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joan of arc
12-16-2018, 12:07 PM
are you tired of not getting enough votes?
are you sick of bitch rappers writing wack shit comments about your precious bars?
well then :) we have some thing for you

presenting CAPTAIN GUTPUNCH's VOTE A RAMA

*montage shots of bad comments on a green screen, me in front of it wearing a suit n tie, retro 80s synth wave pulsing in the background softly*

CAPTAIN GUTPUNCH's VOTE A RAMA REALLY WORKS!
watch how it tackles the worst of problems

*on the green screen we see a snap shot of a young boy frowning*

hahaha, do you see little billy here? well little bill is a salty boi
a salt boi is what we in the business refer to as 'donkeybrained' and 'autistic'

*i turn back to the green screen and use a bic lighter to set it on fire*

well look at that! no more problem!
use CAPTAIN GUTPUNCH's VOTE A RAMA TODAY!


*shot lingers as i'm engulfed in flames*