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#13 06-26-2014, 05:06 PM

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Vs MusikalGX - 10/12/09

My FLOWS-MUNDANE so while he splutters smoke, I�m �BLOWING-FLAMES� but not MAKING-A-WISH. I make him raise his hands, recEIVING-QUESTIONS when I�m TEACHING-LESSONS, you�re WAITING-FOR-THIS; he say�s that he HITS-WEED but �WITH-TREES�, we don�t �SEE-HIS-PRESENCE� and he�ll prolly be BLAMING-THE-GRINCH (Presents)// I tell him what�s what like OR-DERING-A-SLAVE because see I know my future, an ORA-CLE-OF-FATE and I see he�s bruised when I KNOCK-INTO-HIS-FACE. I pass by HOMES-AND-CATS like WALK-ING-THROUGH-ESTATES while he possesses his OWN-FA�ADE, �bluffing�, say�s he is the �king� with guns but �isn�t HOLDING-JACK� so it�s imPOSS-IBLE-HE�S-STRAIGHT// My PROJECTION-IS-BEAST while this �prick� WOULDN�T-BE-GLANCED if we LOOKED-AT-HIS-PANTS and an ERECTION-IS-SEEN. I�m TYPING-WITH-PACE LIKE-IT�S-A-RACE so he tries to match, say�s he�s sniffing coke but wouldn�t have �WHITE-ON-HIS-FACE� with EXCELLENT-TEETH. He couldn�t climb high if he was OWNED-BY-MONKEYS and he pretends that �he goes blind� so I put HOLES-IN-SON�-SCREEN like he tried to proTECT-FROM-MY-HEAT (Sun Screen)// Guns? No I use deTOL-INSURING-HE�S-SCARRED because he�s a �GERM-AN�-SHIT� so his friends HEARD�-HE�S-PICKED VERSE-MY-SCRIPS and were like HALT-ZE-F�HRER-IST-HARD (German shit). I put fear in BOY�S-GLANCE so he tries to �AVOID-CHANCE� and wants ALL-COMMUNITY-CARDS. No Wild West but we have a SHOOT-OUT as I make you put your �HOOD-DOWN� like MALL-SECURITY-GUARDS// Dick riders? He�s exPOSED-SUCKING-�EM-OFF while I �BLOW-UP-ON-THE-SPOT� like when AFGHAN-AMATURES-BEGIN-TO-TRAIN. You got �weak ass text�, so I atTACK-AND-CHALLENGE-WITH-THE-INCA-REIGN (Weak Aztecs). Why conTINUE-SHOWING that you rhyme�s STINK-IS-CHOKING? Now we have more �WINDOWS-OPEN� than ADVENT-CALENDARS-ON-CHIRSTMAS-DAY// Wouldn�t be �touching ice� if we SEE-HIM-ON-THE-RINK being BEAT-BY-HOCKEY-STICKS. NEAT-REWARDS-AND-THINGS SEEN-UPON-THE-WIN but kid wouldn�t �get a prize in� if HE-WAS-RODNEY-KING (Get uprising)// Thinks his DAD-MIGHT-RUN-ON-HIM, spent his SAD-LIFE-HUNTING-IT but CAN�T-FIND-NOURISHMENT like AFRICAN-INSECTS. To picture him; iMAGINE-A-PRINCESS stuck behind men like he an ACCIDENT-IN-SEX. PreTENDING-FUCKING-HOES, GUESS-HIS-COVER�S-BLOWN like it�s FLATULENCE-IN-BED// You WOULDN�T-FIND a dame �e on WITH-THE-OMEN-DUDE (Damien). I�m fast asleep catching zs, DOING-FINE and THIS-IS-SNORING-TOO. Many secrets that he CHOOSE�-TO-HIDE but when I �reMOVE-HIS-SPINE� IT�S-AN-OPEN-BOOK// Like England in world cup, I knock these AMRICANS-OUT. His crew is filled with bitches like it�s Sven Goran ERIKSSON�S-HOUSE without the SLEEZE-AND-SEX while this guy�s rule violations EXCEED-THE-LENGTH of a PELICAN�S-MOUTH. I chill on the PRESIDENT�S-COUCH; REGAN�S G, and you think �I owe you�? So I show him �A&E� like he�s forGETTING-HIS-VOWELS (I O U)//

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Vs Ohs - 14/12/09

I�m NEW-AS-SHIT but you still COULDN�T-WIN with a HUNDRED-PERCENT-EDGED. No crew to HOP-ON-YOUR-BACK? He�s �independent�? Well then i have �courier� STOPPED-IN-HIS-TRACKS like he was FUCKING-WITH-FED-EX. DEATH�S-SEEN-AND-FEARED? Well �someone�s getting killed�, LETSBEEF�S-IN-TEARS as it DOESEN�T-ACCEPT-DEATH// I FORGOT-YOU�RE-LIKE-EIGHT, SO-KID are you ALLOWED-OUT-TO-FIGHT or are you pronounced-GROUNDED-TONIGHT? This guy couldn�t be �SURROUNDED-BY-WHITE�, if he was NOT-TO-ESCAPE-SNOW-INS. I�m �finishing this fruit�, TOUCHING-HIS-CORE so here�s a �twist�, he says he �lives on the streets but DOESEN�T-WANT-MORE�, OLIVER-AINT-SHOWING. That�s enough, HE�S-LEAVING-IT-THERE because otherwise i�d put DC �IN-THE-AIR like STALLING-IN-SKATEBOARDING// GATS-PUMPING-LEAD? MAN�S-CUT-INSTEAD, you�re on the road to veteran? I SMASK-UP-AHEAD so the ENTRY-IS-BLOCKED. Like medical breakthroughs, DEATH-BEING-DROPPED as like a marriage proposal, he DROPS-TO-KNEES because this man �isn�t jack� but he�s DEFIN�TLY-LOST, so I open him up when I GOT-THE-KEYS therefore i GUESS-HE-IS-LOCKE// Death wants to come and TAKE-ME-TO-HELL? Well i�ll WRECK-SOMETHING-TONIGHT and like I target HTML I�ve LEFT-NOTHING-IN-SITE. Like a fish he's always caught on the net, THEN-GUT-WITH-THE-KNIFE, SENSING-THESE-PEOPLE-ARE-USERS INJECTING-WITH-NEEDLES-TO-CHOOSE-A guy like him, i mean not even 'RESIDENT-EVIL-PRODCERS' would envision DEATH-COMING-TO-LIFE//

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Vs PurFekShun - 16/12/09

I�ve just joined the site, you�re ALREADY-ON-ME and like THIERRY-HENRY; You�re a BASTARD-WHO-FAKES-SCORING. He�s �always in charge�? Because his BATTERY�S-STAY-BROKEN and I hear MAN-IS-THE-GAME�HOLD-IT! THAT�S-TRIPLE-H-SLOGAN so he�s watching WWE, JACKING-HIS-FAVS-HOPING the other RAPPERS-MISTAKE-�JOKE-AS a legend in the ring, I�m LAUGHING-�CAUSE-THEY-KNOW-THAT FACT-IS-HIS-BRAIN�S-FROZEN. My SPIT-PREVAIL because I �flip more� than CHRISTIAN-BALE MASTERING-SKATEBOARDING// Your punches are NOTHING-TO-MINES and I mean the only time he�s FUCKING-WITH-NINES is being FLIRTATIOUS-WITH-KIDS. WORDS-AIMING-TO-STING with FLOW-FOREVER as my while verse just GOES-TOGETHER like disTURBED-FACES-WITH-GRINS. SHOWING-PATIENCE-WITH-WRITTENS as you KNOW-IM-WAITING-TO-GET-IT but it seems that his MOTIVATION-IS-MISSING, i mean not even Tim Donaghy�s heard PUR-CHASING-THE-WIN (Purchasing)// People �NAILING�-HIS-MAN-HUH? Maybe when AIMING-THE-HAMMERS. I come by and 'WRITE-A-SCENE', only thing 'LIGHT-ON-ME' is when I'm disPLAYING-THE-DRAMA. I make his insides �disappear�, MAGIC-BLOOD cause this man is on the �MAT-SO-MUCH�, you'd think he's PRAYING-TO-ALLAH//

