The "Fuck You If:" Forum Game.

[Rant]

Pretty simple game, I'll give a few examples.

Fuck you if: You enter a tournament, and stop voting on its battles when you lose.

Fuck you if: You don't know the difference between two, to, and too.

Fuck you if: Your shirt hangs below your knees, and could fit two of you inside of it.

[Subreal]

Fuck you if: you like MvH.

[V3numb]

Fuck you if: You order pork fried rice with no chicken wing

[Shodan]

Fuck you if: You order pork fried rice with no chicken wing

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Rant]

At least post a fresh one, instead of recycling Babylon's.

[OSKAR]

Damn bro.. He just asked for some wings

[Saxx]

Fuck you if.....you are in any way affiliated with Rant.

[Skizzo]

Put simply.


Fuck You If: You don't like me. tbh

[Saxx]

Fuck you if....you have 4 quotes as you signature :D

[Phil Banks]

Fuck you if you ever made an I'm leaving thread....

[Fidel Z]

Fuck you if you saw the Solar Eclipse

[Shodan]

Fuck you if: You wear earrings with a colored gem (fake or real) in them, and you're a "heterosexual" male.

Fuck you if: You can watch one of George Carlin's standups without laughing.


At least post a fresh one, instead of recycling Babylon's.

Well, to be fair, that copypasta has been floating around on the internet for years. It came off of a military board on one of the chans.

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fuck you if youre white as fuck and say nigga daily, basically, fuck you if youre bleu :high:

I'm white, but I'm black on the internet, mah nigga

[Rant]

Fuck you if you ever made an I'm leaving thread....

This is a good one.

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Fuck you if: You wear earrings with a colored gem (fake or real) in them, and you're a "heterosexual" male.

Fuck you if: You can watch one of George Carlin's standups without laughing.




Well, to be fair, that copypasta has been floating around on the internet for years. It came off of a military board on one of the chans.

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I'm white, but I'm black on the internet, mah nigga

Why are you telling me this like I don't know that? By Babylon's I mean it's the one he has been frequently posting. Not that he wrote it.

[Skizzo]

Fuck you if....you have 4 quotes as you signature :D


Well that was mean :'(

[V3numb]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


Fuck you if: You're going to be a tryhard

[Saxx]

Fuck you if....your last battle was in 2007

[Phoenix]

fuck this site

[Rant]

Fuck you if: You complain that the "site is dying," but don't contribute positively to its growth.

[UhMAZING]

Fuck You If: you contribute to this site because it's dying.

Fuck You If: you sign up for a battle site and post between 1-3 battles then never come back.

Fuck You If: you willingly watch a link that is clearly described as gay porn, then say you ain't gay over expressively.

Fuck You If: you call your significant other your "Bae", that shits gay as fuck.

Fuck You If: you can come on here everyday to talk shit but can't even put in 1 battle a month.

Fuck You If: you don't like me. I will eat your soul and impregnate your wives with the jizzm of Hate, and birth bastard children into this world that will become serial killers whom will most likely kill you in your sleep by the age of 10.....





















.....Fuck You.

[Student]

Fuck you if you wore a dress with a mask on.

[Rant]

^^ LMAO.

[Row]

Fuck you if you think giving people exclusive, which is meaningless to them and gives them no variation of money in their pocket, to check out a tournament battle is paying for votes.

[Rant]

Fuck you if: You buy exclusive for people, so that they'll vote on your tournament battle.

[Row]

Fuck you if you think giving people exclusive, which is meaningless to them and gives them no variation of money in their pocket, to check out a tournament battle is paying for votes.

Fuck you if you took over ETK and failed to get it running


Fuck you if you think putting a sign up thread for a tournament is enough to get people to sign-up

Fuck you if you think I'll reply to a 64 line text battle by someone who got slapped by me already.


Fuck you if you're 2FUEL


Fuck you if you gave 2FUEL the title "the super mod" when he's proven to have periods of inactivity, been inactive his whole month, and isn't handling his duties as consistently as he should.


Fuck you if you're a double standard


Fuck you if you're a moderator/fvc member who doesn't vote on at least 1 battle a day


Fuck you if you're one of those people who sneak diss and talk shit but refrain from sending battles


Fuck you if you think I'm going off because this is nothing


Fuck you if you bought the last ticket to the NBA all-star weekend 2016


Fuck you if you piss without lifting the toilet seat


Fuck you if you don't flush


Fuck you if you double park


Fuck you if you're Rain-Matrix


Fuck you if you embedded the "notices" section on the top of this website without putting an option to hide it, tired of seeing dizzy dash's looking at that nigga like "I wanna suck ya cock"

Fuck you if you make threads about shit that you can just personal message a nigga about


Fuck you if you put your battle link in a Lizman voting thread

[Esso]

Fuck you if your name rhymes with dead perch

fuck you if you end a battle #fucklethal

fuck you if I sent you a battle last month or this month you aint reply to

fuck you if you think wordplay is dope regardless of being corny ass topic matter

fuck you if you take text battling remotely seriously the second you close your laptop

fuck you if your birthday falls on a day that ends in y

[UhMAZING]

Fuck You If: you thought I looked good in a dress with a mask on, it seems to be on y'alls minds a lot.

