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Straw Hat (33%)

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ChodderTFungus (67%) WINNER

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Straw Hat

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<div>Ill be <strong>Speaking</strong> its<strong> so Bluntly</strong>.. Jus quit saying that you're <strong>Squeezing Pistols, Dummy,</strong> ya always <strong>Preaching Simple Nothings</strong> and just spitting the 'Same Crap Repeatedly' like a <strong>Tweaking Crystal Junky</strong>!!! Om a Knight (Omanyte) just Shaymin this <strong>actual bitch!</strong> <em>Take your Stance!</em> Forcing him to use a <strong>Manual "Shift"</strong>! Its just my <strong>Natural Gift</strong> to raise my skill. '<em>Drag N' Dance</em>' around this shit like a <strong>Casual Drift!! </strong>Are you a 'Fairy' or a 'Fable'? So what you gonna do? You ain't causing <strong>Pain with the 'Pound'ing</strong>! I'll Damage your liver! Without alcohol, just <em>cirrhosis</em>! So I'll be "quicker to pick you up" like bounty! now the <strong>faggot seems Pouty</strong>! Cuz ya boring bars are like '<em>Hypnosis</em>' the way they<strong> Making me Drowzee</strong>!!! When it comes to pistols? My gum gum. <strong>It Blew- kinda Frightful</strong>! He just <strong>Wish I, Could Suffer Harm</strong>! You aint an ace a "Fire Fist" will <strong>Give You Wired Vitals</strong>, n' <em>Lit By Firearms</em>! So if you '<em>Twist my Rubber Arm</em>'? You know 'Straw Hat' will come back and<strong> Hit You like a Rifle!</strong>!! <strong>We Begin, Stubborn Fool!</strong> You know I will <strong>Squeeze and Grip, the fucking Tool!</strong> And <strong>beating him with Bloody Stool</strong>, then sit in class laughing, like it's as <em>Hysteric as Bert and Bitch</em>! Straight up '<em>Embarrass this Nerdy Kid</em>' like <strong>Speaking in Public School!! </strong><em>Fourth Gear...</em></div>

ChodderTFungus

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<div>Dude's a bitch boy and ain't WORTH A DAMN TESTICLE pull the semi and "light straw up" like the BURNIN MAN FESTIVAL hollow out your insides quick the WAY THE CHROME SPARK coroner's looking in this "dead man's chest" like they tryna find DAVY JONES HEART rip you to shreds when we have words so HEED HOW THE GUN SPEAK don't care what your avi from when that thing pop i won't "LEAVE YOU IN ONE PIECE!"...when i say SH it ain't your initials it means BE THE FUCK QUIET before i go Gold Roger and show you who's the real KING OF THE PIRATES bazooka blow you to kingdom come the SCOPE IS ON, LET IT GO and get you'll "see a team of rockets" like you're watching a POKEMON EPISODE you ain't a problem to me AIN'T A HILL, AIN'T A HURDLE still never murdered only thing "Straw KILLIN IS THE TURTLES" I'll deck you in the JAW, TEAR YOUR FACE we all know this "fruit ain't real" nah STRAW-BERRY FAKE who the fuck passed you the MIC? I'M AGITATED one shot throw "hat in the air" LIKE I GRADUATED you don't want war with me straight COCKIN THE GUN you battling a real trainer i take away your OPTION TO RUN how CARELESS OF HIM i take you to your BURIAL QUICK and leave him "sleeping with the fishes" like he's fucking that ARIEL BITCH </div>

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Battle started: March 13^th 2020 at 11:15
Challenger joined: March 15^th 2020 at 12:11

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2020-03-15 12:11:51).

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Straw Hat <PirateKing>	Expooo- Gum Gum rifle, Luffy twists his arm and pulls it back and hits his opponent with it. Fire fist is a move by Ace. Clefairy and Clefable are considered weak Pokemon power wise and Pound is a weaker move. Hypnosis puts the opponent to sleep. Shaymin is a Pokemon, Dragon Dance increases speed and attack by 2 stages. Shifting is changing Pokemon mid battle. Comment Only Posted on: 2020-03-15 15:56:55
Bnas <MvH>	Close Battle here if one wasn't so direct I think with one more punch I would have went the other way here yO.. fairs in Voted: Straw Hat / ChodderTFungus Posted on: 2020-03-15 16:15:34
ChodderTFungus	Loved all the Pokemon references fam, good battle! Sorry took so long to respond Comment Only Posted on: 2020-03-15 20:04:33
The Saaxxx Baba	good battle here and nice to see straw back as well. That rifle line was really good btw. other than the hypnosis and the kidney line all the pokemon references were nice but lacked a good fli to transition as a punch like the rifle one for me while chodder had the better flips with the graduation and davy jones lines but had really basic stuff the rest of his verse at least not as per the kind of quality i have seen from him which made me lean straw's way for this battle. mid and high 6 here. Voted: Straw Hat / ChodderTFungus Posted on: 2020-03-17 02:24:26
Esso LBT Legend Concept Champion Tag Team Champion	both had some stretches of good rhyming but this came down to punches and impact. Chodder had a lot more and they were structured better so I'm going that way here. Voted: Straw Hat / ChodderTFungus Posted on: 2020-03-19 19:59:23


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