What would you do LB?

[Babylon]

http://i.imgur.com/U5VsGjY.jpg

[Phe]

Run the fuck upstairs screaming like a bitch, layer the fuck up, grab my machete and go to town on that beast..

[The Dope Man]

flamethrower....

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orrrrrr double barreell sawnoff... theres no way im getttin close o that with a machete

[lllllllllllll]

Saw this on instagram yesterday.

[Rant]

I'd stop using memes taken from a movie made in the early 90's Crysis

[Fredo Lombardi]

ask your sister to leave

[Phe]

ask your sister to leave

wanna talk about wittiness.. i bet you aint even come up with that on your own..

[Saxx]

Easy....petrol....set that fucker on fire!

[Supsie]

why are we so terrified of this type of insect? I think its the way they will be standing there not moving then you poke it and it starts moving so fast and crazy were so bigger and some of us are even smarter then it but it still gets alot of people.

[Saxx]

Theres a few theories from thembeing blamed for black death to them being aliens.

Most oeople agree arachnophobia is "learned behaviour" for example a baby shouldnt be scared of a spider but if it see's its mother scream at seeing a spider more often than not that person will jot like spiders

[Rant]

why are we so terrified of this type of insect? I think its the way they will be standing there not moving then you poke it and it starts moving so fast and crazy were so bigger and some of us are even smarter then it but it still gets alot of people.

Spiders aren't insects...

[Saxx]

Spiders aren't insects...


You are rather annoying...

[Supsie]

Spiders aren't insects...

Then what is it? A Elephant?

[Saxx]

LOL technically its not an insect as it doesnt antenae. Its an arachnid (same family as scorpions)

Jacks on an asshole mood today is all lol

[Lockhart]

I freaking saw that picture and crapped myself. Thanks.

[127839764]

its only a huntsman. they gonna eat any bugs you have down there :)

[Babylon]

its only a huntsman. they gonna eat any bugs you have down there :)

God damn Australians.

[Hubert Cumberdale]

^This.

I swear a fucking Pigeon sneezes on you in Australia and your eyes could fall out.

[Babylon]

^This.

I swear a fucking Pigeon sneezes on you in Australia and your eyes could fall out.

"Oh, just another nineteen headed dragon that breathes acidic fire and has 17 inch thick plate skin? Why do you look so scared mate?"

[J u s T C]

^ lol.

That thing can't be real though.

If I seen that thing in person I'd never sleep another night in my life. That shit gives me the willies.

And next time put WARNING in the title or some shit. lol

[Fidel Z]

I'd leave. And never look back. Start a new life somewhere else

[Phe]

Dont we eat spiders while we sleep?

[Hubert Cumberdale]

I'd acknowledge that spider now owns the house, and perhaps try and come to a rental agreement.

[Babylon]

I'd acknowledge that spider now owns the house, and perhaps try and come to a rental agreement.

Lmfao

[Obey]

http://www.cellphones.ca/images/news/shaq_phoen.jpg
I'd let Nelly kill it w/ Shaq's shoe.

[Fredo Lombardi]

wanna talk about wittiness.. i bet you aint even come up with that on your own..

yeah I didn't just type that on my own someone ghost wrote it for me....smh

[V3numb]

Dont we eat spiders while we sleep?

no.. that's a myth


a spider's intelligent and is arithmetically smart enough to build a complex web and is pretty much a reckoned predator in it's field (rivals centipedes), they like moisture yes but they arent gonna slide down into a humid air inhaling/exhaling living organism a few hundred/thousand times it's size (i's nature to run or avoid somthing so colossal in size in comparison)





but offering to OP.. i'd say what up fam and offer it a mouth fulla Venom :p

[Hubert Cumberdale]

but offering to OP.. i'd say what up fam and offer it a mouth fulla Venom :p

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You want a blow job from the spider?

[Student]

In This Hypothetical Scenario Is It Anywhere Near Halloween?

[exwhyzee]

I'd call an exterminator. Easy