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Vs -RED- - 18/01/10

His homeboys? He�s LOVING THEM? KIDS CUDDLING PEERS. My bars? FUCK WITH THEM AND TROUBLE IS HERE as my RAPS ARE AWARE while only time he�d put a BAT IN THE AIR is so MUSCLED MEN IN RUBBER APPEAR. Your delivery is AVE-RAGE, PRONOUNCED AS UNDER as I spread HAVOC AROUND LIKE BUTTER. His so called MADNESS IS DOWN THE GUTTERS and I aint LETTING IT FLY so I put M IN THE SKY as FAT KIDS SURROUND FOR BURGERS. IT IS TIME! THIS RHYMER WOULD LOSE IT and you wouldn�t make a scratch on records if KID IS GRINDING VYNALS N� CHOOSING to become a Mormon to get rid of, by using SEVEN WIVES, VAGINAL SECLUSION. It�s the first one to SEND THAT TAKES IT but I�m going to END THE RACE KID like FINISH LINES AND FINAL SOLUTIONS. Please inform us all OUT LOUD, AM I PRETTY? Pmed me saying that �he�ll wolf down my jizz and blow the HOUSE DOWN ON MY PIGGY�. Either way I decline, only fruit I�m GRABBIN�S AN APPLE while he�s not seen HAVANA BATTLE, and hes been DOWNTOWN IN VICE CITY. His CREW IS SO, filled with pussies, but he WOULDN�T KNOW, he RARLEY SEES IT. He needs to get something off his chest like an ELEPHANT�S SITTING ON IT; We�re AWARE HE�S CHEATING but now he must deCLARE HIS SECRETS, so many SKELETONS IN HIS CLOSET, this homo can BARLEY SQUEEZE IN. I got beef, I leave squares RED AND BLUE KID THEN I COOK IT, you�d think I LEFT TARTAN IN KITCHENS. I�m EM-BARKING ON MISSIONS, I�m just wakened, this prick stands up WITH AN ERECTION as our lines go in DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS, I THEN MARGINE HIS WRITTENS. There�s a lot of haters, I PISS OFF THEM ALL as he wishes he-could-cry when I re-move-Is, and now couldn�t KICK OFF AWAL, HEAD STARTING IN SWIMMING.

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Vs Odd God - 20/01/10

This �man will see (c)�, I �BREAK Os� WITH EIGHT and TAKE HOPE AWAY when I KILL THE CHURCH CREATIONS. Hes always left out, now this fruit ROTTEN AND DRIED as I put GOD IN THE SKY like BIBLE INTERPRETATIONS. Couldnt unLOAD TECHS ON MAGS if the tech is youre penis, and the MAG WAS PLAYBOY, get CASH AND SPRAY TOYS? Nah home economics is the only time you ROSE BREAD INFACT. Hes fucked up, you KNOW, INCEST AND THAT, you see god is his own father..........NO QUESTIONS ASKED! The title for #1 is VACANT SO I BEAT HIM OFF but chill out man, TAKE A DEEP BREATH, actually, how could you ever be RAISED TO BE BLESSED when your own PARENTS DONT BELIEVE IN GOD? Os A BEAST? Nah he couldnt SHOW HIS TEETH TAKING A PHOTO. Hes under me so my punch, you could SAY IT�S A LOW BLOW. Its over, the WHISTLE WILL BLOW SEE he aspires to be me, his INITIALS ARE O.G. the way he AIMS AT HIS OWN GOAL.

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Vs NiXWoN - 20/01/10

Veteran status is HANDED OUT HONOR�BLY, but you? LAUGH OUT LOUD, THOUGHT OF BEIN� out-respected by him when this MANS ANNOUNCED AWFULLY the WACKEST CLOWN ON LETSBEEF. This is something that you 90s KIDS WOULD GET; I bring NiX TO END like PARAMOUNT COMEDY. His TEXTING HAS GOT STRONG, well done, my �HAND IS OUT� but sudden shocker, I hear you�re cross DRESSING IN BROAD�S THONGS? That�s bad enough but he�s PAST IT NOW? Well the second his �TRACK SLIPPED OUT� the �exTENSIONS� WERE LONG GONE. NiX HARD? STRONG AS HIS TEXT? Then he�s LIGHT AS FUCK �ND LIKE A SURGEON i RIP HEARTS OFF OF YA CHEST. You see friends? PROVE IT MAN by getting this; no one is a HUGE NiX FAN and I�m inCLUDING THAT of RICHARD, MONICA�S EX.

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Vs N37 - 20/01/10

KOBE�S KNOWN WITH THE BALLS you must be SWAGGER JACKING AND IMAGINE this PHONEY�S GROWING UP TALL but Im jones jr. and he�s TONEY (GOING TO FALL). I don�t mean to tread on feet, but I BREAK YOU�RE STEEL TOES because seriously, this NOB�DY SHOWING US ALL that terrorist could walk STRAIGHT THROUGH HEATHROW and still WON�T BE NOTICED ATALL��HOODLUMS TRY AND START BEEF but YOU�RE RAPS ARE ERROR�S AT BEST so I PUT STRAPS ON TERRIORIST�S CHEST like MUSLIM HIERARCHY��Put this FUCK ON HIS KNEES when he STRUGGLES TO BREATH, the BROWN BAG SMOTHERS HARD. A? HE SMELLS�REALLY! as I show that A.T. L CLEARLY like OUTKAST�S COVER ART

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Vs Po A Fo - 17/02/10

Delusions of GRANDURE IS PROVING effective with his MANNERS OF LOSING. A man is the bank in which he TRIES TO DEPOSIT, I mean we�d be surprised if it wasn�t organISED IN THE CLOSET like when CHANDLER WAS SNOOPING// It�s hell �n degenerate, so i�m CERTAIN HELLEN IS HURT (hellen degenere' ate). I�m BIRTHED THEN HELL�D ERUPT and it�s a lost cause like I PREACH TO MORMANS so instead I just REMOVE ORGAN�S like SURGEONS HELPING IN CHURCH// I�m out of this world, EARTHLINGS RIPPED, IT�S CRUEL that I have undeSERVING BITCHES PULLED. Just stay PATIENT G, WAIT AND SEE him STRAIN TO BREATH but he�s embarrassed to TAKE A SEAT like NERVIOUS KIDS IN SCHOOL// RIPING CATS and make his girl HIT THE MAT LIKE IT�S HATTON�S HEAD. TYPE THE RAPS AND SEND I wrote a list of every MAN THAT HAS HEAT and like STANDARD RAP SCHEMES RHYME WAS AT THE END//

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Vs HVK - 26/02/10

amAZING STINGS, IT�S A BEE THAT BEATS YA, Awali, see he�s RAPING KIDS, FELONIES OF PREACHERS. Regarding my hits, only in you�re crew it�s MISSED IN FRONT OF YOU DAWG, KIDS RELUCTANT TO DROP and mimics deLAYS WITHIN PREGNANCY PROCEEDURES. I�ve CAME WITH ADVICE, JUST LEAVE UNHARMED cause In this battle, he�s beTRAYING HIS WIFE BY CHEATING HARD. His crew�s rap sheet�s so clean, ALL OF YOU HAVE DETERGENT? And like in a HOLLYWOOD PLASTIC SURGEON�S; you�re AWAITING THE KNIFE AND SEEING STARS. This NOVICE TWISTED, he lays on his back as I bang on his chest, he COUGHS UP LIQUID, passers-by think I�m SAVING HIS LIFE WITH CPR. I skipped praying, I just ate �um, I forGOT MANNERS, SO BLESS ME LORD. He checks if OXFAM HAS SOLD ANYMORE, if not he scopes SHOP BANNERS, SHOWN SPENDING MORE OF NANA�S OWN PENSION (WOAH!). You GOT HAMMERS PROTECTING SWORDS? Must be hallUCINATING THEM THINGS when I PUT HIS FACE ON THE RING like GODAFATHERS IN FETISH PORN. Shooting BLANKS YOU SEE, Jack PLANTS HIS SEED, KNOWING THEY GROW, but he can�t climb up and see gold, exPOSING THEY DON�T. You were HOPING TO KNOW; me and his mum chill in the trees, KID�S IN THE GOLDEN CARRIDGE to WITNESS UNFOLDING MAGIC; my FIST AND HIS DOME IN MARRIDGE, tie the knot when I SHOW �UM THE ROPES. You are terrible, I�m REGRETTABLEY HONOUST and while we are EDGING THE TOPIC, be truthful, where are the guns your ALLEGADLY STOCKING? SAID THAT HE�S POPPING AKs TO THE STARS but here, only time someone�s WAVING THEIR ARMS is the REFEREE STOPPAGE. Here�s my dePICTION OF HOW TO RAP; PENCIL DOWN, ENDING CLOWNS and don�t BITCH WHEN ANNOUNCED AS WACK. HE�S FADING AWAY as even EAST ASIANS WOULD SAY that I�m SICK WHEN DEVOURING CATS.

