COFFIN DODGER vs Never Stop - Text Tournament Battle - Rap Battles and Freestyle Battles at LetsBeef.com


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Basic Text Tournament #13
Length: 12 Lines

COFFIN DODGER (100%) Won

Ranked #-- This Month (#129 All Time)

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Reppin: Bristol, England, United Kingdom

Never Stop (0%) Lost

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Crew: Gods Among Kings

Reppin: Montreal, Quebec, Canada

COFFIN DODGER

damn ,canadians so damn polite , he's not even SAD THAT HE'S WACK !  so how can this FAGGOT ATTACK if you said you fucked his gal he would say 'nice one eh' and give you a SLAP ON DA BACK ! ..damn , ya gals are butch and ya GUYS ARE GAYS ! and they thick as pig shit , canuck intelligence ? even 'beavers' have WISER WAYS , you can pass their school system with FIVE STRAIGHT 'EH'S ' !! ..lol .. fuckin faggot , its in gents toilets ya LEAVING YA NUMBER AT ! ya must play football cos folks always SEEING YA UNDER 'SACKS'  (eww) but you canadians love gettin ya hands on 'big wood' without BEING A LUMBER JACK !! - fuck it , ya aint GREAT YA SHITTY !! no wonder this GAY SEEMS SHIFTY ! ya send WACK SENTS with funny ACCENTS ...rest of the world stopped 'speaking french' in EIGHTEEN FIFTY ! - so facing me ? thats a jump in class and you made a FATAL LEAP ! i will leave ya ' red and splayed ' like ya flag with the MAPLE LEAF ! ya like a redskin at sea .. ya aint fuckin ABLE CHIEF ! ..and canadian sport ? ice hockey ? thats only a game that FAGS WATCH ! its a FUCKIN DISGRACE ! who wants a PUCK IN HIS FACE and his SACK SQUASHED ? ya flows shitty like a sewer with BACKWASH  !! lol see a win for freedom ? thats as rare as seeing a SASQUATCH !

Never Stop

Watch me SMACK THE GUY, leave his head "More Fuzzy" than the JACSON FIVE, so his "cornier(cornea) drop" aint cause i CRACKED HIS EYE it's cause his "Lyrical Vision" is only HALF A' MINE/So When i Blast Away don't "Catch A Stray" from ONE OF THE TECH'S, cause "Dog's Lost To Unknown" like "RUNAWAY PETS"/He's got dreams of bein famous? this LITTLE BITCH IS SO SOFT, you'd only have a "Feature In A Magazine" if i PISTOL WHIPPED YA NOSE OFF, i'm thinkin (Lesbian)"Le's Be An Insparation" n' drop LINES THAT ARE SAVAGE but this is a "Miss-Match" like "DYKES GETTIN MARRIED"/Look faggit ... ya "Punches Are Weak" they LAME YOU DUMB SHIT, the only time "Louis Arm-Strong" is when he "PLAYS THE TRUMPET"/i'll "Put This Pussy Out" the A.K'S GON' BLAST EM', leavin "More Holes Exposed" than the PLAYBOY MANSION/..Have you HEARD HIS SONGS? he can't ride a beat cuz his WORDINGS WRONG, and that fake American accent? .... it's CRAZY N' LAME so stop "Lyin' On Tracks" unless ya "WAITIN FA TRAINS" to roll "STRAIGHT THROUGH YA BRAIN" untill the SIDES GO SPLAT if you "Train Ya Head" you get ya "MIND ON TRACK"(WTF!)/ I'm so "Fly" watch me "Turn A Blade" on this DUMMY IMPOSTER, then see a "Mass Of Metal" "Land On H" when i "COME WITH THE CHOPPER!" You've never "TOUCHED A REVOLVER"

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2015-09-06 18:41:22).

