Letter to my ex girlfriend. (Part Three)

[Babylon]

Okay guys, she replied again. You can either keep making her mad by mentioning her sister or shit like her mom having one of those "Fuck a married chick" accounts or talk about her ass (She's hella self conscious) or you could make the story REAL and have an actual conversation to make this actually last. You guys choose, but the second option will lead to more funny shit.

I'm surprised she hasn't blown up yet, I really thought the sister thing was going to make this hilariously bad, fuck you guys for that one lmaoo. (she thought something was going on between me and her sister because she's a lying cunt who hates me and lied about shit)


You know the rules, each post has to be 3 words long, and it has to be a direct reply to the comment above you. If you fuck the story up or say something random I will not include it, so it's best to just ignore those comments and keep going.

http://i.imgur.com/XBoAqha.png

**Disclaimer: I have a girlfriend right now, I have no intentions of getting back with this ho and am doing this solely for the hilarity factor**

[Nicholas]

Nick and Angie

[Baphomet]

have a secret,

[Nicholas]

I'm not sure

[Baphomet]

if you knew

[Nicholas]

they got together

[Baphomet]

and didn't want

[Nicholas]

me to mention

[V3numb]

the fact that

[Nicholas]

Angie is pregnant.

[Baphomet]

(edited out, don't use this)

[Subreal]

but it's not

[V3numb]

actually his doe..

[Subreal]

the truth is

[Nicholas]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love

[Subreal]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie

[Nicholas]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from

[V3numb]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself

[Nicholas]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's

[Subreal]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as

[Nicholas]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was

[Subreal]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad

[Nicholas]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy

[Subreal]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle

[Baphomet]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do

[Subreal]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize

[V3numb]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given

[Nicholas]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family

[Baphomet]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love

[Nicholas]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you

[Baphomet]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to

[Nicholas]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each

[Subreal]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the

[Nicholas]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy

[Subreal]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next

[Nicholas]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck

[Subreal]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her

[V3numb]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her seaman filled inbox

[Nicholas]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry

[Subreal]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant

[Nicholas]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying

[Subreal]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion.

[Baphomet]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get

[Nicholas]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get a dog, start

[Subreal]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get a dog, start a family together,

[V3numb]

(ignore this)

[Baphomet]

and be together

[Nicholas]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get a dog, start a family together it's our destiny.

[Baphomet]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get a dog, start a family together it's our destiny. Be my gf,

[Nicholas]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get a dog, start a family together it's our destiny. Be my girlfriend, be my wife

[Subreal]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get a dog, start a family together it's our destiny. Be my girlfriend, be my wife. I know this

[Baphomet]

(ignore this

[Nicholas]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get a dog, start a family together it's our destiny. Be my girlfriend, be my wife. I know this is unexpected but

[Subreal]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get a dog, start a family together it's our destiny. Be my girlfriend, be my wife. I know this is unexpected but this is my

[Baphomet]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get a dog, start a family together it's our destiny. Be my girlfriend, be my wife. I know this is unexpected but this is my heartfelt feeling, I

[Nicholas]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get a dog, start a family together it's our destiny. Be my girlfriend, be my wife. I know this is unexpected but this is my heartfelt feeling, I want to marry

[Baphomet]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get a dog, start a family together it's our destiny. Be my girlfriend, be my wife. I know this is unexpected but this is my heartfelt feeling, I want to marry you so bad.

[Subreal]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get a dog, start a family together it's our destiny. Be my girlfriend, be my wife. I know this is unexpected but this is my heartfelt feeling, I want to marry you so bad. We can adopt

[Baphomet]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get a dog, start a family together it's our destiny. Be my girlfriend, be my wife. I know this is unexpected but this is my heartfelt feeling, I want to marry you so bad. We can adopt a child together,

[Nicholas]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get a dog, start a family together it's our destiny. Be my girlfriend, be my wife. I know this is unexpected but this is my heartfelt feeling, I want to marry you so bad. We can adopt a child together, or steal Angie's

[Subreal]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get a dog, start a family together it's our destiny. Be my girlfriend, be my wife. I know this is unexpected but this is my heartfelt feeling, I want to marry you so bad. We can adopt a child together, or steal Angie's baby since I

[Baphomet]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get a dog, start a family together it's our destiny. Be my girlfriend, be my wife. I know this is unexpected but this is my heartfelt feeling, I want to marry you so bad. We can adopt a child together, or steal Angie's baby since I can't cum right.

