ULC Lyrical Chaos

[Dysfunctional]

ULC Lyrical Chaos (November)

Main Event

Double Title Match (LBA Championship & ULC Audio Championship)
60 Second Acapella
Schematix (0-0) V.S stricc (0-0)

Main Card

Triple Threat #1 Contenders Match (Triple Threat Championship)
16 Lines
Obey (0-0) V.S AfterThought (0-0) V.S Anarchist (1-0) (Obey Wins By Double No Show)

Teacher V.S Student Match
16 Lines
Lil Fidel Z (0-1) V.S UnEtH (0-0) (UnEtH Wins By 67%)

Normal Match
16 Lines
Lockhart(1-0) V.S Apollyon(0-0) (Lockhart Wins By 67%)

Concept Battle (Household Appliances)
16 Lines
Letum (0-0) V.S Enfinite (1-0) (Enfinite Wins By No Show)

#1 Contenders Match (Middleweight Championship)
16 Lines
EXECUTE (0-1) V.S Dysfunctional (0-1) (Dysfunctional Wins By 86%)

Jokes Over Bars Match
16 Lines
Key Hart (1-0) V.S Row (0-0) (Row Wins By No Show)

#1 Contenders Match (Tag Championship)
16 Lines (8 Lines Per Battler)
Manhattan(1-0) & Agonize (0-1) V.S LAWD (1-0) & Verbally Fatal (1-0) (Double No Show Any Questions About This Decision PM Me)

#1 Contenders Match (ULC Audio Championship)
60 Second Acapella
emceekilgore(0-0) V.S Moses Kazee(0-0) (EmceeKilgore Wins By No Show)


Undercard

Normal Match
60 Second Acapella
Egotistik (0-0) V.S FiNAL WoRD (0-0) (Double No Show)

Normal Match
60 Second Acapella
S1theSick V.S Nocky (Double No Show)

Normal Match
16 Lines
CakedOut (1-0) V.S prospectJS (0-0) (Cakedout Wins By No Show)

Normal Match
8 Lines
N37 (0-1) V.S ELOH_STACKz (0-1) (Eloh_Stackz Wins By No Show)

Normal Match
60 Second Acapella
leroybrown(0-0) V.S Crysis(0-0) (Double No Show)

Undercard: Left Sends To Right By November 2nd Right Replies by November 4th.

Main Card: Left Sends To Right By November 10th Right Replies by November 12th

Main Event: Left Sends By November 24th Right Replies By November 26th

Any Questions Pm Dysfunctional or Lockhart and We Will Help You Out.

[Fidel Z]

The day is slowly approaching! The day Master Masai will face the truth! lol

[Hubert Cumberdale]

Kung Pow - Wimp Lo - YouTube

[Lockhart]

Kung Pow - Wimp Lo - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d696t3yALAY)

You are my best friend. Funniest movie of all-time.

[Hubert Cumberdale]

9 lines in. Will send it tomorrow cuntbox.

[Dysfunctional]

UnEtH will send what?

[Hubert Cumberdale]

I'll just send to him, and do it way against schedule. That saves everyone a lot of hassle does it not?

[Fidel Z]

OH MY GOD, Master Masai called me a cuntbox, last time I checked that was rude lol, I must! NO! I will defeat you!

[Erupt da Monsta]

word... so winner of killgore vs me gets to face winner of Schematix vs stricc for the lba title.... sounds cool to me....

:)

[Fidel Z]

word... so winner of killgore vs me gets to face winner of Schematix vs stricc for the lba title.... sounds cool to me....

:)

No lol you just get a ULC Audio champion title.

[Obey]

You're all nuts if you think I'm losing..

[Obey]

Since your nuts.. I got this money in the bank so I cash you? :D REALSHITBARS

[UhMAZING]

Why am I tagged in this and why am I facing some undeserving bitch that's not worth even my throw away bars?

[Fidel Z]

Why am I tagged in this and why am I facing some undeserving bitch that's not worth even my throw away bars?

Bring that title home fam, CD StandUp!

[Savage Capone]

Why am I tagged in this and why am I facing some undeserving bitch that's not worth even my throw away bars?

lol... dang, so young, so angry, DAMN THAT RAP MUSIC!!! its all good. let him forfeit. mufuka aint got any real bars anyway

[lllllllllllll]

Why am I tagged in this and why am I facing some undeserving bitch that's not worth even my throw away bars?

I have a singles match that i never signed up for.. Be happy...

[Dysfunctional]

Punk UhMAZING You both agreed to be a part of ULC. This means that you are both gonna be booked for matches I dont understand the complaining the only people who are in a match that wont be in one again are people I contacted personally you guys wanted to be in it so stop complaining i can quote both of you guys agreeing to it.

