Modern Family Quotes

[B L O C C]

"how do you talk black, end everything in izzle"

"you put the weasel on the end of the hose and it sprays, i put the weasel in my pants"

"i brought dinner, its lobster. did you catch them with your bare hands, no i bought them with my bare hands"

[Manhattan]

Hahaha man Modern Family is actually fucking hilarious imo

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"That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial"

“I’ll admit it. I’m turned on by powerful women. Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condolezza Rice, Serena Williams… Wait a minute.”

“I was gonna tell Claire about the dog. I was just waiting until she was in the right mood. Actually, I did get one right mood a couple nights ago… but I cashed that in for something else.”

[B L O C C]

lmao i love it....its a genius written

Cameron: we like broadway plays, What a shocker right?

[B L O C C]

Cameron is fixes pillows on couch, "does this look straight"
jay: "nothing about that is straight"

[B L O C C]

bump.......................

[FreezyCT]

cam and mitch >

[B L O C C]

cam and mitch >

them motherfuckers are two hilarious flamers

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cam and mitch >

them motherfuckers are two hilarious flamers

[FreezyCT]

just saw the episode where Mitch was trying to get Cam a job at that clothing store..'im doing everything i can do avoid making a scene'

[B L O C C]

I love that one

"gotta keep your eye on lilly she runs off"
"lilly lilly!"
"did you lose her?"
"no"
"check inside the freezer case"

phone convo between cam and mitch

[FreezyCT]

'im trapped in a stall in the men's bathroom, and all i have on is a spider-man costume..'

'hot..who is this?'

[B L O C C]

lmao FreezyCT that show got funny quotes for days