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COFFIN DODGER (8%)
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Reppin: Bristol, England, United Kingdom
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Reppin: Mississauga, Ontario, Canada



COFFIN DODGER
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Battle started: February 1st 2018 at 20:43
Challenger joined: February 2nd 2018 at 01:12


Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2018-02-02 01:12:58).

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Óðinn
<....>
The Peoples Champ
Topical Champion
Tag Team Champion



Coffin Dodger: The cool runnings concept is well over playedin this day and age. I know you're a little behind on the times with yor A-track players and VHR's, but even at that... lol. Next of bars was meh-ish, possibly rushed? Wording was an issue, the bbq fish was a nice concept that could of been flipped better. Overall: not a bad drop but nothing really 'popped out'. Seul: Opening was a fresh concept but a played wp in their, though the connection in the bar was nice and helped reatin some impact. Next bar was dope though. Fresh and clean. Ending wasn't too bad though i'd of put that in the middle and ended with your middle bar for more final impact. Overall: a pretty decent drop. Middle bar was your best one. Fairs in, i'm out. 

Posted on: 2018-02-02 01:42:25 Private Message Óðinn

 
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COFFIN DODGER

First part is all cool runnings references , and also Nigeria has a women's Bob sled team in this year's winter Olympics = " pussy on ice" 

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Posted on: 2018-02-01 23:20:40 Private Message COFFIN DODGER


Expo:

- WP: Dismissles / This Missles

- On ocean side hotel resorts, there is all inclusive bars for people to drink at.

GL Coffin Dodger

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Posted on: 2018-02-02 01:15:15 Private Message Seul

Reckless Lee
<Double M>
Basic Member

Both had some pretty tight bars I felt one delivered on their concepts a bit better here, had more haymakers and was the more complex one that end task bar was fire gb y'all fair vote . 

Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Seul
Posted on: 2018-02-02 04:16:07 Private Message Reckless Lee

uk chopper

Fv 

Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Seul
Posted on: 2018-02-02 07:09:16 Private Message uk chopper

55 Cent

this made my anus sweat....

Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Seul
Posted on: 2018-02-02 07:50:00 Private Message 55 Cent

Helsing
<fit4thetop>

DRED means "Cruel, bad" had to look it up haha. This is a close battle to me because I feel that Suel went kinda light this time. Thanks for posting those expos also, makes these easier to understand a second time around. The Ctrl alt delete and the feet up bar at the end bars won this for me. It was worth my while, good luck.

Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Seul
Posted on: 2018-02-02 09:23:42 Private Message Helsing

Heisenberg
Basic Member

Better verse

Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Seul
Posted on: 2018-02-02 13:23:30 Private Message Heisenberg


Fun battle. Coffins opener really hurt him here. "No cool runnings this but me" was awkward. Not sure what that means unless your calling yourself a "cool" which is weird. Guys here to gun dead dreams was pretty forced. Other than that pretty solid. Although I thought Saul was a bit more creative. Didn't love the wording of the Racist lame's in segments punch. But other than that, you were pretty solid.

Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Seul
Posted on: 2018-02-02 15:23:01 Private Message Aggo

KG The Prince

I can only say one had harder punches here with better execution, was close as fuck otherwise, dat CTRL ALT DELETE bar was badddd... fairs in

Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Seul
Posted on: 2018-02-02 18:48:25 Private Message KG The Prince

Shodan
<FireNation>
One Bar Champion
The Fire Lord

One was simply more creative and had cleaner execution. Fair's in.

Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Seul
Posted on: 2018-02-02 20:15:00 Private Message Shodan

ILLicitt

Heat from both. The CTRL+ALT+DELETE line got it for me. Coffin, you're improving my dude. Multies are getting better and punchlines elevating. I think Seul got you here though. Contract.

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Posted on: 2018-02-03 00:51:02 Private Message ILLicitt

ILLicitt

Explained.

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Posted on: 2018-02-03 00:51:40 Private Message ILLicitt

Mind Fuck
<Androidz>
Hall Of Famer
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The Kid Gonzo

One was sparring at another level here.. had Frodo exchanging spells with Gandalf and shit, at the end of the day just an uneven matchup with one outweighing the other in basically every category. Another further expo would just be redundant at this point/fez in100/CLASSIFIED

Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Seul
Posted on: 2018-02-03 19:36:09 Private Message Mind Fuck

MaCc Da G0D
<APECS>

Coffy'd Had A Verse Full Of Missed Words and What I'm Assuming is typo's Which Made his Verse Hard To Read and 'Stumpy' for Lack Of Better Words. Plus, The Use of All Those 'Sled Schemes' Baffled Me. Maybe a Expo To Why U Used Them would Have Cleared Up the Confusion. But on the Other Hand, FUCCIN SEUL CAME FIRE!! Punches in Bunches! Scheming was Steaming! This Was Just A Great Rebuttal!! Fairs As Always.

Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Seul
Posted on: 2018-02-04 20:22:40 Private Message MaCc Da G0D

COFFIN DODGER

Wtf u chatting bout macc ? Typos and missing words ???  

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Posted on: 2018-02-04 21:12:27 Private Message COFFIN DODGER

 

 
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