Letter to my ex girlfriend. (Part Two)

[Babylon]

Aight, time for this shit again y'all. BUT! This time, you /have/ to go off of whatever the last person has said just as Nicholas suggested. For example:

EtH: Will you please
Crysis: Suck my balls,
Execute: You dumb slut?

To create: "Will you please suck my balls, you dumb slut?

Here's her response, the last one was a bit too incoherent, and she only mentioned the things that had real sentences in them so the rule above has been included.

http://i.imgur.com/fl9UQc6.png

Same rules as before, you may only have THREE words in your post. If you post /anything/ longer than three words only the three words will be counted by me. If you want to have a conversation, please do it elsewhere because I'm stopping the count and sending the email at 5 pages.

[Nicholas]

I am pregnant

[Hubert Cumberdale]

with your brother's

[Nicholas]

litter of puppies

[Hubert Cumberdale]

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know...

[Nicholas]

how it happened

[Hubert Cumberdale]

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples....

[Nicholas]

are starting to

[Lockhart]

resemble Milk Duds.

[Babylon]

Oh yeah, I

[Baphomet]

forgot to mention

[Denton]

I fucked your

[Lockhart]

sister in the

[Babylon]

(Oh god no she actually has a sister, this is going to be bad)

[Nicholas]

mouth and ass

[Lockhart]

while recording with

[Denton]

Your moms Camera

[Nicholas]

she's pregnant too

[Lockhart]

with my litter

[Nicholas]

you might find

[Lockhart]

when you take

[Hubert Cumberdale]

your own life

[Lockhart]

you nasty hoebag

[Nicholas]

You're the dad

[Babylon]

Someone dun goofed:

She's pregnant too, with my litter. In the bathroom you might find when you take your own life, you nasty hoebag. I'm not god

(You can edit your posts at any time guys, I'll include what you edited it to unless it's shitty)

EDIT: Nevermind, re-read it. It's fine, I just fail.

[Lockhart]

Crysis Who screwed up?

[Nicholas]

It sounds fine to me let's just continue....


scrap this... You're the dad

[Lockhart]

She's pregnant too.

You're the dad.

[Hubert Cumberdale]

Lock 100% fucked us up now so someone post what we've got so far.

[Nicholas]

You're the dad.

Lets continue from here, that's much better.

Congratulations we're calling

[Lockhart]

to tell you

[Babylon]

Lets continue from here, that's much better.

Congratulations we're calling

I'm continuing from there, if that's okay with you guys.

EtH
I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling

[Nicholas]

the baby is

[Spooky Deep]

*is committing suicide

[Lockhart]

with a plastic

[Nicholas]

coathanger whilst watching

[Hubert Cumberdale]

You guys fucked it up AGAIN. I'll edit in the addition.

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling it Dave. The baby is committing suicide with a plastic coat-hanger while watching The Walking Dead...

[Baphomet]

Did I ever

[Subreal]

tell you i

[Nicholas]

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling it Dave. The baby is committing suicide with a plastic coat-hanger while watching The Walking Dead did I ever tell you I

[Baphomet]

wanted to fist

[Nicholas]

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling it Dave. The baby is committing suicide with a plastic coat-hanger while watching The Walking Dead. Did I ever tell you I wanted to fist your new boyfriend

[Subreal]

and penetrate his

[Nicholas]

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling it Dave. The baby is committing suicide with a plastic coat-hanger while watching The Walking Dead. Did I ever tell you I wanted to fist your new boyfriend and penetrate his tight little anus

[Baphomet]

(when a sentence needs to end just end it, stop making so many run on sentences)

with my tiny

[Spooky Deep]

*erased slow down

[Nicholas]

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling it Dave. The baby is committing suicide with a plastic coat-hanger while watching The Walking Dead. Did I ever tell you I wanted to fist your new boyfriend and penetrate his tight little anus with my tiny

[Baphomet]

yellow Asian dick?

[Nicholas]

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling it Dave. The baby is committing suicide with a plastic coat-hanger while watching The Walking Dead. Did I ever tell you I wanted to fist your new boyfriend and penetrate his tight little anus with my tiny yellow asian dick. Have you seen

[Subreal]

my raps on

[Baphomet]

Letsbeef.com? They're so

[Nicholas]

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling it Dave. The baby is committing suicide with a plastic coat-hanger while watching The Walking Dead. Did I ever tell you I wanted to fist your new boyfriend and penetrate his tight little anus with my tiny yellow asian dick. Have you seen my raps on Letsbeef.com they're so erotic and seductive

[Subreal]

My name is

[Nicholas]

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling it Dave. The baby is committing suicide with a plastic coat-hanger while watching The Walking Dead. Did I ever tell you I wanted to fist your new boyfriend and penetrate his tight little anus with my tiny yellow asian dick. Have you seen my raps on Letsbeef.com they're so erotic and seductive my name is Subreal and I

[Hubert Cumberdale]

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling it Dave. The baby is committing suicide with a plastic coat-hanger while watching The Walking Dead. Did I ever tell you I wanted to fist your new boyfriend and penetrate his tight little anus with my tiny yellow asian dick. Have you seen my raps on Letsbeef.com they're so erotic and seductive my name is Subreal and I want your younglings