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Vs dmullz - 10/08/10

His sexuality? IT GOT LOST, Dmullz GRIPS LONG COCKS as they shoot-ah-nut, therefore, I�ll have his �crew-cut�-up, then �mull ate� with �mo� hawks�, yeah�he gets CLIPPED ON TOP� Don�t be FUCKING WITH EtHer as I�m a �THUNDEROUS� TEXTER who aims-now-to-bring �heat from above� then �reign-down-on-him� and leave him feeling UNDER THE WEATHER�His PUNCHING IS HOTTER? Nah He fits in with the crowd like JUMPING AT CONCERTS�He can�t even nearly-offend-me, but you mull�z�, I mean since the 90s did anyone hear-of-the-�end-Z� aside RUGBY AND CHONCORDS (NZ)� He�s on his back more than ceLEBRITY TEENS so the jab�s popping-his-jaw and then I throw a �cross-on-his-top� like a MEDICAL TEAM�.or the GENERAL LEE!

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Vs 1DollarShort - 10/08/10

EASY DUDE, don�t SQUEEZE AND SHOOT or blam-fuckers, pfft, it�s like letsbeef�s my grandmother, I�m sick, and it FEEDS ME SOUP� You AIMING-AT-EtH-RIGHT? Now he�s like �Everyones SHAKING THEIR HEADS�WHY?�, See he may battle-to-death and have the �itch for the top� but my concepts�ll have him �scratching-his-head� like a classick CASE OF SOME HEAD LICE�Poor fuck, only time he�d get out of the hood, is if he MOVES TO A CRACK DEN, and his real voice? Blatantly-wack, so you won�t see �Erb playing-with-tracks aside that episode of TWO AND A HALF MEN� LOOK AT HIS BARS; we know SOUP ISN�T HARD unless it�s a skin-that-grew-round, so yeah, with force I�ll �bring-his-hood-down� like mall secURITY GUARDS do to HOODLUMS AT LARGE!

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Vs -Sir - 14/08/10

He "comes up short" like I FRACTURES HIS KNEES so he's "eaten quicker" than an AFRICAN FEAST and now getting TRAPPED INBETWEEN the BACK OF MY TEETH where the CAVITIES BE! You don't KNOW "JACK ON THE TREES" but says he GROWS FABULOUS WEED, so I asked; 'How you PLANTING THE SEEDS?', he replied 'Seeds? NO....MAGICAL BEANS! Earned in a trade for my ANIMAL'S BEEF'! You don't HANDLE THE STEEL or shoot-clowns, hell, he "couldn't put his foot-down" like LOW GRAVITY FIELDS! Latley, your RAPPING IS WEAK so we're "less alike" than the boondock-kids as "you lack the motivation to produce-hot-shit" like you're LACKING THE SPEECH of a MANAGING TEAM! Couldn't put me in a "BAG ON THE STREETS" unless it's PRADA THAT'S SEEN CARRIED BY G! You "wouldn't see rock" on SAND AT THE BEACH and couldn't have the "flyest material" TRAVELING EAST with ALLADIN AND PEEPS!

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Vs John Dos - 01/09/10

FLIP TIME! The loss, you chose-to-�plan-it� by LEAVING BARS so that that �Saturn multie� you forced-to-rap-with will have you SEEING STARS! You made a �grave�-mistake and DUG IT DEEPER, sex moans, I think babes-that-ache, apparently for him it�s JUSTIN BIEBR! You think UnEtHiCaL�s NERVIOUS? Man the only �real� time you put holes in a MELON WAS CERTAIN to have a SEXUAL PURPOSE! Helarious; he�s SNAPPING A PIC pointing to a dude that�s BLACKER THAN SHIT and we all know he�s thinking �How GANGSTER IS THIS?�, hell in another-pic-he-takes he say�s he�s chilling with his DAD IN THE CRIB, but just looks like justin-timberlake�.MASSAGING HIS DICK!
PIC 1 = http://www.letsbeef.com/photoplog/index.php?n=14643
PIC 2 = http://www.letsbeef.com/photoplog/index.php?n=14198
Ok, now BACK TO THIS SHIT, although you�ve already RECEIVED THE L DUDE I�ll proCEED TO TELL YOU because you believe-you�ll-own-me; I�ll reveal that bitches never screaming-�Oh D� unless it�s cleaners in HEATH�S HOTEL ROOM! I cut out his core like I SHAVE PARTS OUT OF THIS FRUIT so TAKE THAT CLOWNING AND SCOOT! Everybody can-see-that-he�s-�stupid� so Rakim-should-redo-it to �AGE �CAN�T� COUNT IN THE BOOTH�! Check his multies, FORCING IS TOO GAY so I fold him up like CLOSING THE BOOK�S PAGE�! Ironically, an unlikely-feat that the more �lines-we-see� the LOWER WE PUT AGE! Like a bullied midget, he�s a LITTLE JOKE, so time for the FINISH BLOW; you got fresh shit in a gifted-way? Nope, your shit�s-so-played; your punches sounded the same as in your audio battle with AMBITIOUS FLOW! http://www.letsbeef.com/battle_detai...n=lb&id=479310 (Recycle DQ? Don't need it!)

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06-26-2014, 05:06 PM

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Vs MusikalGX - 10/12/09

My FLOWS-MUNDANE so while he splutters smoke, I�m �BLOWING-FLAMES� but not MAKING-A-WISH. I make him raise his hands, recEIVING-QUESTIONS when I�m TEACHING-LESSONS, you�re WAITING-FOR-THIS; he say�s that he HITS-WEED but �WITH-TREES�, we don�t �SEE-HIS-PRESENCE� and he�ll prolly be BLAMING-THE-GRINCH (Presents)// I tell him what�s what like OR-DERING-A-SLAVE because see I know my future, an ORA-CLE-OF-FATE and I see he�s bruised when I KNOCK-INTO-HIS-FACE. I pass by HOMES-AND-CATS like WALK-ING-THROUGH-ESTATES while he possesses his OWN-FA�ADE, �bluffing�, say�s he is the �king� with guns but �isn�t HOLDING-JACK� so it�s imPOSS-IBLE-HE�S-STRAIGHT// My PROJECTION-IS-BEAST while this �prick� WOULDN�T-BE-GLANCED if we LOOKED-AT-HIS-PANTS and an ERECTION-IS-SEEN. I�m TYPING-WITH-PACE LIKE-IT�S-A-RACE so he tries to match, say�s he�s sniffing coke but wouldn�t have �WHITE-ON-HIS-FACE� with EXCELLENT-TEETH. He couldn�t climb high if he was OWNED-BY-MONKEYS and he pretends that �he goes blind� so I put HOLES-IN-SON�-SCREEN like he tried to proTECT-FROM-MY-HEAT (Sun Screen)// Guns? No I use deTOL-INSURING-HE�S-SCARRED because he�s a �GERM-AN�-SHIT� so his friends HEARD�-HE�S-PICKED VERSE-MY-SCRIPS and were like HALT-ZE-F�HRER-IST-HARD (German shit). I put fear in BOY�S-GLANCE so he tries to �AVOID-CHANCE� and wants ALL-COMMUNITY-CARDS. No Wild West but we have a SHOOT-OUT as I make you put your �HOOD-DOWN� like MALL-SECURITY-GUARDS// Dick riders? He�s exPOSED-SUCKING-�EM-OFF while I �BLOW-UP-ON-THE-SPOT� like when AFGHAN-AMATURES-BEGIN-TO-TRAIN. You got �weak ass text�, so I atTACK-AND-CHALLENGE-WITH-THE-INCA-REIGN (Weak Aztecs). Why conTINUE-SHOWING that you rhyme�s STINK-IS-CHOKING? Now we have more �WINDOWS-OPEN� than ADVENT-CALENDARS-ON-CHIRSTMAS-DAY// Wouldn�t be �touching ice� if we SEE-HIM-ON-THE-RINK being BEAT-BY-HOCKEY-STICKS. NEAT-REWARDS-AND-THINGS SEEN-UPON-THE-WIN but kid wouldn�t �get a prize in� if HE-WAS-RODNEY-KING (Get uprising)// Thinks his DAD-MIGHT-RUN-ON-HIM, spent his SAD-LIFE-HUNTING-IT but CAN�T-FIND-NOURISHMENT like AFRICAN-INSECTS. To picture him; iMAGINE-A-PRINCESS stuck behind men like he an ACCIDENT-IN-SEX. PreTENDING-FUCKING-HOES, GUESS-HIS-COVER�S-BLOWN like it�s FLATULENCE-IN-BED// You WOULDN�T-FIND a dame �e on WITH-THE-OMEN-DUDE (Damien). I�m fast asleep catching zs, DOING-FINE and THIS-IS-SNORING-TOO. Many secrets that he CHOOSE�-TO-HIDE but when I �reMOVE-HIS-SPINE� IT�S-AN-OPEN-BOOK// Like England in world cup, I knock these AMRICANS-OUT. His crew is filled with bitches like it�s Sven Goran ERIKSSON�S-HOUSE without the SLEEZE-AND-SEX while this guy�s rule violations EXCEED-THE-LENGTH of a PELICAN�S-MOUTH. I chill on the PRESIDENT�S-COUCH; REGAN�S G, and you think �I owe you�? So I show him �A&E� like he�s forGETTING-HIS-VOWELS (I O U)//

