Letter to my ex girlfriend.

[Babylon]

My ex girlfriend just emailed me wanting to be friends again, and fuck that. So in this thread you can post a reply with a maximum of three words in it, and when it gets to page 5 I'll string together all the posts and email it to her as a response, and provide pictures of her replies.

You can only post 3 words in your post, anything over 3 will not be counted by me.

You cannot double post, wait until someone else has posted to post another three words (feel free to bump this shit though)

This doesn't have to make since, I'm stealing this idea from 4chan and most of the time it's just incoherent babble but if you guys play it smart we can make a hilarious letter.

I will now provide a bit of a backstory on why I have the "fuck this bitch" mentality, as it might influence your three words. She cheated on me with her ex boyfriend, so I dropped her fast. I won't go into too much detail, just know she's a cunt :D

[Denton]

I just poohed

[Autograph]

Myley Cyrus donut

[Lockhart]

Panty mayonnaise cuntwagon.

[Phe]

No fucking slut..

[M-Rock]

Hoe ass bitch

[Phe]

Die slow hoe.. Lick my nuts.. Fuck me first.. On one condition :D.. No, shut up.. Ok, sike cunt..

[Subreal]

4chan is gay

[Lockhart]

Regurgitated cum bubble.

[Subreal]

i'm a father

[Denton]

Tell her. "I like men"

[Lockhart]

Rotten semen fart.

[Aggo]

Menstruation milk shake

[Dysfunctional]

Compound Dick Fracture

[Lockhart]

Overused Condom Destroyer

[Aggo]

Left handed cocksmith

[Discouragements]

Broke my heart

[PeacefulW4RRIOR]

Still Love you!

[Execute]

SOUK MY DICK

[Snoopy316]

obviously ur still pissed as fuck that she cheated on you to even consider replying back to her email. Either that or u still like her. If u sent her an email with all these "put together responses" then ur telling her that ur hurt as fuck. Ignoring her means u moved on and couldn't give a fuck.

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but to contribute, my three words would be "fuck outta here"

[Execute]

Baby By Me.

[Babylon]

Here's what we have so far, I've added my own punctuation to make it more comical.

I just poohed, Miley Cyrus donut. Panty mayonnaise cuntwagon? No, fucking slut.. Hoe ass bitch, die slow hoe. 4chan is gay, regurgitated cum bubble. I'm a father, I like men. ROTTEN SEMEN FART! Menstruation milk shake.. compound dick fracture, overused condom destroyer? Left handed cocksmith.. Broke my heart, still love you! SOUK MY DICK!

[DUKE ~RRR~]

add..... only fuck buddies.

[Hubert Cumberdale]

Epic thread. Fuck off Jason!

[Spooky Deep]

I cheated 1st

[Fidel Z]

No Homo Bitch.

[Babylon]

if this girl cheated on you i wouldnt even give her the time of day by responding to be honest

I've known her for years, and it's impossible to ignore her because of my small ass town. (My area on my profile is bullshit) I've been just ignoring her for a LONG ass time and figured I could at least laugh at her response to this random shit before I just go back to ignoring her again lol.

[Spooky Deep]

Go get tested

[Hubert Cumberdale]

A thread, where he's sending his ex girlfriend a collection of 3 letter words posted from members on the site.

Epic thread.

Also add in "EtH wants intercourse".

[DUKE ~RRR~]

why ignore her? I say keep on fucking the bitch, use a condom. you gotta have a variety cause you can't chow chicken every night....

[Babylon]

most of the answers are retarded. it would be epic if we all chipped in and wrote an actual letter and he actually sent it
random 3 words strung together to make a meaningless paragraph is stupid not epic

I thought that's what everyone was going to do tbh, but this recent amount of comments was pretty epic:

"Baby by me, only fuck buddies..... I cheated 1st. No homo bitch, enjoy the herpes, Go get tested. EtH wants intercourse"

You guys should pitch in to make the rest a bit more... coherent.

[Hubert Cumberdale]

Incoherencey is what's making me enjoy it.

[The Ghost of Freak]

Why? Sally, Why?!

[Spooky Deep]

I taped us

[Hubert Cumberdale]

fingering children's bums

[Spooky Deep]

Shit went viral.

[Babylon]

Okay, that's five pages but Jason commented a bit and me & EtH replied a few times, so I'm going to send the letter once it hits page 6.

