can't we do a fight over period of time?

[Woofer14123]

do i have to rhyme?

and can i just start a thread to where anyone can diss anyone? it's just text...

[Black Book]

This is not a forum battle sit. Click on the battles tab. And you can either start an open battle, send a battle to someone, or click on the view text battles. If you view them, there are opens you can accept.

[GRizzEAT]

Meh... I ain buyin woof tickets.:high:

[Woofer14123]

grizzeat wana try me? i gotta start somewhere

[GRizzEAT]

Tho i doubt ur actually 'Startin' shoot ur bars, If ur a noob...U'll get shitted on asap rocky, if ur infact a multie... U'll get shitted on for tryna okey doke me.

[Woofer14123]

i don't know how to rhyme or write poetry n shit, but i can just write lines of text that mean something if u read it lol

does that count? so basically i was expecting a battle forum site :-/

[Shezso Eu]

this is a battle forum site.

[Woofer14123]

this is so confusing man, where do i go to argue with kids who claim to be men?

[GRizzEAT]

naw yo, we got enuff of that shiiii around here. jus stay ya lane make ya fame, solidify ur name. S'all

[Woofer14123]

how about this... i'll post up my pic and everyone on this site can take shots at me?

no limitations. 100% of my life i will tell u. you can make fun of any aspect you want. i will still hold my chin up and merk your puny ego's till you gaze back down at the ground?

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http://tinychat.com/letsbeefbattles if anyone's bored, lets just test the waters?

[GRizzEAT]

thread/

[Woofer14123]

http://seenly.com/GKAHCdmK.jpg

24, from pakistan, student, no job, mom basement, listen to tupac, don't work out, lazy as fuck, gets no girls, has no game, probably no future

[RULE]

Your nose looks like the country of italy on an international map.

[Woofer14123]

no it's just resembling the enriched environment of the eiffel tower

[Black Book]

Probably no future.

Lmao.

[Lizman]

Rapist.
Wha?

[Woofer14123]

you would know eh... i got u last night in the ass ;)

not a future u can comprehend

[RULE]

cant you afford a TV stand son?

[Lizman]

Hmm.
Ok.
Lets Battle.

[GRizzEAT]

cant you afford a TV stand son?

thats not tha case its jus positioned perfectly to pick up tha cable signal his nose is transmitt'n..

[ViTRiOL]

Your mother's basement is well furbished.

Surely you have a future in interior decorating? The ceiling's the limit, my friend.

[GRizzEAT]

dope, son...dope.

[Woofer14123]

Hey niggas, yeah I said niggas cuz I'm
a sand nigga from some sand nigga motha
delivering you a real message from central
time zone inside my moms basement
I'm afraid to go out cuz of the stupids
crowdin the streets about whereever i go

your chick dig my genuine walk
your moms wants no rubber style
your pops wants to spend five minutes
talking about the things he never thought
you wana watch it all happen
cuz you too scared to ask me yourself

young fruits selling their soul for a piece
body, wet, slut, fetish, have it your way
nobody shuns you until you shun yourself
now go on groupie about how you did it
cuz it's all you got is this world to flex in
nigga it's a test i knew it when it begin

the stupids call me sad, depressed, lonely,
heavy in my mind, appearin not so gamely
if you ever could see the world from mine
you'd be crying every night to sleep
for pity of what could be theirs
yet it is a little too late, cheers.

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first "man" to reply to that gets my approval

[Woofer14123]

damn son you related the sky's the limit and shagged it down to cieling

your brain's overflowing with immortal techniques

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and got sidekick mod up in on it

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when the dick's big enough, everyone's allowed onboard

[Woofer14123]

you guys snickering at cheesy ass comebacks and i'm the one thats the easiest target imaginable?

lol.

[J u s T C]

http://seenly.com/GKAHCdmK.jpg

24, from pakistan, student, no job, mom basement, listen to tupac, don't work out, lazy as fuck, gets no girls, has no game, probably no future

This is obv a competition to see who can look the more depressed. Him, or his Tee.

[Woofer14123]

damn justin c you went through all my layers...

i mean you just ignored my coat like you can read me from my pic.

btw nice dp

[J u s T C]

Whats a dp though, bro? Depressing Picture?

[Woofer14123]

that's like so clever should i even reply like omg

[J u s T C]

I know bro totally, but tell us something, why you trying so hard for not having something funny to say in return?

[BLNK]

He looks like Loe Pesci after his dog was killed.

[Woofer14123]

clasSICK at rhymin but relating me to oscar winners?

nigga it's my nose... don't lie about not bein on my dick

[BLNK]

Loe Pesci is a battle rapper, not an oscar winner?

[Woofer14123]

my bad i googled leo pesci... not really into followin others

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I know bro totally, but tell us something, why you trying so hard for not having something funny to say in return?

my humor flying inside and out you... i merkin your ego, i don't do the elementary rhyme jokes

thats all you blokes

[Woofer14123]

bumpedy bump bump

[Phil Banks]

poster child for advocates of child channel locks on TV's young Slumdog!

[BLNK]

Who wants to be a... Slumdog Millionaire.

Hosted by Regis Philbin.

[Phil Banks]

happy face of the year tbh

[BLNK]

He's the reason they make comedies.

[Phil Banks]

#Chemist Log #918372 Experiment to grow sad puppy dog eyes genetically into a young pakistani's face were successful.. monkey's lips also grew well but turned purple

[Woofer14123]

keep em comin

[ViTRiOL]

You look like you just got fired from the Temple of Doom.