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Vs Ohs - 14/12/09

I�m NEW-AS-SHIT but you still COULDN�T-WIN with a HUNDRED-PERCENT-EDGED. No crew to HOP-ON-YOUR-BACK? He�s �independent�? Well then i have �courier� STOPPED-IN-HIS-TRACKS like he was FUCKING-WITH-FED-EX. DEATH�S-SEEN-AND-FEARED? Well �someone�s getting killed�, LETSBEEF�S-IN-TEARS as it DOESEN�T-ACCEPT-DEATH// I FORGOT-YOU�RE-LIKE-EIGHT, SO-KID are you ALLOWED-OUT-TO-FIGHT or are you pronounced-GROUNDED-TONIGHT? This guy couldn�t be �SURROUNDED-BY-WHITE�, if he was NOT-TO-ESCAPE-SNOW-INS. I�m �finishing this fruit�, TOUCHING-HIS-CORE so here�s a �twist�, he says he �lives on the streets but DOESEN�T-WANT-MORE�, OLIVER-AINT-SHOWING. That�s enough, HE�S-LEAVING-IT-THERE because otherwise i�d put DC �IN-THE-AIR like STALLING-IN-SKATEBOARDING// GATS-PUMPING-LEAD? MAN�S-CUT-INSTEAD, you�re on the road to veteran? I SMASK-UP-AHEAD so the ENTRY-IS-BLOCKED. Like medical breakthroughs, DEATH-BEING-DROPPED as like a marriage proposal, he DROPS-TO-KNEES because this man �isn�t jack� but he�s DEFIN�TLY-LOST, so I open him up when I GOT-THE-KEYS therefore i GUESS-HE-IS-LOCKE// Death wants to come and TAKE-ME-TO-HELL? Well i�ll WRECK-SOMETHING-TONIGHT and like I target HTML I�ve LEFT-NOTHING-IN-SITE. Like a fish he's always caught on the net, THEN-GUT-WITH-THE-KNIFE, SENSING-THESE-PEOPLE-ARE-USERS INJECTING-WITH-NEEDLES-TO-CHOOSE-A guy like him, i mean not even 'RESIDENT-EVIL-PRODCERS' would envision DEATH-COMING-TO-LIFE//

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Vs PurFekShun - 16/12/09

I�ve just joined the site, you�re ALREADY-ON-ME and like THIERRY-HENRY; You�re a BASTARD-WHO-FAKES-SCORING. He�s �always in charge�? Because his BATTERY�S-STAY-BROKEN and I hear MAN-IS-THE-GAME�HOLD-IT! THAT�S-TRIPLE-H-SLOGAN so he�s watching WWE, JACKING-HIS-FAVS-HOPING the other RAPPERS-MISTAKE-�JOKE-AS a legend in the ring, I�m LAUGHING-�CAUSE-THEY-KNOW-THAT FACT-IS-HIS-BRAIN�S-FROZEN. My SPIT-PREVAIL because I �flip more� than CHRISTIAN-BALE MASTERING-SKATEBOARDING// Your punches are NOTHING-TO-MINES and I mean the only time he�s FUCKING-WITH-NINES is being FLIRTATIOUS-WITH-KIDS. WORDS-AIMING-TO-STING with FLOW-FOREVER as my while verse just GOES-TOGETHER like disTURBED-FACES-WITH-GRINS. SHOWING-PATIENCE-WITH-WRITTENS as you KNOW-IM-WAITING-TO-GET-IT but it seems that his MOTIVATION-IS-MISSING, i mean not even Tim Donaghy�s heard PUR-CHASING-THE-WIN (Purchasing)// People �NAILING�-HIS-MAN-HUH? Maybe when AIMING-THE-HAMMERS. I come by and 'WRITE-A-SCENE', only thing 'LIGHT-ON-ME' is when I'm disPLAYING-THE-DRAMA. I make his insides �disappear�, MAGIC-BLOOD cause this man is on the �MAT-SO-MUCH�, you'd think he's PRAYING-TO-ALLAH//

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Vs -RED- - 18/01/10

His homeboys? He�s LOVING THEM? KIDS CUDDLING PEERS. My bars? FUCK WITH THEM AND TROUBLE IS HERE as my RAPS ARE AWARE while only time he�d put a BAT IN THE AIR is so MUSCLED MEN IN RUBBER APPEAR. Your delivery is AVE-RAGE, PRONOUNCED AS UNDER as I spread HAVOC AROUND LIKE BUTTER. His so called MADNESS IS DOWN THE GUTTERS and I aint LETTING IT FLY so I put M IN THE SKY as FAT KIDS SURROUND FOR BURGERS. IT IS TIME! THIS RHYMER WOULD LOSE IT and you wouldn�t make a scratch on records if KID IS GRINDING VYNALS N� CHOOSING to become a Mormon to get rid of, by using SEVEN WIVES, VAGINAL SECLUSION. It�s the first one to SEND THAT TAKES IT but I�m going to END THE RACE KID like FINISH LINES AND FINAL SOLUTIONS. Please inform us all OUT LOUD, AM I PRETTY? Pmed me saying that �he�ll wolf down my jizz and blow the HOUSE DOWN ON MY PIGGY�. Either way I decline, only fruit I�m GRABBIN�S AN APPLE while he�s not seen HAVANA BATTLE, and hes been DOWNTOWN IN VICE CITY. His CREW IS SO, filled with pussies, but he WOULDN�T KNOW, he RARLEY SEES IT. He needs to get something off his chest like an ELEPHANT�S SITTING ON IT; We�re AWARE HE�S CHEATING but now he must deCLARE HIS SECRETS, so many SKELETONS IN HIS CLOSET, this homo can BARLEY SQUEEZE IN. I got beef, I leave squares RED AND BLUE KID THEN I COOK IT, you�d think I LEFT TARTAN IN KITCHENS. I�m EM-BARKING ON MISSIONS, I�m just wakened, this prick stands up WITH AN ERECTION as our lines go in DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS, I THEN MARGINE HIS WRITTENS. There�s a lot of haters, I PISS OFF THEM ALL as he wishes he-could-cry when I re-move-Is, and now couldn�t KICK OFF AWAL, HEAD STARTING IN SWIMMING.

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Vs Odd God - 20/01/10

This �man will see (c)�, I �BREAK Os� WITH EIGHT and TAKE HOPE AWAY when I KILL THE CHURCH CREATIONS. Hes always left out, now this fruit ROTTEN AND DRIED as I put GOD IN THE SKY like BIBLE INTERPRETATIONS. Couldnt unLOAD TECHS ON MAGS if the tech is youre penis, and the MAG WAS PLAYBOY, get CASH AND SPRAY TOYS? Nah home economics is the only time you ROSE BREAD INFACT. Hes fucked up, you KNOW, INCEST AND THAT, you see god is his own father..........NO QUESTIONS ASKED! The title for #1 is VACANT SO I BEAT HIM OFF but chill out man, TAKE A DEEP BREATH, actually, how could you ever be RAISED TO BE BLESSED when your own PARENTS DONT BELIEVE IN GOD? Os A BEAST? Nah he couldnt SHOW HIS TEETH TAKING A PHOTO. Hes under me so my punch, you could SAY IT�S A LOW BLOW. Its over, the WHISTLE WILL BLOW SEE he aspires to be me, his INITIALS ARE O.G. the way he AIMS AT HIS OWN GOAL.