[lllllllllllll]

Also quote where i said I'm only doing it for Tag Team matches.. :| I have all rights to complain..

[Dysfunctional]

Also quote where i said I'm only doing it for Tag Team matches.. :|

I cant cuz it doesnt exist you did however mention to me in IM that you wanna team up with caked but not once did you say I wanna join ULC and only do tag matches

[lllllllllllll]

I cant cuz it doesnt exist you did however mention to me in IM that you wanna team up with caked but not once did you say I wanna join ULC and only do tag matches

Cakedout hit you up as well.. Plus you said i was next for #1 contenders match? lol what did i do to even be in the top 5? It's unorganized yo.. Just take me off the card.. Don't feel like going back and forth about it tbh..

[Dysfunctional]

Punk Really Unorganized?? This is the farthest thing from unorganized its only one card nobody will think they've earned it but whatever fuck looks like caked is sticking to singles matches

[UhMAZING]

I don't remember signing up for this I signed up for a topical with eth...and I can't drop a verse until my computer is fixed.. I'm on my phone so.. I'll complain as much as I like.

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I co sign with punk. Take me off this shit.

[Obey]

Everyone's always bitching. Just do the match you're supposed to face, move up the ranks in the card. There's no reason why on a battle website you can't submit a battle.

[lllllllllllll]

^ Don't be the hero if you don't understand shit that's going on.. Just go do your match...

[UhMAZING]

I can't drop a verse on a battle if I don't have a computer to use.. And piece of shit iPhone 5 don't support flash. So drop that 2 cents elsewhere. As far as moving up in ranks I can't go any higher than I currently am. ;) when I do get my comp. fixed I'll be more than happy to provide the trash bags.

[Dysfunctional]

^ Don't be the hero if you don't understand shit that's going on.. Just go do your match...

What is there to understand? You signed up I booked you a match and then you're complaining that's all there is to it and UhMAZING if you physically can't then thats cool but you did sign up so you know

[Obey]

Beggars can't be choosers. I can't just hop into the LBT and tell RULE ''I want a title shot..'' Just be happy you're involved and battle.

[Leroy Brown]

the 60 seconds is written or free?

[Dysfunctional]

leroybrown Written

[Babylon]

Why pit me against Leroy? I thought I was better than that :(

[lllllllllllll]

Stop quoting me. You gave me a match I didn't sign up for then tried to butter me up by giving me a #1 contenders match which I don't deserve. I signed up, then I told you what I wanted to do through IM the day of the radio show. And those saying "stop complaining" stfu and mind your business. Ya don't know shit b.. Again, stop quoting me :)

[Dysfunctional]

Crysis It's both of you guys first match in ULC so decided you should battle each other
Punk It's done your out of ULC please stop posting in here :)

[Leroy Brown]

Crysis funny, I was thinkin the same thing

[UhMAZING]

What is there to understand? You signed up I booked you a match and then you're complaining that's all there is to it and UhMAZING if you physically can't then thats cool but you did sign up so you know

Right. I physically can't drop a verse as much as I'd like to. I'm sure I did sign up for it but I sign up for anything and half the time forget what I signed up for. Hence why I originally asked why I was tagged.

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Besides.. U guys should be glad I'm not in this.. Would just be another flame to the name.

[Execute]

Punk, you can book Dyisfunctional's Girl tho, pretty cheap..
50$ full work

[Phe]

Damn didnt even see this thread a second ago.. Lockhart im gonna start writing..

---------- Post added at 01:57 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:55 AM ----------

Right. I physically can't drop a verse as much as I'd like to. I'm sure I did sign up for it but I sign up for anything and half the time forget what I signed up for. Hence why I originally asked why I was tagged.

---------- Post added at 10:03 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:58 AM ----------

Besides.. U guys should be glad I'm not in this.. Would just be another flame to the name.

You still havent replied to my 16 bitch hoe..

[Lockhart]

Apollyon I shall do the same.

[Ray Zeus]

Dysfunctional I want in on the next one

[Dysfunctional]

Dysfunctional I want in on the next one

You are now on the roster and you will be booked for the December card!

[Phe]

Apollyon I shall do the same.

Imma keep it real, i got some heavyweight bars for you so bring fire..

[Indonesia]

dang bro wheres my mattch?

[Dysfunctional]

dang bro wheres my mattch?

You'll be in the next card srry your opponent ducked

[Indonesia]

who was it?

[-Apollyon-]

Lockhart when you gonna be done?

