What's The Best Punchline You've Ever Written?

[Wizdumb]

Title says it all.


List your personal favorites here. :high:

[UhMAZING]

Personally, I don't really do a lot of punchlines... So I couldn't really answer this.

[Row]

EDIT: give me your best punchline so that i can take the concept and turn it into my own punch for the One Bar.

[Wizdumb]

^ Row's technique in a nutshell people.

[Saxx]

Something about Justin Timberlake and referring to a vagina as a "Timber Lake" LOL

[Manhattan]

Difficult question to answer Wizdumb I don't think I could even tell ya. Maybe my favorite punches but not just one single

[Dean]

http://www.letsbeef.com/cypher_details.php?section=tb&id=65670

:pimp:

[Fidel Z]

I don't know mine but Phenomenons "animated chest hair" line was crazy

[Manhattan]

Maybe not my best...but my favourite punchline that I've written lately

Get ya Squad-Rocked n "Crossed Off" not EVEN THE RIVALS LEARNING
Since ya'll can't "Hang w/ This" I'll send you REACHING THE HIGHEST PERSON
I'll 'Choose-The-Nicest-Beam' so If that "Crusify Your Team" it’s not if JESUS DISCIPLES BURNING for KEEPING THE BIBLE TURNING....REACHING THE FINAL WORSHIP after they PREACH AN ENTIRE SERMON!!!(Crews a fire team)

[Óðinn]

Title says it all.


List your personal favorites here. :high:

Recent: If dudes VENTING FEAR? IT'S ORDINARY, I'M FRIGHTENING RIGHT? cos my “Punches so intense” they'll have'em sleep-in-bags w/o TENTING NEAR A MORTUARY AN FIGHTING AT NIGHT!!!!

Though my best still has to be wrote. :high:

[Enfinite]

If I wasn't too lazy to go through my battles I'd tell ya. I forget them the second I hit enter.

[ViTRiOL]

I'll call for trucks-of-raw-vandals armed with TRUNCHEONS N MALICE to rupture-this-damsel, but no gay love story when you gettin BUMMED IN THE 'PARISH', just this 'kid' gettin "fucked-from-all-angles" like HUNDREDS OF CATHOLICS HUDDLED IN MASSES "shoving-it-down-your-throat" W/O TOUCHIN A PAMPHLET!

You calling me Gay?? You've "Bare-backed" your fair-share of ass-crack ... so that's the MOST RANDOM COMMENT, and should I think my FOE'S STRAP'S A PROBLEM when he wouldn't even "Fuck With Me" if I had my OWN BRAND OF CONDOMS?!!


Probably not the best but both of those bars went unnoticed in the battles.

[Black Book]

I heard ya run with a gang of midgets on a DOWNTOWN BLOCK so if 3 of them posted up when I'm prepared to have a tre-POUND ROUND SHOT, I'll take on those dudes who '5'4" 3 to 1' like a COUNTDOWN CLOCK!/

[Obey]

Take on ‘roles that’ll drive you crazy’ n I’ll KEEP WRECKIN’ WILLED ONES.. this 'Joker's got the DEEP STRESSIN BUILT UP’ till 'I kill Bakers and have ya like Heath Ledger’: this SWEET CHECKIN’ KILLED YA!’ (Suite check-in)

[ViTRiOL]

Take on ‘roles that’ll drive you crazy’ n I’ll KEEP WRECKIN’ WILLED ONES.. this 'Joker's got the DEEP STRESSIN BUILT UP’ till 'I kill Bakers and have ya like Heath Ledger’: this SWEET CHECKIN’ KILLED YA!’ (Suite check-in)

Nice wordplay.

[ViTRiOL]

you no the kid i STAND TALL i SMASH ALL i 'ROLL-OVER NEVER', I'll Put the 'Rope Around Your Neck' like 'PULLOVER SWEATERS'

I don't get it.

[Mayneak]

Dunno If its my "Best", but 1 line I really liked.

If it’s a ‘war with words’ then your BARS LACKING GRAMMER, the Fucks colder? this foot soldier is equipped with LARGE PLASTIC HAMMERS so BANK ON A LONG FROWN, “Arm me with a pen” & ”TANKS’LL BE DRAWWWWWN OUT” like ‘SARCASTIC MANNORS’!! (Army, Thanks)

:high:

[Aggo]

Was part of an audio GC verse.

Get this, Your girls a ‘harlequin’, thinks Im her TICKET TO STARDOM shes the ‘bane’ of my existence, I hit the KITTEN REGARDLESS on toppa every piece of furniture that’s IN YA APARTMENT and we call you “joker” cuz you’re gonna spend the night SITTIN IN ARKAM (our cum).

[Wizdumb]

Dunno If its my "Best", but 1 line I really liked.

If it’s a ‘war with words’ then your BARS LACKING GRAMMER, the Fucks colder? this foot soldier is equipped with LARGE PLASTIC HAMMERS so BANK ON A LONG FROWN, “Arm me with a pen” & ”TANKS’LL BE DRAWWWWWN OUT” like ‘SARCASTIC MANNORS’!! (Army, Thanks)

:high:

Aha i remember reading that one.

Absolutely disgusting punch. :high:

[Skizzo]

Wizdumb Why you gotta do this to me?.... Lol. I have so many.... I literally could fill this thread by myself.

[Lockhart]

My closer against MAN DOWN in the GC was pretty dope.

[Wizdumb]

Wizdumb Why you gotta do this to me?.... Lol. I have so many.... I literally could fill this thread by myself.

My closer against MAN DOWN in the GC was pretty dope.

Lets see em.

Lool Skizzo try and keep it to a page or two.

[Lockhart]

We don't know who you're DYING TO PLEASE, SPLAT but know I'll have this "son burned" you see it's TIME FOR A REMATCH. Your forum antics prove you're nothing but a LIAR, A D-BAG so when I blow up like POMPEII DOES? I'll prove that you're just like "ANDRE YOUNG" : You got "burnt TRYING TO BE DAD"!

Wizdumb

[Wizdumb]

IMO I just finished writing mine. Look out for it :high:

[Wizdumb]

Keep em coming.

RULE Mayneak ILLoKWENT GOOD GRIEF Dono Dissizit

[Mayneak]

Vs Bobby De Niro.

Ahhhhh now I get it!...He’s searching for a BEST MATE TO HOLD HANDS(?) Yup, Since GrindTime called, HoodRich has been in a STRESSED STATE, WITH NO PLANS ‘So-da Bob took the head position’…as a SEX SLAVE FOR 'COLD CANS' & now he try’na be the “Real-Talk of the site” like a ‘SPECSAVERS SPOKESMAN’!!