Fuck You If: you have to proposition anyone with anything to vote on your gay ass battles.

Fuck You If: You've been here 9 years and your name is still "Student"

Fuck You If: your parents are divorced.

Fuck You If: you bump this thread.

[Rican]

Fuck you if you don't think Murda muzik is lbs #1 crew

[Celsius]

Fuck you if you only drop battles once a month
Fuck you if you got a teal colored name but rarely vote
Fuck you if you can't ride a beat
Fuck you if you're Subreal.
Fuck you if you sound like Subreal.

[UhMAZING]

Fuck You If: you're the only "active" member in your crew and think it's the best on LB.

Fuck You If: you make a forum game called Fuck You If, then only participate in the OP.

Fuck You If: you're not me, cuz then you're a faggot.

[Rant]

Fuck you if: You don't keep this thread bumped.

[UhMAZING]

Fuck You If: you have sex with Thai lady boys.

[Rant]

Fuck you if: You think Leonardo DiCaprio deserves an Oscar.

[UhMAZING]

Fuck You If: You sit around "vaping" like a faggot.

Fuck You If: You think the Oscars are racist.

Fuck You If: you read this thread but don't participate.

[Manhattan]

Fuck you if: You think Leonardo DiCaprio deserves an Oscar.

Fuck you if: You think Will Smith deserves an Oscar

[UhMAZING]

^^^^ Right.


Fuck You If: You made a movie about playing football and getting concussions.

[Nicholas]

Fuck You If: Your name is UhhMazing

[Nicholas]

Fuck You If: You're not comfortable with your sexuality so you put down others that are to make yourself feel better *Cough* Uhmazing *Cough*


Fuck you if: You complain that the "site is dying," but don't contribute positively to its growth.

Well this is kind of ironic now.

[Nicholas]

Fuck you if you got a teal colored name but rarely vote


Also Ironic.

[Babylon]

^^^^ Right.


Fuck You If: You made a movie about playing football and getting concussions.

Wow I forgot this fruitcake existed, still smoking meth with your squidbilly wife?

[Rant]

Well this is kind of ironic now.

A.) I don't say the site is dying. B.) You're right, no way my consistently active battling over the past 7(almost 8) years is a positive contribution. No way the ideas I posted as recently as last month are positive contributions. No way Bringing back the LBA is a positive contribution. :confused: "Herpaderp, I came back after years of inactivity, and posted a few ideas in the forums. Now no one has contributed as much as me. Herpaderp."

Fuck you if: You discount the contributions of others solely because you've put your recent modship on a pedestal.

[Aggo]

Fuck you if you fry chicken breast in extra virgin olive oil.

[Nicholas]

A.) I don't say the site is dying. B.) You're right, no way my consistently active battling over the past 7(almost 8) years is a positive contribution. No way the ideas I posted as recently as last month are positive contributions. No way Bringing back the LBA is a positive contribution. :confused: "Herpaderp, I came back after years of inactivity, and posted a few ideas in the forums. Now no one has contributed as much as me. Herpaderp."

Fuck you if: You discount the contributions of others solely because you've put your recent modship on a pedestal.

:umad:

[Rant]

:umad:

Seething. I hope you get raped to death by a rabid dog during a training session gone awry.

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Fuck you if: You pray during natural disasters, instead of contributing in a more productive way.

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Fuck you if: You don't see the harmful effect a two party political system has on your country.

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Fuck you if: You go so far to sway an online rap battle that you pay for votes.

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Fuck you if: You place any weight in the "news" reported by breitbart.

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Fuck you if: You own a single Funko "Pop!"

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Fuck you if: You get upgraded to first class during your airline traveling.

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Fuck you if: You're a crooked toothed, sniveling British cuckold who covers for his afro headed personal dick sucker.

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Fuck you if: You've read any of the 50 Shades series. You're propagating rape culture, you ignorant fucktards.

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Fuck you if: You use terms like communism, fascism, and nazi as broad generalizations to describe anything that takes an opposite stance to your own.

[Shodan]

Fuck you if: You've read any of the 50 Shades series. You're propagating rape culture, you ignorant fucktards.

My college bookstore has 50 Shades Darker under the "Study Aids" section... :grass:

[Bosses]

Fuck you if you bold or cap "multis" that dont thoroughly rhyme

and fuck you if your votes dont discuss multis, punches, wordplay etc and you just mention subjective shit like "creativity" which doesnt even have a voting category option

Also fuck you if you think your bum ass vote is worth more than other bum ass votes

[Donald Trump]

Fuck you if you've lost to me.

