Punch Line Masters

[Smule]

These threads are always fun.


Rules:

Write a punchline about the person who posted above you (for the first one, me)

one bar each, GO!

[pUL5e]

that punchline was a PIECE OF ASS.. there's no way you're DISSIN HIM, STUPID now watch me DISCIPLINE STUDENT like the DEANS & STAFF...

[Smule]

ima smash this DUDE IN TIME you just got some LUNCH RHYMES watch me make "pulse go flat" like no heart BEAT LINE!

[RhetoriK]

that punchline was a PIECE OF ASS.. there's no way you're DISSIN HIM, STUPID now watch me DISCIPLINE STUDENT like the DEANS & STAFF...


doctors at at record store won't "CHECK A pULSe" ya NOBODY B ..OXY-MORONICALLY you can't "void a NULL" so LEGITIMATLEY you ain't got the "soul" to even GET BODIED G!!

lol

[_SIR_]

this guy ain't the "most loved child" ya know HE "BORIC!" like my "English Teachers Question" why should i have to answer to "RHETORIK?"

[Smule]

students WRITTENS ARE BORING m over here SILENTLY SNORING 'bow down' to the PREACHER im the TEACHER in this pupil vs teacher game 'student's AINT SCORING!

[_SIR_]

making fun of students WRITTEN EXAM? really? cuz ya only dope lines are BITTEN TEXT, FAM! through "phones and computers" the only way ya GETTIN' SEX, DAMN!!!

[Dee StruKtion]

making fun of students WRITTEN EXAM? really? cuz ya only dope lines are BITTEN TEXT, FAM! through "phones and computers" the only way ya GETTIN' SEX, DAMN!!!

ur WEAK N' ANNOYING makin 'no noise' when i put u ta SLEEP W/O SNORING cuz like a duck what u 'drop is shit' i call it FALLING TIRDS u get no respect. u could be ma 'drill sergant' n' i still wouldnt CALL U SIR!bitch..

[Rican]

this NERD GETS THE HOLLOW IN because its ''rican > struk'' cuz he VERSE NEEDS REMODELING

lol elementary

[Smule]

this dude STARTS THE DROOLING cause my SCRIPTS ARE SOOTHING thinks he's sick? but he still aint "reekin/rican" WITHOUT LOSING!

[Dee StruKtion]

this NERD GETS THE HOLLOW IN because its ''rican > struk'' cuz he VERSE NEEDS REMODELING

lol elementary

fuck RICAN' dude ya gotta WEAK PLAN' this 'dejavu' a REPLAY WIN' n' before we battle' ur like 'diego sanchez' screamin 'yes' WE CAN..but u gonna come out lookin like the nightmare afta B.J. PENN!

[Rican]

you TESTIN THE SLAUGHTER? i pull ''mule out in front of these herbs'' like MEXICAN FARMERS

[Dee StruKtion]

fuck RICAN' dude ya gotta WEAK PLAN' this 'dejavu' a REPLAY WIN' n' before we battle' ur like 'diego sanchez' screamin 'yes' WE CAN..but u gonna come out lookin like the nightmare afta B.J. PENN!

[Rican]

you FLY DUDE? nah! my fist send RIGHT HOOKS ''in struktion'' like GUIDEBOOKS!

[Smule]

rican SMASH MICS? nah, he's only HALF DYKE like "jeffery star" after PROM NIGHT!

[Dee StruKtion]

rican aint want no more afta that one..lmfaooooooooooooooo
we "UnFukWitable"

[Smule]

rofl... we 'WillEatU'
:D

[Smule]

listen.. student, we know your TEXT ARENT WICKED your "castin" but WE'RE NOT FISHIN ima make this dude "come outa the closet" like a HOMOSEXUAL CONVENTION!

[KILOS]

lets be real faggots ya'll know that all of my BARS-MEANER, this dude suckin dick reguarly call him a BALL-CLEANER, he knows that i'm ALL-EITHER, now watch me end "smule" quick like a WALL-CLEANER!!!
expo: look up his name

[_SIR_]

kilos? SURE, YA MAYNES MUST BE HEAVY! but i "crash through" worse than when "HURRICANES BUST THE LEVY!" but now he won't have BUSH TO BLAME! oh well now i'll have to SMUSH NEW GAME!