[Dysfunctional]

S1theSick CakedOut N37 Egotistik leroybrown You must send to your opponents by midnight tomorrow

[-Apollyon-]

Bumpin..

[Fidel Z]

Nigga when do I send to Dave?

[Phe]

By the 10th Lil Fidel Z imma send to you later tonight for the LBT ish.. My shits not gonna be dope as fuck its still alright i guess.. I just started writing last night and I really didnt feel like writing shit cuz this sickness but still bring your A-game..

[Fidel Z]

By the 10th Lil Fidel Z imma send to you later tonight for the LBT ish.. My shits not gonna be dope as fuck its still alright i guess.. I just started writing last night and I really didnt feel like writing shit cuz this sickness but still bring your A-game..

No doubt bro, I'll always bring my A+ Game battling you fam.

[Lockhart]

Apollyon Sorry bro. I just got back from some "business" I had to attend to, so I'll start writing now.

[CakedOut]

Sent to prospect..

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Oh yeah & btw

Yo, I said it’s pay day. But before I got some cents, I got some sense
I sensed something was fishy about this nigga. He give me that sea smell
Last battle, Dys said, you were bragging and boasting. Did you want to come aboard again. I said for sure. Only if it’s a free sale. Here’s something for y’all to see, world. I did this shit for free. Will he nap? Let the peeps tell. The last 2 battles I had under eye was bags like I didn’t sleep well

[Erupt da Monsta]

still lookin forward to this killgore battle, lets get it my g

[Phe]

Lockhart no problem bro, just checking in..

[CakedOut]

Why would you have me booked with a nigga that barley battles. I wasted my time & put in so much effort for this battle & he says "Why did you send to me, I never said I was participating in that tournament". I'm done battling in this tourney. This shit is jokes.

[Dysfunctional]

CakedOut how is it jokes cuz one wack faggot told me he wanted in then ducked? You can leave if you want but that title gets taken too

[Phe]

Give me the title :D.. I'll battle cakedout for it.. Dysfunctional

[Jewry Kane]

CakedOut how is it jokes cuz one wack faggot told me he wanted in then ducked? You can leave if you want but that title gets taken too

i never told u i wanted in this tourny. i asked u LAST month if i could of been in that card and u said it was filled up already.

http://oi43.tinypic.com/2hzrdph.jpg
i clearly asked u two weeks ago why was my name even posted in this and u responded with some other irrelevant sht so if anything blame yourself, stupid niga.
CakedOut Dysfunctional

u said u was "told" to put me in this tourny, which clearly proves it wasn't from me if u was "told"
+ im wack but yet u was in my inbox asking for advices? #cutthejokes please?? lil dumb dayroom cat who says something in my inbox then wen it's in the forums for every1 to see tries putting on a show..

[Phe]

So you asked to be in this but the spots were filled then when a spot opened you didnt wanna do this?? Then why ask to be in it??

[Dysfunctional]

So you asked to be in this but the spots were filled then when a spot opened you didnt wanna do this?? Then why ask to be in it??

exactly wat i thought

[Jewry Kane]

So you asked to be in this but the spots were filled then when a spot opened you didnt wanna do this?? Then why ask to be in it??

thats because i had the time for it, im clearly unactive right now, seein that i have only dropped like 1 battle in the last month and that was just due to the star league

[Row]

Dysfunctional check

[Dysfunctional]

Nocky FiNAL WoRD ELOH_STACKz Crysis You have to respond to your opponents by midnight tonight or your DQ'd and kicked out of ULC. If you're opponent didnt send pm me please. I'm getting sick of these no shows

[Leroy Brown]

My bad guys I no showed

[Dysfunctional]

My bad guys I no showed

on purpose?

[ELOH STACKz]

N37 never sent me a verse Dysfunctional...

[Erupt da Monsta]

still waitin on killgore

[Dysfunctional]

Erupt the Monsta you guys are main card i havent nagged for a deadline for you guys yet

[Leroy Brown]

It was Halloween weekend I was too fucked up to write

[Erupt da Monsta]

ait Dys

[Dysfunctional]

emceekilgore Manhattan Agonize Key Hart EXECUTE Letum Lockhart @Fidel Z You guys gotta send to your opponents by the tenth

[Fidel Z]

Aiight got it

[CakedOut]

Soz... Yeah

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Who won out of the Dys & Xcute battle..

Need to know who I'm beating next..

[ELOH STACKz]

You got my messages? Dysfunctional

[Fidel Z]

Soz... Yeah

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Who won out of the Dys & Xcute battle..

Need to know who I'm beating next..

Shots fired! Get these niggas dawg

[Dysfunctional]

CakedOut hasnt happened yet but lets just say we have another meeting scheduled.

