View Full Version : Fuck this shit.
Babylon
05-11-2014, 04:17 PM
I am scared shitless of spiders and have these fuckers in my basement, what do?
http://i.imgur.com/kxEWs65.jpg
Lockhart
05-11-2014, 04:19 PM
You know what I hate worse than spiders? Pictures of spiders. Literally make me crap myself.
The Ghost of Freak
05-11-2014, 04:21 PM
Shag carpet or pool of blood? .... I'm thinking Elvis woulda been proud.
Buy a chicken starve it and shove it down there.
Phil Banks
05-11-2014, 04:33 PM
put on shoes an step on it??
Babylon
05-11-2014, 04:36 PM
put on shoes an step on it??
The motherfucker is so big it's eyes are affected by the camera flash.
If I tried to step on it, it would grab me by my shoe and suplex me.
Lockhart
05-11-2014, 04:37 PM
The motherfucker is so big it's eyes are affected by the camera flash.
If I tried to step on it, it would grab me by my shoe and suplex me.
LOL!
Phil Banks
05-11-2014, 04:41 PM
i dunno id rather know its dead under my shoe then crawlin round somewhere
Scoop em up and let em outside.
Scared of spiders.
dont be a "soft ass motherfucker".
;)
Babylon
05-11-2014, 05:33 PM
Scoop em up and let em outside.
Scared of spiders.
dont be a "soft ass motherfucker".
;)
Touche, cunt, touche.
I still aint scooping up shit, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that.
Step on it.. I hate spiders but i kill them every chance i get.. I'd punch that mofo through the floor..
I scooped up a massive fucker the other week. then nearly tripped, squeezed my hands together and ended up with a spider sammich.
lol
Babylon
05-11-2014, 06:03 PM
I scooped up a massive fucker the other week. then nearly tripped, squeezed my hands together and ended up with a spider sammich.
lol
I cringed while reading this.
Fuck, I'm a pussy.
Lizman
05-12-2014, 05:10 PM
What To Do?
Maybe Get A Grip And Start Writing For Our Battle.
Is that a laser attached to that spider's back?
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Is that spider a cyclops?
I expected a scene from Eight Legged Freaks, to be honest.
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Spider-Man, Spider-Man... Does whatever a spider can.
Look out!
Oh, shit, it's an actual spider. I'm fucking out of here.
Denton
05-12-2014, 06:29 PM
That's not a spider
This is a Spider
http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/700000/620x/huntsman_spider_pregnant_britain-370110.jpg
Hubert Cumberdale
05-12-2014, 07:07 PM
Your countries scare me.
Fidel Z
05-12-2014, 07:15 PM
I haven't seen a spider since I got my Cat.
I actually don't give a fuck about spiders, but I'd panic if a wasp made it into my house.
Óðinn
05-12-2014, 07:20 PM
I am scared shitless of spiders and have these fuckers in my basement, what do?
http://i.imgur.com/kxEWs65.jpg
Most 'house spiders' will actually die if you put them outside...so if you wanna kill them, just pick em up an put them outside.
Myself, i love spiders... there's actually over 40,000 different types of spiders and we're still finding new ones to this day. They're amazing things.
Honestly, i really don't see what's so "scary" about them...
V3numb
05-12-2014, 08:37 PM
Fuel know's a lot about spiders.. he's been stalking my heritage for years it seems
under cover arachnid love over hurrrrr..
but naw that's a big house spider.. and DJ Denton i got that shit crawling around my house.. i walk the mofo down the street every weekend on a leash and byches love it
Rican
05-12-2014, 08:39 PM
That suplex tho
Hubert Cumberdale
05-12-2014, 09:38 PM
http://www1.theladbible.com/images/content/630w/536f6d92c19f6.JPG
Supsie
05-13-2014, 12:44 AM
Pick it up and put it in your mouth!
Denton
05-13-2014, 01:03 AM
http://www1.theladbible.com/images/content/630w/536f6d92c19f6.JPG
...You sick fuck
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