COFFIN DODGER vs Manhattan - Text Tournament Battle - Rap Battles and Freestyle Battles at LetsBeef.com


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Concept championship tournament #2
Length: 12 Lines

COFFIN DODGER (0%) Lost

Ranked #-- This Month (#129 All Time)

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Reppin: Bristol, England, United Kingdom

Manhattan is on FIRE! 30+ wins in a row!

Manhattan (100%) Won

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Crew: Legion of Doom

Reppin: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

COFFIN DODGER

this fag cant even do 'handwriting' in his 'pen game' so how can he BRING IT ALL LINKING ? fuck him , will leave him on 'life support' with 'brain damage' , hows that for 'CRITICAL THINKING ?' .. i will be like a 'cold shower' after 'sports' so this 'DICK IS ALL SHRINKING !!' ..he failed 'photography' cos he didnt have the WIT TO CAPTURE , so fuck it , will rip up 'text books' and chuck the 'LITTER AT YA' (literature) cos i dont need 'religious studies' to show manny the 'end of his world' like 'ITS A RAPTURE ' ! ..dumb fuck .. math's ? his brain got 'FRIED AT THE NUMERALS ' !! and 'grammar' , stupid cunt , he thinks he 'CRIED AT HER FUNERAL !!(granma) .. and he cant satisfy his gal , never LEFT HER JERKING with her NETHERS SPURTING , thinks you need to read 'fifty shades' to get the 'LEATHER WORKING ' !! ..damn fool , he gets frustrated and HE CRIES OUT , he believes 'geneology' is the study of 'LEVI STRAUS' ! ..lmao he so stoopid he made the HEAD RESIGN ! thought 'signing' means when he stopped on a freeway and 'READ THE SIGN ' !! cunt thinks you need a fucking 'spider' to do 'WEB DESIGN !!' ..damn , manny thought i would be WACK ON THESE BARS , but i aint the dumb prick who thought 'civics' were JAPANESE CARS !!

Manhattan

No EMT, So if his “Dope Shit, Gets Carried Away?” It’s MEDICINE IN HIS POCKET. Which “On Paper, Poses The Question”... Sorta RELEVANT TO A POP QUIZ. Will he ever “Scale Up To Heavyweight”? & what we’re MEASURIN IS HIS KNOWLEDGE. but “Eye can Show His True Colors” Like MELANIN IN HIS SOCKETS, & Give um that 'biology treatment' by exposing the "SKELETONS IN HIS CLOSET"!!!./ See Coffins “Lacking major substance” Like if a CHEMIST IS WITH A NOVICE. So This “Light Work Is History” Like EDISON IS THE TOPIC. Cuz “Accounting” for his age, just proves the "ESTIMATE IN HIS PROFITS"!!. I’ll be “Layin down the law” like a TESTAMENT TO A GOD IS, to give um that Geology & he’ll get “Rocked to the core” but won’t be studying ELEMENTS & DEPOSITS!!./ Watch as I Take him to school. where INTELLIGENCE IS A PROMISE, See his “Fluidity Lacks Chemistry”, Like it’s RELATIVE TO A TOXIC, So he couldnt bring his “Structure Up To Speed”, By adding an ACCELERANT TO THE PROCESS. So If I give um that “Language Arts”, Like an IMPRESSIONIST IN A COLLEGE?  It Won’t be to see his SENTENCES GET DEMOLISHED… Nah, I’m SENDING HIM TO MUHAMMAD  w/ the EXCELLENCE OF ADONIS, & there won’t be no astrology when I say, the “Proof is written in the stars”, Like looking for EVIDENCE OF A COMET!!./

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ILLoKWENT <DGAF> Hall Of Famer LBT Legend Concept Champion	you have until the 15 of May to drop your verse..anything after that is automatic DQ concept:SCHOOL COURSES Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-05-12 02:45:50
COFFIN DODGER	expo : school courses i used were / handwriting / critical thinking / sports / photography / literature / maths / leather working / geneology / signing ( sign language ) / web design / civics / gl manny ! Posted on: 2015-05-12 19:16:32
ILLoKWENT <DGAF> Hall Of Famer LBT Legend Concept Champion	REMEMBER: USE ANYTHING THATS RELAVENT TO THE GIVEN CONCEPT AND FLIP IT USING CLEVER WORDPLAY, PHRASE PLAYS ETC TO INSULT YOUR OPPONENT... Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-05-14 01:28:04
COFFIN DODGER	illokwent ....yeah think i done all that lmao Posted on: 2015-05-14 10:16:14
Manhattan <LoD> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion Scheme Champion Concept Champion Tag Team Champion	Expo: Everything I wrote is related to specific school courses...even if I didn't specifically write the course name. If you don't get someone...PM me. G'luck Coffin Posted on: 2015-05-15 08:59:24
oSo Slick Exclusive Member	I felt one took this convincingly with better wordplay and text structure. Fairs in good job from both. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-05-15 09:17:02
Shodan <FireNation> One Bar Champion The Fire Lord	Great job to my loser, you dropped the best verse I've seen out of you to date, and you actually had me laughing at a couple points. That wasn't enough to drop your opponent, though... everything he did was just on a whole other level in terms of technicality, creativity, etc. Great job to both but I have a winner Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-05-15 10:31:41
ILLoKWENT <DGAF> Hall Of Famer LBT Legend Concept Champion	agree wit some of the comments.. one imo brought one his best verses i seen from him. Def on the right direction. Some funny ish.. fairs in.. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-05-15 12:35:28
S O U L R I T E	This was actually closer than I thought it would be. Coffin you had some nice ideas and represented them very well. Manhattan, your punchlines were consistent, almost like a machine gun lol and you had some nice ideas as well. Since both of you hit the scheme on the head I had to go with who's ideas were better formed into punches and structured better. Great tourny battle fellas. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-05-15 18:00:36
Esso LBT Legend Concept Champion Tag Team Champion	Comics vs Fine Art....One was funny as fuck and maybe even more entertaining, but when it comes down to evaluating the picture you can't ignore the skill involved. good shit fellas. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-05-16 06:21:17
Yudon Myst	Dam, really enjoyed this battle. Yes this was def, on two different wave lengths, i think the key here was consistancy as "one, solid, written piece". Both went in differently, Coffin your verse was a good verse, seemed like a rabid pit bull out of his torn up cage. Hattan you seemed like a university professor reading out a course. Im going to have to go with the more polished lyricist on this one. Gl to both battlers. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-05-16 17:24:29
Subreal <BAT> Tag Team Champion Discord Battler BAT GOD	One had a instance of some cringy wordplay and while he made a decent attempt at sticking to the concept, the bars were missing a bunch. Winner stuck to the concept well while still being able to form punches that connected well. Fairs in. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-05-16 18:53:45
COFFIN DODGER	cringy lmao ? everyone else liked it but no sub Posted on: 2015-05-17 13:49:28