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Basic Text Tournament #12
Length: 12 Lines

Xanda (100%) Won

Grand Champion
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Ranked #-- This Month (#-- All Time)

Crew: Pandemonium

Reppin: World

COFFIN DODGER (0%) Lost

Ranked #-- This Month (#129 All Time)

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Reppin: Bristol, England, United Kingdom

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I craft these WORDS WIT A SICKNESS, ya pahtnas know, these Godly Flows can make a muslim start REVERSIN RELIGIONS and CONVERT'M TO CHRISTIAN!! Shiiiitt.... I've been 'ahead of rap' so long INSURGANTS ENVISION, TURBANS AND SHIT WHEN they REFER TO THE WRITTENS!!! Now You'll See What I Have In Store, you better PURCHASE YA CIGS QUICK cause if you start some trouble thinking you'll be BURNIN UP SWISHH WIT the PURPLEST PIFF THEN i'll grab a mic and start MURDERIN THIS PRICK and be TURNIN THIS BITCH IN to a FERGUSON VICTIM!! (Ouuchiees!) so how are you DETERMINED TO WIN WHEN my "rhymes have had this site covered' before you ever Heard any VERSES FROM SLICK RICK!! That's how I know you got this TOURNAMENT TWISTED cause you more feminine than PURSES AN LIPSTICK, and hearing you talk as if you BURSTIN A CLIP IS as believable as a bitch saying she a VIRGIN BUT STRIPPIN in order to EARN HER TUITION!!!............ Homie LEARN TO BE DIFF'RENT!!! my punches are a SURGEONS INCISION.... that's PERFECT PRECISION!! so i'll be chewing up steve and "keep spittin out venom" like a SERPANT AS IF IT has a NERVOUS CONDITION!! Damn I feel like I've had a CIRCUS INTENTION the way I just CLOWNED YOU.... 'You must be too busy... Now Aint That Something You Won't Get AROUND TOO!!!' - Swishha

COFFIN DODGER

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ya boring , that's why no-bro 'CHILLS WITH YA ' , ya lonelier than a 'FAT BITCH WITH  STINKIN OL' BREATH ' , so gonna make sure I 'KILL SWISHHA ' , so ya know when he hears my  ' GAT CLICKS HE'S THINKIN OF DEATH ' //  see , I 'THINKIN YOU MIS-HIT ' when ya stepped up , I gonna 'Kill me a flid ' faster than 'Billy da Kid ' , as I am so fast on da draw that if ya 'BLINK 'N YOU MISS IT '' , and chuck ya corpse in a da sewage  so ya 'SINK IN TO DIS SHIT , and force ya mouth open wide so ya 'DRINKIN THE PISS BITCH !'' //
see I got more 'venom' than ' FIVE RATTLERS WHO ARE VEXED '. .. see swish  'Dissapoint ' as venom 'wins a point' by showin y'all da fact that this fag  swishha is just another ' LIVE BATTLER WHO CANT TEXT !!!!! ''//
see ,ya bars are 'FOUL'(fowl) , cos ya aint got the 'HEAD TA KEY '.. ya just another 'DEAD TURKEY ' who shoulda dropped out and  'READ LESS DICKENS ' and more of 'Slim n Tupac  , but ya too 'Dim n too whack' - ya should spend more time 'Fuckin' and less time 'Cluckin' as ya run a round like  'HEADLESS CHICKENS !!//
lol ya sat there 'Squeekin away ' , its like I  'FOUGHT A MOUSE ' , dis  as easy as 'Beatin A gay' wid a 'baseball bat ' , swish don't wanna 'Face all dat ' cos he just come to da 'SLAUGHTERHOUSE !!!''

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2014-09-04 21:51:52).

Óðinn <....>
The Goatfather
Topical Champion
Tag Team Champion

The fairs in, Lads. Voted: Yes (Hidden)
Posted on: 2014-09-04 23:37:49

NOBLE <FITTEST> Staff Hall Of Famer	Both verses must be submitted by 11:59 PM EST (GMT -4) on September 4th. Good luck fellas! Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2014-09-01 14:37:23
COFFIN DODGER	done , jus waitin for reply lol :) Posted on: 2014-09-01 15:02:05
Xanda <TV> Grand Champion Scheme Champion Live Battler	You Must Be Too Busy... Now Aint That Something?!?!? You Won't Get A ROUND 2!!! lmaoo Monstarrz... Posted on: 2014-09-04 21:52:42

Dysfunctional <CLASSICK> Live Battler	I actually thought this was pretty close tbh. There was an obvious winner. But the loser didn't back down at all the winner's just on another level votes in keeping it 100 Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2014-09-04 22:27:38
Murderous Swag <Androidz>	Clear winner here was more polished Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2014-09-04 23:04:10
NOBLE <FITTEST> Staff Hall Of Famer	One came better in every category and had the cleanest verse I've read so far in this tournament. Great wording with nothing forced or choppy and everything just flowed. The other put up a good effort but still has some things to work on. Pretty decisive. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2014-09-04 23:06:26
CSKiLLz <SSG>	No contest fair is tossed Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2014-09-04 23:18:28

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