!!!

U did 32 lines? well -''PROPS CUZ''- while i wuz entertainin ya wifey n made er -''TOPS BUZZ''-!Shit no woryes nigga she in good hands cuz i make even betta kids than ma -''POPS DOES''-!

Da Kid Cancer

GON

[Wraxius]

Really? Read my recents and pick your poison :high:

/You think you can win with WACK RHYMES AND SHIT?, Didn't he lose the LAST TIME HE SPIT?, But if you got -cold shit-, I'll leave your -freeze popped- like SNACK TIME FOR KIDS![...] - Sanborn.

[FreezyCT]

the first post was nice...but after that, yall just plain suck....smh at all of you thinking your own lines are hot

[H-V-K]

hahah that shit is crazy ^^^

[Manny Festo]

yeah that daddio line was dope.........all the rest of the lines posted except for the lines by real talk and jason were completely laughable and basically overlooked fillers in somebody's battle that couldn't make the hotlist

idiots

[Manny Festo]

and sanborn u think your nice as hell for some odd reason

[FreezyCT]

and sanborn u think your nice as hell for some odd reason

lmao...get him

[Wraxius]

and sanborn u think your nice as hell for some odd reason

You have an issue with me for some odd reason.

[Wraxius]

lmao...get him

You're completely irrelevant to this entire thread.

[Manny Festo]

first time i've ever said anything to you to my knowledge

[FreezyCT]

no, actually, what is irrelevant is that weak piece of shit you typed up for a thread specifically for the best punches on LB...apparently, you misread the title for "mediocre bars - lets see who has them..." because you couldnt wait to hop all over it...and by ASKING for people to read your recents, im assuming that you have come to realize that YOUR lines are now irrelevant...

on to the next one...

[MoNsTa CLiPS]

Thats Daddio Line was Tufff....

[FreezyCT]

ps..."lost at sea" - GREAT read!!

[METH_BARZ]

lolol @ this whole thread turning into a bitch fest

[Wraxius]

^ Cause saucy thinks he's the shit lol. @Saucy. I didn't type that up for this thread lmao, read my battle with Nixwon and you'll find out it's very original :)

[Real Talk]

DeNiro aka Bobby Milk (vs Meta4 aka MahVulus)

METAFOUR gon SET IT OFF? Never Ya'll That's an "impossible feet" like givin MEGATRON a PEDICURE/ SETTLE WARS wit METAL TORCH u ever MET a 4?/ WELL OF COURSE u BETTER OFF if u introDUCED TO MAGNUM...."Hi! It's Very nice to meet"..*POW*.......OOPS MY BAD SON/

Kills me everytime ......

[FreezyCT]

^ Cause saucy thinks he's the shit lol.

Haa...says the guy who posted his own lyrics *smh*

[MoNsTa CLiPS]

SICKEST OF TEXTIN’, teachin BITCHESS A LESSON,
if THIS KID IS STEPPIN then ill take Your mom and give her my
“teabag in the afternoon” like BRITISH REFRESHMENTS!
-Jason

I'll leave ya SCARED AND INJURED, crying witchya WIFE BEATER SLIGHTLY TORN.
you SURE BOSS? do youreally want a THIRD LOSS? I've left "StiKKy on the floor"
so many times my WIFE THINKS I'M HIDING PORN!!!
-Illimit

[Wraxius]

Haa...says the guy who posted his own lyrics *smh*

I thought it was dope, it that so bad? I didn't talk about anybody, nor did I say I was better then anybody. I post my own because I don't read alot of battles because most aren't worth my time *mostly noobs coming in that have no talent so it's not entertaining to read a whop-sided ass whoopin*.

[Saliva™]

lmfaooo @ that jason n illimit line damn thas nice

[FeRnO]

Mr Goodness and Profite wrote Nas's Album.....

[METH_BARZ]

yea and panther ghost wrote all of tupacs shit

[Ghambit]

Yea And Shaun Michaels Wrote All Of Sweetchinmusic's Lyrics

[Wraxius]

Yea and bigben wrote all of Eminem's lyrics.