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Vs NiXWoN - 20/01/10

Veteran status is HANDED OUT HONOR�BLY, but you? LAUGH OUT LOUD, THOUGHT OF BEIN� out-respected by him when this MANS ANNOUNCED AWFULLY the WACKEST CLOWN ON LETSBEEF. This is something that you 90s KIDS WOULD GET; I bring NiX TO END like PARAMOUNT COMEDY. His TEXTING HAS GOT STRONG, well done, my �HAND IS OUT� but sudden shocker, I hear you�re cross DRESSING IN BROAD�S THONGS? That�s bad enough but he�s PAST IT NOW? Well the second his �TRACK SLIPPED OUT� the �exTENSIONS� WERE LONG GONE. NiX HARD? STRONG AS HIS TEXT? Then he�s LIGHT AS FUCK �ND LIKE A SURGEON i RIP HEARTS OFF OF YA CHEST. You see friends? PROVE IT MAN by getting this; no one is a HUGE NiX FAN and I�m inCLUDING THAT of RICHARD, MONICA�S EX.

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Vs N37 - 20/01/10

KOBE�S KNOWN WITH THE BALLS you must be SWAGGER JACKING AND IMAGINE this PHONEY�S GROWING UP TALL but Im jones jr. and he�s TONEY (GOING TO FALL). I don�t mean to tread on feet, but I BREAK YOU�RE STEEL TOES because seriously, this NOB�DY SHOWING US ALL that terrorist could walk STRAIGHT THROUGH HEATHROW and still WON�T BE NOTICED ATALL��HOODLUMS TRY AND START BEEF but YOU�RE RAPS ARE ERROR�S AT BEST so I PUT STRAPS ON TERRIORIST�S CHEST like MUSLIM HIERARCHY��Put this FUCK ON HIS KNEES when he STRUGGLES TO BREATH, the BROWN BAG SMOTHERS HARD. A? HE SMELLS�REALLY! as I show that A.T. L CLEARLY like OUTKAST�S COVER ART

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Vs Po A Fo - 17/02/10

Delusions of GRANDURE IS PROVING effective with his MANNERS OF LOSING. A man is the bank in which he TRIES TO DEPOSIT, I mean we�d be surprised if it wasn�t organISED IN THE CLOSET like when CHANDLER WAS SNOOPING// It�s hell �n degenerate, so i�m CERTAIN HELLEN IS HURT (hellen degenere' ate). I�m BIRTHED THEN HELL�D ERUPT and it�s a lost cause like I PREACH TO MORMANS so instead I just REMOVE ORGAN�S like SURGEONS HELPING IN CHURCH// I�m out of this world, EARTHLINGS RIPPED, IT�S CRUEL that I have undeSERVING BITCHES PULLED. Just stay PATIENT G, WAIT AND SEE him STRAIN TO BREATH but he�s embarrassed to TAKE A SEAT like NERVIOUS KIDS IN SCHOOL// RIPING CATS and make his girl HIT THE MAT LIKE IT�S HATTON�S HEAD. TYPE THE RAPS AND SEND I wrote a list of every MAN THAT HAS HEAT and like STANDARD RAP SCHEMES RHYME WAS AT THE END//

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Vs HVK - 26/02/10

amAZING STINGS, IT�S A BEE THAT BEATS YA, Awali, see he�s RAPING KIDS, FELONIES OF PREACHERS. Regarding my hits, only in you�re crew it�s MISSED IN FRONT OF YOU DAWG, KIDS RELUCTANT TO DROP and mimics deLAYS WITHIN PREGNANCY PROCEEDURES. I�ve CAME WITH ADVICE, JUST LEAVE UNHARMED cause In this battle, he�s beTRAYING HIS WIFE BY CHEATING HARD. His crew�s rap sheet�s so clean, ALL OF YOU HAVE DETERGENT? And like in a HOLLYWOOD PLASTIC SURGEON�S; you�re AWAITING THE KNIFE AND SEEING STARS. This NOVICE TWISTED, he lays on his back as I bang on his chest, he COUGHS UP LIQUID, passers-by think I�m SAVING HIS LIFE WITH CPR. I skipped praying, I just ate �um, I forGOT MANNERS, SO BLESS ME LORD. He checks if OXFAM HAS SOLD ANYMORE, if not he scopes SHOP BANNERS, SHOWN SPENDING MORE OF NANA�S OWN PENSION (WOAH!). You GOT HAMMERS PROTECTING SWORDS? Must be hallUCINATING THEM THINGS when I PUT HIS FACE ON THE RING like GODAFATHERS IN FETISH PORN. Shooting BLANKS YOU SEE, Jack PLANTS HIS SEED, KNOWING THEY GROW, but he can�t climb up and see gold, exPOSING THEY DON�T. You were HOPING TO KNOW; me and his mum chill in the trees, KID�S IN THE GOLDEN CARRIDGE to WITNESS UNFOLDING MAGIC; my FIST AND HIS DOME IN MARRIDGE, tie the knot when I SHOW �UM THE ROPES. You are terrible, I�m REGRETTABLEY HONOUST and while we are EDGING THE TOPIC, be truthful, where are the guns your ALLEGADLY STOCKING? SAID THAT HE�S POPPING AKs TO THE STARS but here, only time someone�s WAVING THEIR ARMS is the REFEREE STOPPAGE. Here�s my dePICTION OF HOW TO RAP; PENCIL DOWN, ENDING CLOWNS and don�t BITCH WHEN ANNOUNCED AS WACK. HE�S FADING AWAY as even EAST ASIANS WOULD SAY that I�m SICK WHEN DEVOURING CATS.

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Vs dmullz - 10/08/10

His sexuality? IT GOT LOST, Dmullz GRIPS LONG COCKS as they shoot-ah-nut, therefore, I�ll have his �crew-cut�-up, then �mull ate� with �mo� hawks�, yeah�he gets CLIPPED ON TOP� Don�t be FUCKING WITH EtHer as I�m a �THUNDEROUS� TEXTER who aims-now-to-bring �heat from above� then �reign-down-on-him� and leave him feeling UNDER THE WEATHER�His PUNCHING IS HOTTER? Nah He fits in with the crowd like JUMPING AT CONCERTS�He can�t even nearly-offend-me, but you mull�z�, I mean since the 90s did anyone hear-of-the-�end-Z� aside RUGBY AND CHONCORDS (NZ)� He�s on his back more than ceLEBRITY TEENS so the jab�s popping-his-jaw and then I throw a �cross-on-his-top� like a MEDICAL TEAM�.or the GENERAL LEE!

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Vs 1DollarShort - 10/08/10

EASY DUDE, don�t SQUEEZE AND SHOOT or blam-fuckers, pfft, it�s like letsbeef�s my grandmother, I�m sick, and it FEEDS ME SOUP� You AIMING-AT-EtH-RIGHT? Now he�s like �Everyones SHAKING THEIR HEADS�WHY?�, See he may battle-to-death and have the �itch for the top� but my concepts�ll have him �scratching-his-head� like a classick CASE OF SOME HEAD LICE�Poor fuck, only time he�d get out of the hood, is if he MOVES TO A CRACK DEN, and his real voice? Blatantly-wack, so you won�t see �Erb playing-with-tracks aside that episode of TWO AND A HALF MEN� LOOK AT HIS BARS; we know SOUP ISN�T HARD unless it�s a skin-that-grew-round, so yeah, with force I�ll �bring-his-hood-down� like mall secURITY GUARDS do to HOODLUMS AT LARGE!

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Vs -Sir - 14/08/10

He "comes up short" like I FRACTURES HIS KNEES so he's "eaten quicker" than an AFRICAN FEAST and now getting TRAPPED INBETWEEN the BACK OF MY TEETH where the CAVITIES BE! You don't KNOW "JACK ON THE TREES" but says he GROWS FABULOUS WEED, so I asked; 'How you PLANTING THE SEEDS?', he replied 'Seeds? NO....MAGICAL BEANS! Earned in a trade for my ANIMAL'S BEEF'! You don't HANDLE THE STEEL or shoot-clowns, hell, he "couldn't put his foot-down" like LOW GRAVITY FIELDS! Latley, your RAPPING IS WEAK so we're "less alike" than the boondock-kids as "you lack the motivation to produce-hot-shit" like you're LACKING THE SPEECH of a MANAGING TEAM! Couldn't put me in a "BAG ON THE STREETS" unless it's PRADA THAT'S SEEN CARRIED BY G! You "wouldn't see rock" on SAND AT THE BEACH and couldn't have the "flyest material" TRAVELING EAST with ALLADIN AND PEEPS!