[Nicholas]

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling it Dave. The baby is committing suicide with a plastic coat-hanger while watching The Walking Dead. Did I ever tell you I wanted to fist your new boyfriend and penetrate his tight little anus with my tiny yellow asian dick. Have you seen my raps on Letsbeef.com they're so erotic and seductive my name is Subreal and I want your younglings. I pissed in

[Baphomet]

your mouth while

[Nicholas]

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling it Dave. The baby is committing suicide with a plastic coat-hanger while watching The Walking Dead. Did I ever tell you I wanted to fist your new boyfriend and penetrate his tight little anus with my tiny yellow asian dick. Have you seen my raps on Letsbeef.com they're so erotic and seductive my name is Subreal and I want your younglings. I pissed in your mouth while you were sleeping

[Baphomet]

, you liked it.

[Hubert Cumberdale]

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling it Dave. The baby is committing suicide with a plastic coat-hanger while watching The Walking Dead. Did I ever tell you I wanted to fist your new boyfriend and penetrate his tight little anus with my tiny yellow asian dick. Have you seen my raps on Letsbeef.com they're so erotic and seductive my name is Subreal and I want your younglings. I pissed in your mouth while you were sleeping, you liked it. So in conclusion,

[Nicholas]

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling it Dave. The baby is committing suicide with a plastic coat-hanger while watching The Walking Dead. Did I ever tell you I wanted to fist your new boyfriend and penetrate his tight little anus with my tiny yellow asian dick. Have you seen my raps on Letsbeef.com they're so erotic and seductive my name is Subreal and I want your younglings. I pissed in your mouth while you were sleeping, you liked it. So in conclusion, I still love

[Hubert Cumberdale]

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling it Dave. The baby is committing suicide with a plastic coat-hanger while watching The Walking Dead. Did I ever tell you I wanted to fist your new boyfriend and penetrate his tight little anus with my tiny yellow asian dick. Have you seen my raps on Letsbeef.com they're so erotic and seductive. My name is Subreal and I want your younglings. I pissed in your mouth while you were sleeping, you liked it. So in conclusion, I still love your fat fucking face

[Baphomet]

you and want

[Nicholas]

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling it Dave. The baby is committing suicide with a plastic coat-hanger while watching The Walking Dead. Did I ever tell you I wanted to fist your new boyfriend and penetrate his tight little anus with my tiny yellow asian dick. Have you seen my raps on Letsbeef.com they're so erotic and seductive my name is Subreal and I want your younglings. I pissed in your mouth while you were sleeping, you liked it. So in conclusion, I still love you and want

---------- Post added at 08:46 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:46 PM ----------

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling it Dave. The baby is committing suicide with a plastic coat-hanger while watching The Walking Dead. Did I ever tell you I wanted to fist your new boyfriend and penetrate his tight little anus with my tiny yellow asian dick. Have you seen my raps on Letsbeef.com they're so erotic and seductive my name is Subreal and I want your younglings. I pissed in your mouth while you were sleeping, you liked it. So in conclusion, I still love you and want sex again Sally

[Babylon]

OKAY, IT'S FINISHED. I'M SENDING IT NOW.

I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling to tell you I'm commiting suicide with a plastic coathanger while watching The Walking Dead. Did I ever tell you I wanted to fist your new boyfriend and penetrate his tight little anus with my tiny yellow Asian dick? Have you seen my raps on Letsbeef.com? They're so erotic and seductive. My name is Subreal and I want your younglings. I pissed in your mouth while you were sleeping, you liked it. So in conclusion, I still love you and want sex again Sally.

[Nicholas]

Well that was fun.... Thread of the year came early.

[Babylon]

Yooo I never noticed the thing that shows if the person is online or not, she's online right now

This is going to be good..

[Hubert Cumberdale]

Lmao @ Crysis' sig quote.

[Snoopy316]

"Did I ever tell you I wanted to fist your new boyfriend and penetrate his tight little anus" that's messed up

[Student]

You Guys Should've Toned Down A Little Bit To Make It Sound More Believable, That Way She Replies And This Goes On For Another 30 Emails.

[Babylon]

^^^^^^^^ THIS.

I have no clue how she's going to react to this one, but if this calls for another thread you guys should be a tad more realistic to make it more epic in the long run.

Unless the random "I wanna fist ur bf" shit just makes you laugh lol, it's up to you guys.

[Godbody]

Crysis is the type of nigga to make 2 emails

One as his personal and one posing as a girl

Then email himself dumb shit in an effort to manifest an ex girlfriend he never had

[Snoopy316]

HAHAHHAHA @ God body, sounds like something god body would do too. after all great minds think alike.

[Babylon]

Crysis is the type of nigga to make 2 emails

One as his personal and one posing as a girl

Then email himself dumb shit in an effort to manifest an ex girlfriend he never had

This faggot makes a conspiracy out of everything.

[Execute]

This faggot makes a conspiracy out of everything.

fuck yeah lol..

[Denton]

i swear to god...

[Execute]

Crysis did she reply? Alternatively we can make a fake account and mess around for a bit more time lmao