[Rican]

i'll BE POUNDING A FEW to ''pull out student'' like COUNSELERS DO!

[_SIR_]

everyone going at Student so i'll join in...
he's a "perfect boy" a RULE BINDS STUDENT! ya "taking lessons" i'm the "teacher" and i'll "SCHOOL" LINES YOU SENT!

[KILOS]

wtf is he thinking? this HOES-THE-BEST??? watch me take out student like OSS!!!

[AkRid_ArTz]

I'm AIMIN AT YEA DUDE, Don't CLAIM YEA GRASPIN TOOLS, Cuz This Kid BLAZIN, SMASHIN MUTE?... Naw cuz, I'm RUDE N' KIDS BEWARE Cuz I Put STUDENT IN THE AIR Like HANGIN AFTA SCHOOL!...

[KILOS]

HAHA STFU faggots, we all know that GIRLS-NEVER-CALL-YOU, and that YOU-NEVER-BALL-DUDE, you know that i'm CLEVER-WIT-ALL-TOOLS, and will end mute quick, like i just TURNED-UP-THE-VOLUME!!!

[Rican]

you know you FOLLOW FAGGOTS IN that give ''dent a push'' like AUTO ACCIDENTS

[Rican]

I'm Brutually Fresh With Spits but I Dont get what ''Prom Make Up'' like Ilusional Freshman Chicks

[Dee StruKtion]

^^^ wtf is a PILL LAKE?..

[Rican]

That was kinda obvious

Who doesnt know.


STUPID NERD OWN YA? This ''Stud Shining''.........eh nah he CUBIC CIRCONIA!

[Smule]

think your PUNCH IS FINE? watch me "break the rule" crossing over ENEMY LINES!

for rule :D

[Rican]

was that a punch? like confused prom kids

[Smule]

Hawiian Punch

[Smule]

cant STUDENT TAKE A HINT? cause when this FAKE IS BENT his career as a 'teacher' gets paid with KNIVES AND LINT

[Krhyme Killz]

i'll have this BITCH IN PERIL...from guns with the VICIOUS BARREL...so you'll be 'screwed guy'...when i have 'Ule tied/Yuletide"...aint no CHRISTMAS CAROL

[Smule]

KNIVES AND LINT? On That DARK KNIGHT TIP? I'll "Walk" THIS BITCH, Put Her Down At NIGHT With No Stars So You Can't WISH RIGHT. :eek: -Student

listen.. im SMASHIN THROUGH YA 'slashin' ya dreams call me FREDDY KRUEGER this 'student' better step his game up and HIRE A TUTOR!

[Smule]

i beat you :)

[Odd God]

seriously this FOOLS A JOKE thinks it COOL TO CHOKE I'll give U L's OK'd so SMulE is SMokEd

[Smule]

naw, this FOOLS A JOKE you couldnt be 'flyyyyin' no punch lines just a 'hawiiiannn POKE!

[Odd God]

looks like you just got a CREW ON A PAGE "nothin but net" coz you get BOOED OFF THE STAGE

[Smule]

rofl... we 'winnin' and havent EVEN GOT TO START we blow 'bong' through a 'thong' just WITH A FART!

[Odd God]

your weak 'punchlines' are TIRING ODD so dumb guy it's 'crunchtime' with a FIRING SQUAD

[Smule]

listen.. your MISSLE ARE MISSIN but my HEAT SEAKERS DRIPPIN this faggot tryin to kiss me, is the only way he GETS HIS LIP IN!

[Odd God]

who the fuck is this bitch PRETENDING HE'S FUNNY multis so broke I should LEND THEM SOME MONEY

[Smule]

who this FAGGOT BE RIDIN? his 'flow is so choppy' like the WAVES OF POSIEDON!

[_SIR_]

AND SCARE EM' AT SCHOOL? ok just STAND THERE N' ACT COOL! to get at me i'm DAMN SCAREIN' THAT SMULE

[Smule]

SIR IS A FAGGOT as i LYRICALY RAVAGE dude probably has 'buck teeth' like a rabbit, go eat you SOME CABBAGE!