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HateMagnet Basic Member	Real Talk Posted on: 2015-09-02 08:23:49
Shodan <FireNation> One Bar Champion The Fire Lord	This was a difficult choice for me. Firstly: Both contenders had some rhyming where the syllables didn't match up properly. I'm fairly sure that it wasn't an accent thing, either. I won't call either of you out for this because you both did it to about the same extent. Secondly: One focused the same idea throughout his verse. I'm not sure whether to think of it as "focused attack" or "gimmick," but I'm leaning towards the latter. There was a barely-decent humor level here, but no strong bars. The other battler was hit-and-miss the entire time. Some concepts just didn't make sense. Most of the others were solid, although I thought the in-line expos were gratuitous. The ending was also weird, though I didn't hate it. One got this by a clear margin in almost every way. Fair's in. Low 5 - Mid 4. Posted on: 2015-09-06 14:55:41
Shodan <FireNation> One Bar Champion The Fire Lord	focused on* Posted on: 2015-09-06 14:56:19
COFFIN DODGER	yeah ..was thinking thay he had suddenly elevated overnight lmao ! Posted on: 2015-09-06 15:40:44
COFFIN DODGER	i mean that line ' have you heard his songs / cant ride a beat cos his wordings wrong ' sounds familiar ...and since when have i ever sung lmao ? Posted on: 2015-09-06 15:42:51
ice-9	Well LegendaryFreedom bit here ('Louis Arm-strong' and 'waitin fa trains' passages at the least), so it's a free win for Coffin. That said, Coffin put in a genuine verse here so here's some thoughts. I thought the general standard of your verse was pretty high, with only a couple of moments where you had some filler to keep the scheme going. "5 straight ehs" got a proper belly laugh, and the '1850' bar elicited a chuckle as well! Good stuff and good luck in the next round! Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-09-06 15:48:43
Looksemoh Live Battler	I'll wait to vote until I know whether the accusations of biting are true. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-09-06 15:49:23
Looksemoh Live Battler	looks to be true, smh. winner (be default) had some humorous moments, although some of them didn't make too much sense. You'll have to write a little harder to advance in future rounds, but good verse nevertheless. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-09-06 15:53:01
COFFIN DODGER	http://www.letsbeef. com/tournament_battl e_details.php?id=415 §ion=tb Posted on: 2015-09-06 16:25:52
COFFIN DODGER	http://www.letsbeef. com/tournament_battl e_details.php?id=419 §ion=tb Posted on: 2015-09-06 16:26:09
《11:11》 <GetRight> Exclusive Member	Damn SMH Was A Good Match...Too Bad He Bit!!! But I Waz Leanin Thiz Way Anyhow!! Good Dropz Fair Iz In!!!! Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-09-06 16:46:18
Kold Krhymez <ME3>	After reading this battle, im pretty sure one bit just because the content within it seems to be talking bout someone else. highly questionable. imma let the mods decide before i drop a vote Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-09-06 17:11:46
Student Staff Hall Of Famer Creative Genius LB Historian	LegendaryFreedom bit, Auto-win goes to COFFIN DODGER Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-09-06 17:44:06
NelSyn <SSJ2>	Bit. Fair is in. Wondered why it ended abruptly. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-09-06 20:06:49
MaCc Da G0D <APECS>	Biting in a Tourney?? Shameful Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-09-06 23:52:27
Kold Krhymez <ME3>	The fair is in. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-09-07 01:52:04
Esso LBT Legend Concept Champion Tag Team Champion	How you gonna bite someone and leave his name in the verse? smdh Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-09-07 10:49:49
ILLoKWENT <DGAF> Hall Of Famer LBT Legend Concept Champion	Faird in Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-09-07 14:07:29
COFFIN DODGER	ok which dumbass gave him the 8% lol ?? Posted on: 2015-09-08 12:49:13
Shodan <FireNation> One Bar Champion The Fire Lord	@COFFIN DODGER: That was probably me, unfortunately. I voted before LegendaryFreedom's verse was exposed as being bitten. Posted on: 2015-09-08 21:17:42