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2012 Text ROTY Championship
Length: 12 Lines

Phroxen (100%) Won

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I am Him
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Concept Champion
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Crew: Legion of Doom

Reppin: United States

Jam Jar (0%) Lost

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Reppin: London, England, United Kingdom

Phroxen

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You're staring into the EYES-OF-A-BEAST.. PRIMAL-PHYSIQUE.. a LION-W/-EACH SIDE-OF-THE-CHEEKS LINED-W/-UNIQUE saLIVA-THAT-KEEPS some KINDA-DISEASED VIRUS-BENEATH so battling Xen ain't WISE-IN-THE-LEAST.. reSIGN-&-RETREAT.. this is Danny the Dog MINUS-THE-LEASH & one Hook is the kiss of Death, that's a SCYTHE-IN-YA-CHEEK! No one on the SITE'LL-BELIEVE you're NICER-THAN-ME.. that's a lost-vision, you're a pawn-swimmin in the LIGHTEST-REGIME.. since you're "part ah Cul's lineup" I'm FRYIN-YA-TEAM with a HYDROGEN-BEAM! I ain't TRYNA-BE-MEAN but on a ranking scale from Pro-to-Bad you're "close-to-ass" like the SIZE-OF-YA-BRIEFS! My crew marks the SIGN-OF-DEFEAT.. 'gettin past 22' ain't even something the MAYANS-COULD-SEE.. I'm BINDIN'-YA-FEET TIGHT-WITH-A-STRING attached to a long rope TIED-TO-A-BEAM on the SIDE-OF-THE-STREET.. push him off the edge so when you FIND-HIM,-HE'LL-BE ... "hangin under a Bridge" like when SINUSES-LEAK! Kid .. you've got as many "connecting lines" .... as a WIRELESS-STREAM! & yo, I heard your failed attempt at RIDIN-A-BEAT.. you wouldn't be 'controllin-the-crowd' holdin-it-down with RIOT-POLICE! aka: you can't handle this 'Pro Test'.. you ain't a RIVAL-TO-ME, I could make it through to the FINALS-ASLEEP.. while the only TIME-THAT-YOU'D-SEE a TITLE-WOULD-BE inSIDE-OF-A-DREAM!

Jam Jar

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"Welcome to Phroxen's Temple, Jam, you just arrived in time! / Your ticket number's 8-1-2, wait patiently in line." "There must be some mistake" *reads namebadge* "L.B..., coz worship's not my purpose / Not here to ride his dick but blow the 'BigTop' off this 'Circus'" *pushes past to find Phroxen smiling damply amidst a Vets Only Bukkake* Right... I'm just the 'SKYPE-CAM TECHNICIAN' - I don't make ya 'MOTHERBOARD' (bored)/ When she EYE 'JAM MUNITION' it makes 'her n OTHERS AWED' (another 'sword') / So I 'SLASH HER SCAR SPLIT' like BRAZEN 'EXCALIBRE' / Shout 'MASHALLAH! QUICK' like a 'DAZED VEXED ARAB' OR / like 'FAITHFUL PREACHERS, LOSING THE HOPE'/ so I 'SLAY FOUL CREATURES, CHOOSIN TO CHOKE'./See Jimmy Dean had a pass and Ill Lok GOT GHOSTED / ThuggedOnHim got banned so I could've NOT POSTED. / Blinking? The LOOK OF THE IRIS, X MISS IT WAS DISSING / I got the ‘LUCK OF THE IRISH’ XPLISSIT WAS MISSING! (ha RIP)./ You're 'LOQUACIOUS' AS SHIT, in your 'SAYINGS' THERE'S FOLLY / And LOCATING YOUR DICK is like PLAYING WHERE'S WALLY?! / Your HUNCHED EGO'S AS 'SICK’ as your GRANDMA'S 'CANKLES' / PUNCH FREEFLOWS OFF QUICK whereas JAMJAR'S RANKLES./ ONLY 'GAYS STRUT WITH 'PHROXEN'', LIKE 'DRAG QUEEN CONVENTIONS' (frocks on) / 'LONELY STRAY SLUTS' WITH COCKS ON, LIKE 'FAG TEAM DISSENTION'.

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2013-01-14 00:50:34).

Phroxen <LoD>
Hall Of Famer
I am Him
2x Grand Champion
One Bar Legend
Cypher Champion
Scheme Champion
Concept Champion
2x One Bar Champion

lol @ rule.. you must need some reading glasses, bruv. Posted on: 2013-01-15 18:56:08

AfterThought <CHALKLINED>	Please have your verses in by the 15th of January. Posted on: 2013-01-12 05:17:21
Letum <AC's>	ACish!! Posted on: 2013-01-12 13:00:51
ILLoKWENT <DGAF> Hall Of Famer LBT Legend Concept Champion	ACEEEZ Posted on: 2013-01-13 13:02:04
Askari <DGAF> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion 2x Tag Team Champion	JamJar stop putting slashes at the end of every line it's annoying as hell lol. Other than that a decent spar here, but a clear winner for me; I expected more from each in the way of originality of concepts, creativity and punches based on what I've seen previously. Fair's in dudes. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2013-01-14 04:24:31
Mind Fuck <Androidz> Hall Of Famer Tag Team Champion The Kid Gonzo	one got the body. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2013-01-14 09:39:13
ViTRiOL <DGAF> Scheme Champion	Nice read. Easy choice. No expo, but Vitty's vote's in. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2013-01-14 13:52:07
TheAnonP Basic Member	pretty straight forward vote here...fair is in Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2013-01-14 18:08:05
KAM SPEECH <CLASSICK>	Cosign with Askari.. I'm going with the quality verse here, one was more creative.. Also dope rhyme scheme Phroxen Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2013-01-14 18:40:37
RULE <CLASSICK> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion Rookie Champion Tag Team Champion	Fillerville here from both, winner needs to work on that content potency to take the final. 1/ Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2013-01-15 17:52:25
TalkSick <MFD.> Grand Champion Tag Team Champion	Multies and readability were a major factor in my vote. Fairs in. Goodluck gentleman Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2013-01-17 21:21:27
GOOD GRIEF <GS> Tag Team Champion	one... filler to the max. with decent punches thrown in.... the other an awkward opening, broken multis, poor execution where there were punches and no punch power to begin with. fv. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2013-01-18 19:12:56

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