TeQuila Moccinbird
...*Fliccs Off The Light, Plops On The Couch Eating Popcorn Waitinq For The Previews to End And The Horror Flicc To beqin*... -FuCc This Movie. It Aint Even Scary Anymore. Wheres That Pokemon Series? *Looks Around* MaCc Gives a Fucc about Your 'Moderator Status' Cuz the 'Fact Remains' 'BYTCH YOU LAME!!' (Harsh?) So When Tha 'Grip Meets Palm' and i 'CLICC TO AIM' Hopefully My 'MY WRIST WILL SPRAIN' as i Make this 'Putrid Lame' FREEZE! Like the 'Depressing Image' In His 'CHILDHOOD PICTURE FRAME!'(Ole Ugly Ass! Lol) What? You Thought 'YOUR WRITS WERE FLAME' Just Cuz You're The 'Little Hero' Of Every 'NOOB BYTCH I'VE MAIMED??' Psssh. Please! When Tha 'Chamber' Of 'MY SMIFFEN CLANGS' Jay Will 'Sucumb' To 'FITS OF PAIN' and 'Brain Matter' will 'Rain Splatter' All Over 'THE TITS OF DAMES!'(Groupies?) And The 'Amount Of Blood Loss' Will 'Certainly Cause' the Color Of 'THIS TRICCS LIPS TO CHANGE!!'(Damn!!) Den 'I'll Reload!' And then Like 'Fast-Forwarding Movies' My 'CLIPS'LL CHANGE' Cuz Not Only is 'Jason a Failed Artist' He's Also a 'Retarded N.B.A. Gaurd'(yes!) but 'My Brawd' Says Its Cute 'BCOZ HE DRIBBLES STRANGE!!'(slobbinq?) but Now 'JASON' is On tha 'RECIEVING END OF A FLAGRANT!' and When Elbows 'BECOME ADJACENT/A JASON' to Tha 'CENTER POINT OF HIS FACE SKIN' i'll 'BREAK CHINS'(Pow!!) and He'll be 'PLACED IN A CRATE INNA VACANT BASEMENT!!' So When Tha World Needs a New 'Masked Monster' To Fear 'MACC DADDY WILL BE HIS REPLACEMENT!!'(Boo!) Yes I'll 'Commit his Murder' On Friday the 13! He'll Die From 'RANDOM AX HACCS' creating a Bloody 'GASH IN HIS BACC FAT' then i'll 'REACH IN HIS BACCPACC' (Put On My OJ Glove) and Push Tha 'TRIGGER OF THAT BLACC GAT BACC' and Turn his 'New Era Cap' Into a 'SUE ELLEN SNAPBACC!!'(Sheesh!!) So FACE IT JASON! i Know You'll Prolly Catch 'Writers Blocc' at 'BOUT HALF A BAR!' So we wont 'Be Suprised' When 'He Realize' that these 'Real Lines' That 'I've Comprised' Have 'DENOUNCED THE LIES THAT YOU WILL EVER BE A LEGEND LIKE THAT CLOWN YOU'VE SUPPLIED AS YOUR AVATAR!!' #BarsFromORDINARYPeople?? ...Maybe He Wont Reply, Maybe He Will. Just Dont EVER Call Me 'INADEQUATE Again' Tha Name Is MaCc Daddy So Nevamind Who You Thought i Was.... Produced and Narrated by: -MaCcâ„¢