[Accurit Phacts]

DaDDiO (Vs Phyiscal)

what? think you 'edging' this cos you HAPPEN TO MOW LAWNS?? you only whip-up da feet when you take an ACTUAL LOAD OFF .. ya RAPPIN IS SO …*YAWN*… yhafhaiusyf7grw ...*lifts head off keyboard* oh shit! I ACTUALLY DOZED OFF...

LMAO.

I've seen this shit somewhere before, outside of LB. But the way he worded that shit made it crisco.

[Haz]

Mr Goodness and Profite wrote Nas's Album.....


yeh i heard that too yo. real talk. mg is a beast

[Wraxius]

And Who's did you write.?

Yours........

[Krhyme Killz]

MAD WEIGHT SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

[Po a Fo]

lmao at big ben wrote eminems lyrics... that shit made me laugh harder than his lyrics themselves

[Wraxius]

Lmao......

[Krhyme Killz]

MAD WEIGHT SON... is illimit lol.

makes sense...he's prolly the nicest, in my book

[_SIR_]

one of my more recent ones.... Vs. Swag(opener)

"Me vs. Swag" well i got "HIGHER BARS IN FULL" cuz my bars like "Michael MEYER" SCARS EM' SKULL as i'll have to FIRE "ARSENAL" to "Unite Manchester" to play the "ALL GREAT SOCCER!!!" cuz you'll be caught "Red Handed" after a "Slip Up" like a "PROSTATE DOCTER!!!"

[MoNsTa CLiPS]

Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooool

[Ohs]

wierd al yankovich writes my lines

[UNKNOWN ARTIST]

i wouldn't normaly do this .... but people seem to be sleeping :D

Against HVK

I'm so "Fly" watch me "Turn A Blade" on this DUMMY IMPOSTER,
then see a "Mass Of Metal" "Land On H" when i "COME WITH THE CHOPPER!"

That fake American accent? .... it's CRAZY N' LAME
so stop "Lyin' On Tracks" unless ya "WAITIN FA TRAINS"
to roll "STRAIGHT THROUGH YA BRAIN" untill the SIDES GO SPLAT
if you "Train Ya Head" you get ya "MIND ON TRACK"

Against Dizzdabiter

He's got dreams of bein famous? this LITTLE BITCH IS SO SOFT
you'd only have a "Feature In A Magazine" if i PISTOL WHIPPED YA NOSE OFF!

Against O_G

It's "O Verse's Artist"(Overseas Artist) you think ya gonna WIN?.. YOU KIDDIN ME?
The only reason "Your A Pee On Rapper"(European Rapper) you get "PISSED ON LYRICALY

I'll leave you "Shook" and "TOSSED IN THE AIR" i'm too COCKY TO CARE,
see you "Remind Me Of Dice" cuz i've "Seen How You Roll" ya always "SPOTTED WITH SQUARES"

Against daddy new pimpin

I can't believe you went first and had the BALLS TO DROP
cuz ya like a "High Board Diver".... ALL THAT YOU GOT,
is ya "Flips" .. without them it's just a "FALL FROM THE TOP"
no wonder you STALLED ON YA DROP you got the WACKEST RAPS TO ME,
if "Daddy's Beatin Artist" it's the JACKSON FAMILY

Against van helsing

All a Ya'll ACT THA SAME, weak punches, long set ups ya RAPS ARE LAME,
you take "Four Lines Fa One Weak Hit" like BAD COCAINE

Against jason

i'm serious dawg! there's no way your ON THE GUEST LIST!
your only "Welcome To The Club" that ya JAW CONNECTS WITH!
ya BARS ARE WRECKLESS and they're SOUNDIN DILLUSIONAL,
you only ever "Rose To The Occassion" bringin "FLOWERS TO FUNERALS"
give a little "Power To A Pussy" they "Vibe Rating"(Vibrating) TURNS AT ONCE,
One minute they're O.k .... next they're "STUCK UP CUNTS"

[Saliva™]

lmfaooooo @ UA's line agains Jason, Van Hesling n HVK hahahahah

[Saliva™]

oh n lool @ sir

[MoNsTa CLiPS]

YOU ALL RIPPED TO SHREDDS..Your Chance of Winnin
is Slimmer than SNOOP DOGGS WRIST & LEGS...Lines Feel
Like 15 POOL BALLS HIT YA HEAD...So Ya Moms A Be
"Lookin for the ER(Eeyore)" Like They Posted a
Winny the Pooh's CREW GON MISSIN THREAD!!!!
-Me vs. Dosage

[Ghambit]

Yea and bigben wrote all of Eminem's lyrics.