[Nicholas]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get a dog, start a family together it's our destiny. Be my girlfriend, be my wife. I know this is unexpected but this is my heartfelt feeling, I want to marry you so bad. We can adopt a child together, or steal Angie's baby since I am it's Father

[Baphomet]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get a dog, start a family together it's our destiny. Be my girlfriend, be my wife. I know this is unexpected but this is my heartfelt feeling, I want to marry you so bad. We can adopt a child together, or steal Angie's baby since I can't cum right. To sum this

[Subreal]

edit....

[Nicholas]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get a dog, start a family together it's our destiny. Be my girlfriend, be my wife. I know this is unexpected but this is my heartfelt feeling, I want to marry you so bad. We can adopt a child together, or steal Angie's baby since I can't cum right. To sum this

Vinny fucked Angie and got her pregnant, that dude can cum perfectly well.

[Baphomet]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get a dog, start a family together it's our destiny. Be my girlfriend, be my wife. I know this is unexpected but this is my heartfelt feeling, I want to marry you so bad. We can adopt a child together, or steal Angie's baby since I am it's Father. To sum this

[Subreal]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get a dog, start a family together it's our destiny. Be my girlfriend, be my wife. I know this is unexpected but this is my heartfelt feeling, I want to marry you so bad. We can adopt a child together, or steal Angie's baby since I am it's Father. To sum this up, marry me.

[Baphomet]

Angie and Nick have a secret, I'm not sure if you knew they got together and didn't want me to mention the fact that Angie is pregnant but it's not actually his doe. The truth is I still love you but Angie stops me from really giving myself sex deprivation. She's as tight as your mum was before your dad ruined that pussy with your uncle. I really do hope you realize incest is a given within your family. I still love talking to you and want to keep emailing each other on the internet. I'll buy a condom next time I fuck Angie in her cum filled inbox, I'm really sorry she got pregnant... I'm not paying for an abortion. We should get a dog, start a family together it's our destiny. Be my girlfriend, be my wife. I know this is unexpected but this is my heartfelt feeling, I want to marry you so bad. We can adopt a child together, or steal Angie's baby since I am it's Father. To sum this up, marry me.

- Love, your bf.

[Nicholas]

Props, good work guys. Fucking up Crysis's life one email at a time.

[Subreal]

LOL. Shit was GOLD!

[Babylon]

Whelp. This should be fun, sending this now.

I honestly have now clue how I'm going to get out of this.

[Nicholas]

Whelp. This should be fun, sending this now.

I honestly have now clue how I'm going to get out of this.

Nick's going to kick your ass. Sorry bro.

[Babylon]

Fuck, this is so bad lmao. *forces myself to send the email*

[SoupErb]

Lmfao this made me laugh.

"We should adopt a child, or steal angies" hahaha

[Babylon]

Okay, now we wait.

[V3numb]

lmao at story

[Nicholas]

NSA are reading this like....

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/wwyp.gif

[SoupErb]

Y'all gonna have a suicide on ya hands tho haha

[Student]

It's Funny Till This Happens:
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Channel 5 News is now investigating a suicide linked to a rap battle website....

LetsBeef.com is a popular website which contains over a 100,000 members. While it's known for it's graphic content in battle rap it took a dark turn when a member named "Crysis" posted a thread telling members to write a letter to his ex-girlfriend. As you can see John, she didn't take it as a joke.
Police are now investigating the website and everyone involved in the letter....