Fuck you if you believe in fake news.

[Student]

Fuck you if you battle as a multiple account cause you're afraid to rack up losses on your original account

[Rant]

Fuck you if: You believe conservatism is a viable political platform.

[KG The Prince]

fuck you if you said fuck you to someone else

[Esso]

fuck you for vaping with flavors that you can find in a juicebox

[Rant]

Fuck you if: You don't like Predator 2.

[Supsie]

fuck u rant

[Fidel Z]

Fuck you if you're bald and still wear a durag

[Supsie]

Fuck you if you're bald and still wear a durag

f u if u wrote dis

[Seul]

Fuck you if: you think you need to watch battle rap, to battle rap.

[Student]

Fuck you if you talk shit but don't battle

[Shodan]

Fuck you if you go to this thread to post "Fuck you if" statements that are clearly personal attacks against specific members, but are too pussy to directly call them out.

[Seul]

Fuck you if: you think forum games are lame

[HVK]

FUCK YOU IF YA TYPE ALL IN CAPS

[exwhyzee]

Fuck you if you don't type in caps..










































Wait

[sWORDz]

Put simply.


Fuck You If: You don't like me. tbh

Basically :high:

[HVK]

FUCK YOU IF YA ASK FOR BEEF, RECEIVE A BATTLE, THEN DONT RESPOND!

[Aggo]

Fuck u

[Bleu]

idk who if is but a lot of people dont seem to think very highly of him :(

[Barzooka]

Fuck you if you accuse a man of being racist when he's not lwl

[Ginge]

Fuck u if u chat shit 2 a battler 4 months in da chatbox, never nut up n batle him, den da g offers 2 delete his account if u win a 16 n u pussy out bigstyle and cant ever back up ur bullshit
and ur name is Wes Seneca
https://www.letsbeef.com/forums/showthread.php?t=164637

oh and also if i bump in2 u lightly in da street, n den i say sorry, fuck u if u be like, oh dats ok, like shit was both our faults just say sorry n all dont saddle me wit da blame u clumsy fuck

but mainly fuck u if u dat bitch Wes Seneca innit

[KG The Prince]

fuck you if you that bitch who posts pictures of 14 year olds online and claim it's someone else

and fuck you if you think Bape is tha Yungest King instead of me

[EtH]

Fuck you if you spell Youngest like Yungest.

[KG The Prince]

Fuck you if you spell Youngest like Yungest.

fuck you if you have numbers in your name

[Barzooka]

Better yet FUCK you if you accuse a white guy for being racist just because he uses the hard-R even though he probably hangs out with more black people a year than you do your whole life.

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Fuck u if u chat shit 2 a battler 4 months in da chatbox, never nut up n batle him, den da g offers 2 delete his account if u win a 16 n u pussy out bigstyle and cant ever back up ur bullshit
and ur name is Wes Seneca
https://www.letsbeef.com/forums/showthread.php?t=164637

oh and also if i bump in2 u lightly in da street, n den i say sorry, fuck u if u be like, oh dats ok, like shit was both our faults just say sorry n all dont saddle me wit da blame u clumsy fuck

but mainly fuck u if u dat bitch Wes Seneca innit

Yeah Wes Seneca is a genuine pussy head ass NIGGUAH who's too scared to fight me even though I only have one functional hand. Bitch ass nigguah. Wya nigguah?

[Ginge]

Better yet FUCK you if you accuse a white guy for being racist just because he uses the hard-R even though he probably hangs out with more black people a year than you do your whole life.

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Yeah Wes Seneca is a genuine pussy head ass NIGGUAH who's too scared to fight me even though I only have one functional hand. Bitch ass nigguah. Wya nigguah?

yh gucci u aint helpin my case g

[Barzooka]

Fuck you if you nigger lip my vape.

[Supsie]

peace n love, forever peace n love from within from above as within as with out, forever love.

[Barzooka]

peace n love, forever peace n love from within from above as within as with out, forever love.

Fuck you if: You act cool with me but still have me blocked.

[HVK]

FUCK YOU IF..... YOU THINK TYPING IN CAPS IS OBNOXIOUS!!!

BTW JUS SO NO-ONE THINKS IM TAKIN A SNEAKY CHEAP SHOT....

Subreal

THAT WOZ AIMED AT YOU!!

[Barzooka]

OH FUCK SHOTS FIRED

[EtH]

Fuck you if to prove you aren't making a sneaky cheap shot, you need to go back and edit your sneaky cheap shot.

[Barzooka]

OH SHIT!

[Supsie]

Fuck u if u r Ginge the cringe