YEA FUCK U

[Ghambit]

I Dont Even Like Eminem Nigga

[MoNsTa CLiPS]

Any more bars?

[Rican]

there's more. but im lazy

[UnEtHıCaL]

Why is everyone, with the exception of UA, posting their own bars, knowing that hey are defiently without a doubt not the best.

Check Illimit, Real Talk, Daddy New Pimpin, Daddio, Muhvulvas, Askari, UA, LEFT FIELD

You'll find a collection of the best. DONE!

[Manny Festo]

^^ease up on the askari dick suckage eth

now i'll post one of my favorites

vs mahvulus

my deLIGHTFUL SLASHIN SEVERS GLANDS and brainstormin MIGHT DISPATCH HIS WEATHERMAN but ya punches are "child like" & "always miss" call em MICHEAL JACKSON, NEVER LAND! even "dressing" in LEATHER TANNED PANTS eatin salads with NEVER LAND RANCH

[Sean Cron]

I liked rule's choice and the first ones

[Po a Fo]

Real talk why the fuck did this thread make everyone rush to their personal archives? WEAK

[UnEtHıCaL]

Askari was the first to spit half of those played lines that you see around now, and they were sick as fuck at the time he spit them.

[Mani Mula]

LOL @ every1 tootin dere own horns postin dere own lines...

And 80% of the bars posted were not worth da reading

[Manny Festo]

shut your overrated ass up mani

[RhetoriK]

I'll post ones i've come across in my own battles cause I've learned a lot from em'...

I threw this at Rule....

AND HOODBITCH PLEASE!.. FLOCK OF FAIR'EES 'gassed' burn'em 'UNION JACKS' without WELDERS MASK God won't 'SAVE THEIR QUEEN' 'BRUCE LEE this STEVE McQUEEN' 'DPs' 'train you' ..TILL YOU BLEED ..SERIOUSLY..ya 'A.B.C.' raps're 'grade D' ..YOU LEAVE ..SLAPPED WITH EASE[E's] ..for effort so F'THIS'G my thought 'H-I' my flow ..Katrina ..so you're really not 'OVER-SEAS' i put him where he belong '2000 LEAGUES BENEATH ME!!' 'I Am' 'killer' by description ..HE JUST WANNA ..'BEE' -RhetoriK

And he flipped the whole alphabet concept with this...

Retard tried a "Alphabet Concept" But 'Stopped At I' Cuz he DIDNT KNOW THE REST!!! Lmfaoooooooo! RULE

^^great one-liner flip on an entire concept, made me start paying attention to execution...lol...still a hot battle.. but what else..

NIGGA SHOOO! u a BIGGA LOOSE-ah THEN A CREW of TEN OF YOU trynna INTRODUCE WOMEN TO "TENNIS SHOES" like "SKECTHERS","NIKES","WINTA BOOTS", TEXTIN "LIGHT BEAMS" like "FINISH MOVES" when no one LISTEN TO ..NIGGA WHO?...NIGGA YOU..so of course its like HORTON "HEARS A WHO?"! -Van Helsing nice ender..

dIS KID RAW?.... NOPE! Ya lines like female prisons, you got BITCH BARS BRO..he's in LOVE w/ LUCY so dem rhymes bout SLUGS n OOZIES ...sposed to make me believe RIK HARD THO?(Ricardo)....i'll punch HIM TILL HIS VISION GONE for tryna be "Slick"...RIK WHAT KINDA SHIT YOU ON?(SlickRick x_x) pULSe ..dope opener..

"when it comes to battles? I'M BAKIN THE SUBJECT I'll SEND-N-SCORCH-IT and END-RHETORIC witout PERSUADING THE PUBLIC!!!!!!!!!!!" -SweetChinMusic 1 bar punch tourney line..

just a couple