[Phe]

:guns: Lockhart

[Lockhart]

Apollyon In Jesus's name I pray, Amen.

[-Apollyon-]

Apollyon In Jesus's name I pray, Amen.

*Poof*

[Phe]

Lockhart checking in.. How much more you got?

[Lockhart]

About 6 lines Apollyon Don't worry, you'll get your crack fix soon enough.

[ELOH STACKz]

N37 still hasn't sent Dysfunctional... Auto-Win? Fuck it, I'll take it, Lol... Who's next?

[Dysfunctional]

N37 still hasn't sent Dysfunctional... Auto-Win? Fuck it, I'll take it, Lol... Who's next?

Yeah you win dont worry bout it

[Row]

Auto win for me too? Gimme that title

[Dysfunctional]

Row He's got another day to send be patient lol

[Row]

He hasn't been on in almost a month lol

[Dysfunctional]

Row still just so I ain't biased i gotta give him the benefit of the doubt.

[Dysfunctional]

emceekilgore Manhattan Agonize Key Hart Letum You guys gotta send by midnight tonight

[Hubert Cumberdale]

Click for free racial discrimination.

http://www.letsbeef.com/battle_details.php?id=469323&section=tb

[izayamoorman]

http://www.letsbeef.com/cypher_details.php?id=64331&section=tb

[emceekilgore]

sent my shit

[Dysfunctional]

emceekilgore good shit

[Dysfunctional]

Erupt the Monsta Enfinite LAWD Verbally Fatal Row you guys got till tomorrow at midnight to reply to your opponents the only one i know has sent is kilgore so i better so that battle open dude and AfterThought Anarchist you guys got till tomorrow at midnight to post your 16 in the cypher let's get it in boys!

[Row]

Erupt the Monsta Enfinite LAWD Verbally Fatal Row you guys got till tomorrow at midnight to reply to your opponents the only one i know has sent is kilgore so i better so that battle open dude and AfterThought Anarchist you guys got till tomorrow at midnight to post your 16 in the cypher let's get it in boys!

no one sent me anything..

[Enfinite]

Havent been sent anything

[exwhyzee]

Co-sign Row & Enf. Us three should just do a triple threat if we aren't sent to.

[Row]

Co-sign Row & Enf. Us three should just do a triple threat if we aren't sent to.

or just get a title, pshh.

[Row]

soooo Dysfunctional

[Dysfunctional]

Row What title do you want? cuz that match wasn't for a title lol

[Row]

Row What title do you want? cuz that match wasn't for a title lol

How is that fair?

[Dysfunctional]

Row explain how it is not?

[Row]

Pretty sure the only reason ppl sign up is for a title and some ppl get it and some ppl dont based on your liking? No one knows which ulc match is for a title too.. Shit isnt kosher - no wonder ppl no showed.

[Dysfunctional]

Row number one it has nothing to do with my liking three other people help make these matches number two they do specify what title it is for look at the first post on here and the main event it states its for a title so get your shit straight dude

[Row]

Or you get shit straight rather, you're the one running this. Next time put me in a title bout or keep me out of this.

[Dysfunctional]

Row you gotta work for it your rep outside of ULC is irrelevant in this so you gotta work for it if you dont wanna then Goodbye and have a nice day! :D

[Hubert Cumberdale]

"The only reason people do this is for a title". I see Row is staying a legit as his Triumph title is.

Dys is putting together some decent cards. He has 4 titles, Tag, Middleweight, Triple Threat and Heavyweight. Work your way up and earn a shot at one. How is that confusing?

[Dysfunctional]

UnEtH Thank you for speaking the truth lol

[emceekilgore]

is moses gunna drop?

[Dysfunctional]

emceekilgore I hope so we'll see

[emceekilgore]

soo...what are we gunna do about this? i'm good if he's still gunna submit.

[Dysfunctional]

emceekilgore if he doesnt come online tonight you win by no show

[Babylon]

God damn I forgot this even existed, what's up with just randomly putting dudes in? I mean I was happy to be put in & wrote my shit but honestly I'm not a forums dude (other than crew) so I just ignore my mentions and shit most of the time subconsciously. A PM would have been better, or at least asking dudes if they want to be thrown in a tourney for less no shows.

If this was addressed earlier in the thread sorry but I'm not reading all that shit.

[Dysfunctional]

Crysis you get a notification when your mentioned in a thread so there should be no problem with you noticing it. Usually I do PM so I'll take some of the blame for that next one will be better organized alright?

[Hubert Cumberdale]

Your Notifications: 997

[Dysfunctional]

stricc Schematix Schem will send on the 28th and stricc has till the end of the month to respond ok?