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Vs John Dos - 01/09/10

FLIP TIME! The loss, you chose-to-�plan-it� by LEAVING BARS so that that �Saturn multie� you forced-to-rap-with will have you SEEING STARS! You made a �grave�-mistake and DUG IT DEEPER, sex moans, I think babes-that-ache, apparently for him it�s JUSTIN BIEBR! You think UnEtHiCaL�s NERVIOUS? Man the only �real� time you put holes in a MELON WAS CERTAIN to have a SEXUAL PURPOSE! Helarious; he�s SNAPPING A PIC pointing to a dude that�s BLACKER THAN SHIT and we all know he�s thinking �How GANGSTER IS THIS?�, hell in another-pic-he-takes he say�s he�s chilling with his DAD IN THE CRIB, but just looks like justin-timberlake�.MASSAGING HIS DICK!
PIC 1 = http://www.letsbeef.com/photoplog/index.php?n=14643
PIC 2 = http://www.letsbeef.com/photoplog/index.php?n=14198
Ok, now BACK TO THIS SHIT, although you�ve already RECEIVED THE L DUDE I�ll proCEED TO TELL YOU because you believe-you�ll-own-me; I�ll reveal that bitches never screaming-�Oh D� unless it�s cleaners in HEATH�S HOTEL ROOM! I cut out his core like I SHAVE PARTS OUT OF THIS FRUIT so TAKE THAT CLOWNING AND SCOOT! Everybody can-see-that-he�s-�stupid� so Rakim-should-redo-it to �AGE �CAN�T� COUNT IN THE BOOTH�! Check his multies, FORCING IS TOO GAY so I fold him up like CLOSING THE BOOK�S PAGE�! Ironically, an unlikely-feat that the more �lines-we-see� the LOWER WE PUT AGE! Like a bullied midget, he�s a LITTLE JOKE, so time for the FINISH BLOW; you got fresh shit in a gifted-way? Nope, your shit�s-so-played; your punches sounded the same as in your audio battle with AMBITIOUS FLOW! http://www.letsbeef.com/battle_detai...n=lb&id=479310 (Recycle DQ? Don't need it!)