[Subreal]

It's Funny Till This Happens:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc3eae5d7fb42c940c38eea204b11afc/tumblr_mo1eihcjb51rii62do1_500.gif

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/5938/outtahere.gif

Fuck this thread im out

[Snoopy316]

It's Funny Till This Happens:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc3eae5d7fb42c940c38eea204b11afc/tumblr_mo1eihcjb51rii62do1_500.gif

Channel 5 News is now investigating a suicide linked to a rap battle website....

LetsBeef.com is a popular website which contains over a 100,000 members. While it's known for it's graphic content in battle rap it took a dark turn when a member named "Crysis" posted a thread telling members to write a letter to his ex-girlfriend. As you can see John, she didn't take it as a joke.
Police are now investigating the website and everyone involved in the letter....

Nice, it will be interesting to see it go down this path. Another possibility is Nick murder crisis at his own home then as crisis dies at his computer, Nick happens to read all his LB forum that is was all a joke. Nick goes to jail n crisis dead. crisis ex goes mental.

[Babylon]

Nice, it will be interesting to see it go down this path. Another possibility is Nick murder crisis at his own home then as crisis dies at his computer, Nick happens to read all his LB forum that is was all a joke. Nick goes to jail n crisis dead. crisis ex goes mental.

"crisis"

[Execute]

It's Funny Till This Happens:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc3eae5d7fb42c940c38eea204b11afc/tumblr_mo1eihcjb51rii62do1_500.gif

Channel 5 News is now investigating a suicide linked to a rap battle website....

LetsBeef.com is a popular website which contains over a 100,000 members. While it's known for it's graphic content in battle rap it took a dark turn when a member named "Crysis" posted a thread telling members to write a letter to his ex-girlfriend. As you can see John, she didn't take it as a joke.
Police are now investigating the website and everyone involved in the letter....

....and Crysis get's the Letsbeef promoter award bwhahahaa

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..and everyone get's arrested.lol.

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Pugs held for not taking action. Godbody starts his conspiracy theories. Crysis is absconding.Baphomet is stuck in the toilet.Nicholas was actually Nick aka Sally's BF.Eth does not get arrested,cuz he's too fat. :D

[Jesse Pinkman]

tell her you want her to sit on your face

[Fredo Lombardi]

smh I don't see whats funny about this situation
& this is coming from a guy that laughed at the retard getting stomped to death

[Babylon]

smh I don't see whats funny about this situation
& this is coming from a guy that laughed at the retard getting stomped to death

2edgy4me


She replied, I had classes tonight so I couldn't make the thread when she did. I'll make it soon.

[Denton]

This thread is so wrong lol

[Jesse Pinkman]

Fredo, are you currently getting played by a female?

[Hubert Cumberdale]

Eth does not get arrested,cuz he's too fat. :D

I don't really think that's how the system works.

[Fredo Lombardi]

weird how you can laugh at an innocent person being killed but you dont see the humour in taunting a cheap slut

weird how you can laugh at

"i just poohed miley cyrus donut, panty mayonnaise cuntwagon"

to each is own though i like dark humor you guys like random insult humor
to be fair this is part 3 so the original and part 2 may have been much better idk

[Fredo Lombardi]

naw i said that those irrelevant words are retarded
but its not the point anyway, the point is that hes driving this girl crazy .. which is a hell of a lot funnier than an innocent person dying- which isnt funny at all
thats not even dark humour its not humour period


there were no guilty or innocent people in this situation Jason
they were fighting in a karate class and other dude killed him

perfectly fine

Mentally Challenged Man Beaten To Death - Video

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you don't have the balls to watch it though Jason

[J u s T C]

there were no guilty or innocent people in this situation Jason
they were fighting in a karate class and other dude killed him

perfectly fine

Mentally Challenged Man Beaten To Death - Video (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80729229/)

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you don't have the balls to watch it though @Jason (http://www.letsbeef.com/forums/member.php?u=85433)


Watched it, wasn't funny in the slightest. And there was a guilty party. The guy stomped on his head several times while he was out. Then someone dragged his corpse out of class like it was nothing.