(Depending on her response, I'll make another one of these threads)

[Lockhart]

Dick riding shitbrick.

[Execute]

EXECUTE stalks you. ( add a 'Baby' in the end tho )

[Babylon]

edithuih

[Pockets Poppin]

Ur moms tighter!

[Execute]

I had AIDS.

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Vegeta chip in a few

[DUKE ~RRR~]

Execute 'i had aids' ..... did you die?

[BizzyOne]

FOUND YOUR DRUGS

[The Ghost of Freak]

Aren't We Done?

[Babylon]

On that note, I'll end the letter.

I'll make another one of these and you guys can make a response, but I'm sending this now.

Idk when she'll reply or how active she is with emails, but I'll keep you guys updated lmao.

[Execute]

Pics or it didn't happen xD

[Execute]

Happy to help tho

[Nicholas]

Epic thread. Fuck off Jason!

I agree this is epic.

If we get a second letter I suggest whatever the person posts has to follow on from the last persons post. So for example

EtH: Paternity Test Results
Nick: Shows I'm Pregnant
Jason: With Your Baby

and so on...

[RULE]

colgate that pussy

[CakedOut]

FTOH?

[Lockhart]

CakedOut It means Fuck The Old Heads.

[CakedOut]

FTOH?? FTYH!!

[Askari]

I agree this is epic.

If we get a second letter I suggest whatever the person posts has to follow on from the last persons post. So for example

EtH: Paternity Test Results
Nick: Shows I'm Pregnant
Jason: With Your Baby

and so on...

We have a winner!

[Babylon]

I agree this is epic.

If we get a second letter I suggest whatever the person posts has to follow on from the last persons post. So for example

EtH: Paternity Test Results
Nick: Shows I'm Pregnant
Jason: With Your Baby

and so on...

Yes, I hope this happens. The highlight of this letter in my opinion was the "I taped us fingering children's bums, shit went viral." part, shit had me rolling.

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To those who are wondering why she isn't just calling me or what-not, I've blocked her on like everything she could do that with.

I was that salty about it, lol.


http://i.imgur.com/VB3KluK.png

[Execute]

^holy lmfaooooo

[Babylon]

No reply yet, I only even saw her email at first because I was activating an account for a gaming forum lmao. I have to go to night classes at 2 PM, so if she doesn't reply by then I'll be back from night classes at 7 PM.

But yeah, when she does reply I'll post another thread with some different "rules".

[Spooky Deep]

I like the fact he left the spelling error in...makes it seem heartfelt

[RULE]

COLGATE THAT PUSSY BITCHHHHHH!

[Denton]

I wanna see the reply

[Babylon]

She replied, but I'm leaving for night classes and don't have time to photoshop our names out so nobody emails her saying it's a joke so I'll be back in 4 hours with another thread.


Shit's going to be hilarious.

[Nicholas]

She replied, but I'm leaving for night classes and don't have time to photoshop our names out so nobody emails her saying it's a joke so I'll be back in 4 hours with another thread.


Shit's going to be hilarious.

Are you related to Dermot O'Leary?

[AfterThought]

Lmaooo, this shit looks mad fun

[Godbody]

#ShitFaggotsDo

[V3numb]

10/

one of the best wifeys.. js





Back to thread..

send me nudes,
i'd fuck you
,cum threw now,
still on bithControl?,
lose weight yet?,
still give head?,
you want D..,
you charge now?
i'd tear it
you sound wett..
I'm not Superman (Eminem reference)
Back for 2nds?
Bring a friend
How's your sister?

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She replied, but I'm leaving for night classes and don't have time to photoshop our names out so nobody emails her saying it's a joke so I'll be back in 4 hours with another thread.


Shit's going to be hilarious.

you can just.. run it in paint and scribble a brush over it lol

[Babylon]

#ShitFaggotsDo

Oh look, Godbody's mad that he's never had an Ex to fuck with.

[Nicholas]

Oh look, Godbody's mad that he's never had an Ex to fuck with.

Post up her response Crysis :D

[Babylon]

Post up her response Crysis :D

Making the thread now, just wanted to check up on my notifications and crew forums first :D

[J u s T C]

wish id of payed more attention to this. I thought it was just some soppy topical bullshit.