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06-26-2014, 05:06 PM	#13
Hubert Cumberdale Guest Voted: 0 audio / 0 text Posts: n/a Mentioned: Post(s) Tagged: Thread(s)	-------------------- Vs MusikalGX - 10/12/09 My FLOWS-MUNDANE so while he splutters smoke, I�m �BLOWING-FLAMES� but not MAKING-A-WISH. I make him raise his hands, recEIVING-QUESTIONS when I�m TEACHING-LESSONS, you�re WAITING-FOR-THIS; he say�s that he HITS-WEED but �WITH-TREES�, we don�t �SEE-HIS-PRESENCE� and he�ll prolly be BLAMING-THE-GRINCH (Presents)// I tell him what�s what like OR-DERING-A-SLAVE because see I know my future, an ORA-CLE-OF-FATE and I see he�s bruised when I KNOCK-INTO-HIS-FACE. I pass by HOMES-AND-CATS like WALK-ING-THROUGH-ESTATES while he possesses his OWN-FA�ADE, �bluffing�, say�s he is the �king� with guns but �isn�t HOLDING-JACK� so it�s imPOSS-IBLE-HE�S-STRAIGHT// My PROJECTION-IS-BEAST while this �prick� WOULDN�T-BE-GLANCED if we LOOKED-AT-HIS-PANTS and an ERECTION-IS-SEEN. I�m TYPING-WITH-PACE LIKE-IT�S-A-RACE so he tries to match, say�s he�s sniffing coke but wouldn�t have �WHITE-ON-HIS-FACE� with EXCELLENT-TEETH. He couldn�t climb high if he was OWNED-BY-MONKEYS and he pretends that �he goes blind� so I put HOLES-IN-SON�-SCREEN like he tried to proTECT-FROM-MY-HEAT (Sun Screen)// Guns? No I use deTOL-INSURING-HE�S-SCARRED because he�s a �GERM-AN�-SHIT� so his friends HEARD�-HE�S-PICKED VERSE-MY-SCRIPS and were like HALT-ZE-F�HRER-IST-HARD (German shit). I put fear in BOY�S-GLANCE so he tries to �AVOID-CHANCE� and wants ALL-COMMUNITY-CARDS. No Wild West but we have a SHOOT-OUT as I make you put your �HOOD-DOWN� like MALL-SECURITY-GUARDS// Dick riders? He�s exPOSED-SUCKING-�EM-OFF while I �BLOW-UP-ON-THE-SPOT� like when AFGHAN-AMATURES-BEGIN-TO-TRAIN. You got �weak ass text�, so I atTACK-AND-CHALLENGE-WITH-THE-INCA-REIGN (Weak Aztecs). Why conTINUE-SHOWING that you rhyme�s STINK-IS-CHOKING? Now we have more �WINDOWS-OPEN� than ADVENT-CALENDARS-ON-CHIRSTMAS-DAY// Wouldn�t be �touching ice� if we SEE-HIM-ON-THE-RINK being BEAT-BY-HOCKEY-STICKS. NEAT-REWARDS-AND-THINGS SEEN-UPON-THE-WIN but kid wouldn�t �get a prize in� if HE-WAS-RODNEY-KING (Get uprising)// Thinks his DAD-MIGHT-RUN-ON-HIM, spent his SAD-LIFE-HUNTING-IT but CAN�T-FIND-NOURISHMENT like AFRICAN-INSECTS. To picture him; iMAGINE-A-PRINCESS stuck behind men like he an ACCIDENT-IN-SEX. PreTENDING-FUCKING-HOES, GUESS-HIS-COVER�S-BLOWN like it�s FLATULENCE-IN-BED// You WOULDN�T-FIND a dame �e on WITH-THE-OMEN-DUDE (Damien). I�m fast asleep catching zs, DOING-FINE and THIS-IS-SNORING-TOO. Many secrets that he CHOOSE�-TO-HIDE but when I �reMOVE-HIS-SPINE� IT�S-AN-OPEN-BOOK// Like England in world cup, I knock these AMRICANS-OUT. His crew is filled with bitches like it�s Sven Goran ERIKSSON�S-HOUSE without the SLEEZE-AND-SEX while this guy�s rule violations EXCEED-THE-LENGTH of a PELICAN�S-MOUTH. I chill on the PRESIDENT�S-COUCH; REGAN�S G, and you think �I owe you�? So I show him �A&E� like he�s forGETTING-HIS-VOWELS (I O U)// -------------------- Vs Ohs - 14/12/09 I�m NEW-AS-SHIT but you still COULDN�T-WIN with a HUNDRED-PERCENT-EDGED. No crew to HOP-ON-YOUR-BACK? He�s �independent�? Well then i have �courier� STOPPED-IN-HIS-TRACKS like he was FUCKING-WITH-FED-EX. DEATH�S-SEEN-AND-FEARED? Well �someone�s getting killed�, LETSBEEF�S-IN-TEARS as it DOESEN�T-ACCEPT-DEATH// I FORGOT-YOU�RE-LIKE-EIGHT, SO-KID are you ALLOWED-OUT-TO-FIGHT or are you pronounced-GROUNDED-TONIGHT? This guy couldn�t be �SURROUNDED-BY-WHITE�, if he was NOT-TO-ESCAPE-SNOW-INS. I�m �finishing this fruit�, TOUCHING-HIS-CORE so here�s a �twist�, he says he �lives on the streets but DOESEN�T-WANT-MORE�, OLIVER-AINT-SHOWING. That�s enough, HE�S-LEAVING-IT-THERE because otherwise i�d put DC �IN-THE-AIR like STALLING-IN-SKATEBOARDING// GATS-PUMPING-LEAD? MAN�S-CUT-INSTEAD, you�re on the road to veteran? I SMASK-UP-AHEAD so the ENTRY-IS-BLOCKED. Like medical breakthroughs, DEATH-BEING-DROPPED as like a marriage proposal, he DROPS-TO-KNEES because this man �isn�t jack� but he�s DEFIN�TLY-LOST, so I open him up when I GOT-THE-KEYS therefore i GUESS-HE-IS-LOCKE// Death wants to come and TAKE-ME-TO-HELL? Well i�ll WRECK-SOMETHING-TONIGHT and like I target HTML I�ve LEFT-NOTHING-IN-SITE. Like a fish he's always caught on the net, THEN-GUT-WITH-THE-KNIFE, SENSING-THESE-PEOPLE-ARE-USERS INJECTING-WITH-NEEDLES-TO-CHOOSE-A guy like him, i mean not even 'RESIDENT-EVIL-PRODCERS' would envision DEATH-COMING-TO-LIFE// -------------------- Vs PurFekShun - 16/12/09 I�ve just joined the site, you�re ALREADY-ON-ME and like THIERRY-HENRY; You�re a BASTARD-WHO-FAKES-SCORING. He�s �always in charge�? Because his BATTERY�S-STAY-BROKEN and I hear MAN-IS-THE-GAME�HOLD-IT! THAT�S-TRIPLE-H-SLOGAN so he�s watching WWE, JACKING-HIS-FAVS-HOPING the other RAPPERS-MISTAKE-�JOKE-AS a legend in the ring, I�m LAUGHING-�CAUSE-THEY-KNOW-THAT FACT-IS-HIS-BRAIN�S-FROZEN. My SPIT-PREVAIL because I �flip more� than CHRISTIAN-BALE MASTERING-SKATEBOARDING// Your punches are NOTHING-TO-MINES and I mean the only time he�s FUCKING-WITH-NINES is being FLIRTATIOUS-WITH-KIDS. WORDS-AIMING-TO-STING with FLOW-FOREVER as my while verse just GOES-TOGETHER like disTURBED-FACES-WITH-GRINS. SHOWING-PATIENCE-WITH-WRITTENS as you KNOW-IM-WAITING-TO-GET-IT but it seems that his MOTIVATION-IS-MISSING, i mean not even Tim Donaghy�s heard PUR-CHASING-THE-WIN (Purchasing)// People �NAILING�-HIS-MAN-HUH? Maybe when AIMING-THE-HAMMERS. I come by and 'WRITE-A-SCENE', only thing 'LIGHT-ON-ME' is when I'm disPLAYING-THE-DRAMA. I make his insides �disappear�, MAGIC-BLOOD cause this man is on the �MAT-SO-MUCH�, you'd think he's PRAYING-TO-ALLAH// -------------------- Vs -RED- - 18/01/10 His homeboys? He�s LOVING THEM? KIDS CUDDLING PEERS. My bars? FUCK WITH THEM AND TROUBLE IS HERE as my RAPS ARE AWARE while only time he�d put a BAT IN THE AIR is so MUSCLED MEN IN RUBBER APPEAR. Your delivery is AVE-RAGE, PRONOUNCED AS UNDER as I spread HAVOC AROUND LIKE BUTTER. His so called MADNESS IS DOWN THE GUTTERS and I aint LETTING IT FLY so I put M IN THE SKY as FAT KIDS SURROUND FOR BURGERS. IT IS TIME! THIS RHYMER WOULD LOSE IT and you wouldn�t make a scratch on records if KID IS GRINDING VYNALS N� CHOOSING to become a Mormon to get rid of, by using SEVEN WIVES, VAGINAL SECLUSION. It�s the first one to SEND THAT TAKES IT but I�m going to END THE RACE KID like FINISH LINES AND FINAL SOLUTIONS. Please inform us all OUT LOUD, AM I PRETTY? Pmed me saying that �he�ll wolf down my jizz and blow the HOUSE DOWN ON MY PIGGY�. Either way I decline, only fruit I�m GRABBIN�S AN APPLE while he�s not seen HAVANA BATTLE, and hes been DOWNTOWN IN VICE CITY. His CREW IS SO, filled with pussies, but he WOULDN�T KNOW, he RARLEY SEES IT. He needs to get something off his chest like an ELEPHANT�S SITTING ON IT; We�re AWARE HE�S CHEATING but now he must deCLARE HIS SECRETS, so many SKELETONS IN HIS CLOSET, this homo can BARLEY SQUEEZE IN. I got beef, I leave squares RED AND BLUE KID THEN I COOK IT, you�d think I LEFT TARTAN IN KITCHENS. I�m EM-BARKING ON MISSIONS, I�m just wakened, this prick stands up WITH AN ERECTION as our lines go in DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS, I THEN MARGINE HIS WRITTENS. There�s a lot of haters, I PISS OFF THEM ALL as he wishes he-could-cry when I re-move-Is, and now couldn�t KICK OFF AWAL, HEAD STARTING IN SWIMMING. -------------------- Vs Odd God - 20/01/10 This �man will see (c)�, I �BREAK Os� WITH EIGHT and TAKE HOPE AWAY when I KILL THE CHURCH CREATIONS. Hes always left out, now this fruit ROTTEN AND DRIED as I put GOD IN THE SKY like BIBLE INTERPRETATIONS. Couldnt unLOAD TECHS ON MAGS if the tech is youre penis, and the MAG WAS PLAYBOY, get CASH AND SPRAY TOYS? Nah home economics is the only time you ROSE BREAD INFACT. Hes fucked up, you KNOW, INCEST AND THAT, you see god is his own father..........NO QUESTIONS ASKED! The title for #1 is VACANT SO I BEAT HIM OFF but chill out man, TAKE A DEEP BREATH, actually, how could you ever be RAISED TO BE BLESSED when your own PARENTS DONT BELIEVE IN GOD? Os A BEAST? Nah he couldnt SHOW HIS TEETH TAKING A PHOTO. Hes under me so my punch, you could SAY IT�S A LOW BLOW. Its over, the WHISTLE WILL BLOW SEE he