[Fredo Lombardi]

Watched it, wasn't funny in the slightest. And there was a guilty party. The guy stomped on his head several times while he was out. Then someone dragged his corpse out of class like it was nothing.


if you are capable its all legal in a dojo you saw how he was fighting he was capable
the other guy just had his number that day only way to see if you are a better martial artist is to kill your opponent

[Babylon]

if you are capable its all legal in a dojo you saw how he was fighting he was capable
the other guy just had his number that day only way to see if you are a better martial artist is to kill your opponent

The fact you're striving to be this edgy humors me.

Keep going.

[Execute]

Err guys, can we get Crysis to release part four please?

[Fredo Lombardi]

lmfao @ no guilty people
are you fucking retarded? tell me youre acting right now
ive been in martial arts my whole life, this is the most pathetic thing ive ever seen from a "black belt".
he beat that guy to death and stopped on his head when he was out cold, lmao @ no one being guilty.. theres a guy in the background saying "go dump him out the back" .. yeah .. sounds legit
Martial Arts is about mercy and respect, when MA originated there wasnt even combat involved, that developed over time.
lol @ not having the balls to watch .. you wouldnt last 2 seconds against someone who knows how to fight properly. there was nothing funny about this at all, just a wannabe tough guy in a gi and a probably fake black belt. this was pathetic coward shit
lmao "the only way to prove youre a better martial artist is to kill your opponent" just stop dude, you know nothing about martial arts


lmao@ saying i wouldn't last in a fight only thing you know about me is i use the internet

I thought it was funny and thats the only thing that matters

/thread

[J u s T C]

But it wasn't funny. You've got issues.

What exactly was funny about it?

[Fredo Lombardi]

But it wasn't funny. You've got issues.

What exactly was funny about it?


so those knees to the face did nothing for you?

[UhMAZING]

You Dirty Whore

[Fredo Lombardi]

well thats better than i just poohed

[Fredo Lombardi]

i dont need to know anything about you
the fact that you laugh at that means youve never studied a combat art in a serious capacity .. thats all i need to know to know that you cant fight worth a shit


Again you don't know that....

I could have trained in China under a grand master for all you know
and laughed because I know my kung fu is superior
stop trying to draw faces on shadow's Jason shit will never work

now look for another argument to get into for 3 days
because im pretty sure you are way older than me

but I have to be the bigger man in this situation

[Babylon]

Again you don't know that....

I could have trained in China under a grand master for all you know
and laughed because I know my kung fu is superior
stop trying to draw faces on shadow's Jason shit will never work

now look for another argument to get into for 3 days
because im pretty sure you are way older than me

but I have to be the bigger man in this situation

>laughs at people being killed for the sole purpose of being edgy
>"but I have to be the bigger man"

Seems legit.

[Fredo Lombardi]

>laughs at people being killed for the sole purpose of being edgy
>"but I have to be the bigger man"

Seems legit.

don't be judgmental crysis im sure there are some huge skeletons in your closet
im not going to continue arguing with a dude who sole purpose is to pic e fights (Jason)
so what if im a sadist? in no way shape or form does that pertain to you does it?

[Babylon]

don't be judgmental crysis im sure there are some huge skeletons in your closet
im not going to continue arguing with a dude who sole purpose is to pic e fights (Jason)
so what if im a sadist? in no way shape or form does that pertain to you does it?

I wasn't judging you, this is judging you:

Sadist: someone who obtains pleasure from inflicting pain on others

Suicide is the best option for you at this point. I bet you're one of those angsty 8th graders who bookmark bestgore and thatsphucked, then go around on public forums like "so what if im a sadist?". I don't give a shit that you derive "pleasure" from inflicting pain/seeing shit like this, I laugh at you because you're trying so hard to be edgy that it makes you out like a fucking moron. Just grab your fedora & fanny pack and leave the thread, Mr. Sadist.

[Hubert Cumberdale]

I wasn't judging you, this is judging you:

Sadist: someone who obtains pleasure from inflicting pain on others

Suicide is the best option for you at this point. I bet you're one of those angsty 8th graders who bookmark bestgore and thatsphucked, then go around on public forums like "so what if im a sadist?". I don't give a shit that you derive "pleasure" from inflicting pain/seeing shit like this, I laugh at you because you're trying so hard to be edgy that it makes you out like a fucking moron. Just grab your fedora & fanny pack and leave the thread, Mr. Sadist.

^All of this.

[Fredo Lombardi]

^All of this.

that would be judging yes plus you learned a new word today congrats

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I wasn't judging you, this is judging you:

Sadist: someone who obtains pleasure from inflicting pain on others

Suicide is the best option for you at this point. I bet you're one of those angsty 8th graders who bookmark bestgore and thatsphucked, then go around on public forums like "so what if im a sadist?". I don't give a shit that you derive "pleasure" from inflicting pain/seeing shit like this, I laugh at you because you're trying so hard to be edgy that it makes you out like a fucking moron. Just grab your fedora & fanny pack and leave the thread, Mr. Sadist.

oh please stop the internet tough guy routine i learned kung fu in china and will break your fucking face

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i know you havent
someone who did that wouldnt laugh at something like this


you don't know that

[Babylon]

oh please stop the internet tough guy routine i learned kung fu in china and will break your fucking face[COLOR="Silver"]

You're laughing at innocent people dying and telling people you'll "break their face" on the internet, and I'm being the "internet tough guy"?

Fuck right off, faggot. Go kill small animals or carve pentagrams in your flesh like the other angsty teens like you do.

[Fredo Lombardi]

You're laughing at innocent people dying and telling people you'll "break their face" on the internet, and I'm being the "internet tough guy"?

Fuck right off, faggot. Go kill small animals or carve pentagrams in your flesh like the other angsty teens like you do.

whats the difference between me saying im a sadist on the internet
and you saying you are devilish/evil/symbolic w/e in one of ur text/audio battles?

until i get the right answer i will be gutting small animals

[Hubert Cumberdale]

oh please stop the internet tough guy routine i learned kung fu in china and will break your fucking face

lmfao.

[Babylon]

whats the difference between me saying im a sadist on the internet
and you saying you are devilish/evil/symbolic w/e in one of ur text/audio battles?

until i get the right answer i will be gutting small animals

The difference is you actually believe that shit.

[Subreal]

The difference is you actually believe that shit.

Yo where is the response to this bro? post it up, even if we aren't doing another thread

[Snoopy316]

oh please stop the internet tough guy routine i learned kung fu in china and will break your fucking face

Kung Fu's for movies man, it's all staged, that shit is as real as wrestling in America. U should do Scottish kung fu like UnEtHiCaL does. That's what u call real badass.

[Hubert Cumberdale]

Kung Fu's for movies man, it's all staged, that shit is as real as wrestling in America. U should do Scottish kung fu like UnEtHiCaL does. That's what u call real badass.

1. Kung Fu isn't just for the movies.
2. Not all staged.
3. Wrestling is the most important aspect of MMA.
4. I live and train in Ireland.
5. I AM badass!

[Fredo Lombardi]

The difference is you actually believe that shit.

wrong answer i just decapitated a Chihuahua

the difference is your rapping it we all know its a character

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Kung Fu's for movies man, it's all staged, that shit is as real as wrestling in America. U should do Scottish kung fu like UnEtHiCaL does. That's what u call real badass.

yeah everyone who takes up martial arts are in movies ;)

[Snoopy316]

1. Agreed, it is also used for physical exercise and business.
2. Agreed
3. Agreed, but a different type of wrestling. The wrestling I'm referring to is what's appeared on ur signature. unless ur meaning to tell me that MMA uses the stone cold stunner in a real match haha or AJ styles finishing moves?
4. No comment
5. Agreed

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1. Kung Fu isn't just for the movies.
2. Not all staged.
3. Wrestling is the most important aspect of MMA.
4. I live and train in Ireland.
5. I AM badass!

Ya