aspires to be me, his INITIALS ARE O.G. the way he AIMS AT HIS OWN GOAL. -------------------- Vs NiXWoN - 20/01/10 Veteran status is HANDED OUT HONOR�BLY, but you? LAUGH OUT LOUD, THOUGHT OF BEIN� out-respected by him when this MANS ANNOUNCED AWFULLY the WACKEST CLOWN ON LETSBEEF. This is something that you 90s KIDS WOULD GET; I bring NiX TO END like PARAMOUNT COMEDY. His TEXTING HAS GOT STRONG, well done, my �HAND IS OUT� but sudden shocker, I hear you�re cross DRESSING IN BROAD�S THONGS? That�s bad enough but he�s PAST IT NOW? Well the second his �TRACK SLIPPED OUT� the �exTENSIONS� WERE LONG GONE. NiX HARD? STRONG AS HIS TEXT? Then he�s LIGHT AS FUCK �ND LIKE A SURGEON i RIP HEARTS OFF OF YA CHEST. You see friends? PROVE IT MAN by getting this; no one is a HUGE NiX FAN and I�m inCLUDING THAT of RICHARD, MONICA�S EX. -------------------- Vs N37 - 20/01/10 KOBE�S KNOWN WITH THE BALLS you must be SWAGGER JACKING AND IMAGINE this PHONEY�S GROWING UP TALL but Im jones jr. and he�s TONEY (GOING TO FALL). I don�t mean to tread on feet, but I BREAK YOU�RE STEEL TOES because seriously, this NOB�DY SHOWING US ALL that terrorist could walk STRAIGHT THROUGH HEATHROW and still WON�T BE NOTICED ATALL��HOODLUMS TRY AND START BEEF but YOU�RE RAPS ARE ERROR�S AT BEST so I PUT STRAPS ON TERRIORIST�S CHEST like MUSLIM HIERARCHY��Put this FUCK ON HIS KNEES when he STRUGGLES TO BREATH, the BROWN BAG SMOTHERS HARD. A? HE SMELLS�REALLY! as I show that A.T. L CLEARLY like OUTKAST�S COVER ART -------------------- Vs Po A Fo - 17/02/10 Delusions of GRANDURE IS PROVING effective with his MANNERS OF LOSING. A man is the bank in which he TRIES TO DEPOSIT, I mean we�d be surprised if it wasn�t organISED IN THE CLOSET like when CHANDLER WAS SNOOPING// It�s hell �n degenerate, so i�m CERTAIN HELLEN IS HURT (hellen degenere' ate). I�m BIRTHED THEN HELL�D ERUPT and it�s a lost cause like I PREACH TO MORMANS so instead I just REMOVE ORGAN�S like SURGEONS HELPING IN CHURCH// I�m out of this world, EARTHLINGS RIPPED, IT�S CRUEL that I have undeSERVING BITCHES PULLED. Just stay PATIENT G, WAIT AND SEE him STRAIN TO BREATH but he�s embarrassed to TAKE A SEAT like NERVIOUS KIDS IN SCHOOL// RIPING CATS and make his girl HIT THE MAT LIKE IT�S HATTON�S HEAD. TYPE THE RAPS AND SEND I wrote a list of every MAN THAT HAS HEAT and like STANDARD RAP SCHEMES RHYME WAS AT THE END// -------------------- Vs HVK - 26/02/10 amAZING STINGS, IT�S A BEE THAT BEATS YA, Awali, see he�s RAPING KIDS, FELONIES OF PREACHERS. Regarding my hits, only in you�re crew it�s MISSED IN FRONT OF YOU DAWG, KIDS RELUCTANT TO DROP and mimics deLAYS WITHIN PREGNANCY PROCEEDURES. I�ve CAME WITH ADVICE, JUST LEAVE UNHARMED cause In this battle, he�s beTRAYING HIS WIFE BY CHEATING HARD. His crew�s rap sheet�s so clean, ALL OF YOU HAVE DETERGENT? And like in a HOLLYWOOD PLASTIC SURGEON�S; you�re AWAITING THE KNIFE AND SEEING STARS. This NOVICE TWISTED, he lays on his back as I bang on his chest, he COUGHS UP LIQUID, passers-by think I�m SAVING HIS LIFE WITH CPR. I skipped praying, I just ate �um, I forGOT MANNERS, SO BLESS ME LORD. He checks if OXFAM HAS SOLD ANYMORE, if not he scopes SHOP BANNERS, SHOWN SPENDING MORE OF NANA�S OWN PENSION (WOAH!). You GOT HAMMERS PROTECTING SWORDS? Must be hallUCINATING THEM THINGS when I PUT HIS FACE ON THE RING like GODAFATHERS IN FETISH PORN. Shooting BLANKS YOU SEE, Jack PLANTS HIS SEED, KNOWING THEY GROW, but he can�t climb up and see gold, exPOSING THEY DON�T. You were HOPING TO KNOW; me and his mum chill in the trees, KID�S IN THE GOLDEN CARRIDGE to WITNESS UNFOLDING MAGIC; my FIST AND HIS DOME IN MARRIDGE, tie the knot when I SHOW �UM THE ROPES. You are terrible, I�m REGRETTABLEY HONOUST and while we are EDGING THE TOPIC, be truthful, where are the guns your ALLEGADLY STOCKING? SAID THAT HE�S POPPING AKs TO THE STARS but here, only time someone�s WAVING THEIR ARMS is the REFEREE STOPPAGE. Here�s my dePICTION OF HOW TO RAP; PENCIL DOWN, ENDING CLOWNS and don�t BITCH WHEN ANNOUNCED AS WACK. HE�S FADING AWAY as even EAST ASIANS WOULD SAY that I�m SICK WHEN DEVOURING CATS. -------------------- Vs dmullz - 10/08/10 His sexuality? IT GOT LOST, Dmullz GRIPS LONG COCKS as they shoot-ah-nut, therefore, I�ll have his �crew-cut�-up, then �mull ate� with �mo� hawks�, yeah�he gets CLIPPED ON TOP� Don�t be FUCKING WITH EtHer as I�m a �THUNDEROUS� TEXTER who aims-now-to-bring �heat from above� then �reign-down-on-him� and leave him feeling UNDER THE WEATHER�His PUNCHING IS HOTTER? Nah He fits in with the crowd like JUMPING AT CONCERTS�He can�t even nearly-offend-me, but you mull�z�, I mean since the 90s did anyone hear-of-the-�end-Z� aside RUGBY AND CHONCORDS (NZ)� He�s on his back more than ceLEBRITY TEENS so the jab�s popping-his-jaw and then I throw a �cross-on-his-top� like a MEDICAL TEAM�.or the GENERAL LEE! -------------------- Vs 1DollarShort - 10/08/10 EASY DUDE, don�t SQUEEZE AND SHOOT or blam-fuckers, pfft, it�s like letsbeef�s my grandmother, I�m sick, and it FEEDS ME SOUP� You AIMING-AT-EtH-RIGHT? Now he�s like �Everyones SHAKING THEIR HEADS�WHY?�, See he may battle-to-death and have the �itch for the top� but my concepts�ll have him �scratching-his-head� like a classick CASE OF SOME HEAD LICE�Poor fuck, only time he�d get out of the hood, is if he MOVES TO A CRACK DEN, and his real voice? Blatantly-wack, so you won�t see �Erb playing-with-tracks aside that episode of TWO AND A HALF MEN� LOOK AT HIS BARS; we know SOUP ISN�T HARD unless it�s a skin-that-grew-round, so yeah, with force I�ll �bring-his-hood-down� like mall secURITY GUARDS do to HOODLUMS AT LARGE! -------------------- Vs -Sir - 14/08/10 He "comes up short" like I FRACTURES HIS KNEES so he's "eaten quicker" than an AFRICAN FEAST and now getting TRAPPED INBETWEEN the BACK OF MY TEETH where the CAVITIES BE! You don't KNOW "JACK ON THE TREES" but says he GROWS FABULOUS WEED, so I asked; 'How you PLANTING THE SEEDS?', he replied 'Seeds? NO....MAGICAL BEANS! Earned in a trade for my ANIMAL'S BEEF'! You don't HANDLE THE STEEL or shoot-clowns, hell, he "couldn't put his foot-down" like LOW GRAVITY FIELDS! Latley, your RAPPING IS WEAK so we're "less alike" than the boondock-kids as "you lack the motivation to produce-hot-shit" like you're LACKING THE SPEECH of a MANAGING TEAM! Couldn't put me in a "BAG ON THE STREETS" unless it's PRADA THAT'S SEEN CARRIED BY G! You "wouldn't see rock" on SAND AT THE BEACH and couldn't have the "flyest material" TRAVELING EAST with ALLADIN AND PEEPS! -------------------- Vs John Dos - 01/09/10 FLIP TIME! The loss, you chose-to-�plan-it� by LEAVING BARS so that that �Saturn multie� you forced-to-rap-with will have you SEEING STARS! You made a �grave�-mistake and DUG IT DEEPER, sex moans, I think babes-that-ache, apparently for him it�s JUSTIN BIEBR! You think UnEtHiCaL�s NERVIOUS? Man the only �real� time you put holes in a MELON WAS CERTAIN to have a SEXUAL PURPOSE! Helarious; he�s SNAPPING A PIC pointing to a dude that�s BLACKER THAN SHIT and we all know he�s thinking �How GANGSTER IS THIS?�, hell in another-pic-he-takes he say�s he�s chilling with his DAD IN THE CRIB, but just looks like justin-timberlake�.MASSAGING HIS DICK! PIC 1 = http://www.letsbeef.com/photoplog/index.php?n=14643 PIC 2 = http://www.letsbeef.com/photoplog/index.php?n=14198 Ok, now BACK TO THIS SHIT, although you�ve already RECEIVED THE L DUDE I�ll proCEED TO TELL YOU because you believe-you�ll-own-me; I�ll reveal that bitches never screaming-�Oh D� unless it�s cleaners in HEATH�S HOTEL ROOM! I cut out his core like I SHAVE PARTS OUT OF THIS FRUIT so TAKE THAT CLOWNING AND SCOOT! Everybody can-see-that-he�s-�stupid� so Rakim-should-redo-it to �AGE �CAN�T� COUNT IN THE BOOTH�! Check his multies, FORCING IS TOO GAY so I fold him up like CLOSING THE BOOK�S PAGE�! Ironically, an unlikely-feat that the more �lines-we-see� the LOWER WE PUT AGE! Like a bullied midget, he�s a LITTLE JOKE, so time for the FINISH BLOW; you got fresh shit in a gifted-way? Nope, your shit�s-so-played; your punches sounded the same as in your audio battle with AMBITIOUS FLOW! http://www.letsbeef.com/battle_detai...n=lb&id=479310 (Recycle DQ? Don't need it!) -------------------- Last edited by Hubert Cumberdale; 06-26-2014 at 05:43 PM.