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"Weekend at HandJobs II....... A day spent hanging wit a dead "celebrity""



HandJob Alias	mudd	Looney Shroomz ~Ambidextrous Assassin Agency~	TAKTIK909 Bazooka Slayers	HandWrapz	LyricalSpit

HandJob Alias

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HandJob Balmy down in west palm beach under a palm-tree wit a syringe in my tooth waiting calmy for Corpsey Montieth to embalm me// Embalming complete; retreat back to the economy suite; slip quick in to a pair of modern fit jeans ,which obviously provide my, Mista Miyagi like-chi; Wonderin where Corpseys wanting to eat; indeed overwhelmed wit a  sense he’s followin me; and then like a zombie in heat he solemnly starts throttling me arguin right on the street how all are choices and honor are startin to bleed so dominantly//Honest to God-SOn,i acknowledge that problem, cant even  ch-jews where I wanna get a waffle or omelet from// Economic toppling topped wit hollow-cost dollars turn two once opulent protestants into two prominent Nazi-men, challenging any confident populist opposing communists to modern-cocky glocksmanship; but be cognizant of consequent consequence of a cocked mod'd-wes resting oddly posthumous inside you like antioxidants; better call the gyno-entemologist cause this incompetent pussy-cockroach just been annihilated, snotty bitch.//Final stop be the two physcotic Nazis side-armed wit a revolver a piece popped into Gottfried’s demanding all of the Lox and Latkes’, babka, falafels, corned beef and pastrami, half-pound of fuckin salami and one Powerball lottery oh and tell your mommies and poppies exactly who martyred this robbery!!  Improbable to all but probably obvious to this Clyde and Bonnie Monarchy we properly won the lottery! Catch you in the hotter than fire-breathe pit along either side of Amy Winey, Heath Princess Diana and OD Miley contritely standing next to Keenan Ivory and each one of the brothers Isley and anyone who dare try me!  "Look up Marlon, Say Cheese!"

mudd

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smoked some weed n went to sleep, thus begins a dream
I've successfully try'd suicide, took my stupid life n end'd things
not a bit bitter-sweet, just sweet...i remember feel'n free
and apparently i'm hang'n w/  kung fu's david carradine
all puns intend'd... befriend'd by a spliff he hand'd me
we manage to speak inbetween inhale'n some trees
Brittney murphy sexy crawls in on her hands n feet
stuff'd her clam w/ meat till i made her genitalia bleed
my stamina's beast, bust'd a hundred nuts impale'n her V
dap'd dave n bail'd on the scene, the scene shifts at will
i realize nothing depict'd is real, but its as vivid as it feels
so i slide to Hawaii's beaches, with lisa left eye n aaliyah
rock'd aaliyah's boat, show'd left eye the light, she's just lisa
why stop there? i got princess Diana act'n bimbo in a limo
Whitney Houston in a Jacuzzi get'n twat punch'd like kimbo
trampled anna Nicole and Maryland Monroe and then 'woke...i need new sheets

Looney Shroomz

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Let me tell you BOUT MY DAY WITH A CELEBRITY
Corridors echoing emotionally like a silent killing orchestrated symphony on the terms of dismembering entirely families, 
blood curdling screams heard in the next room sounded like a tortured soul being overturned grotesquely pulled inside out intentionally, 
no gloves starts cursing and murmuring about the herds of people he dissected surgically, 
he turns to me and gets the chainsaw started early, like who the fuck are you I'm Shroomz is that you Freddy? 
Tosses me a 50 cal revolver and yells disperse G, 
s fucking G riding around til we come across a sermon at a cemetery, 
start eviscerating poofters and jam em all into the coffin that we didn't even bury, 
got bored so I hired Jason to fight it out amusement at the time but they don't cross me because I'm scary

TAKTIK909

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man i have awoken from a terrible dream/dog let me just say,this shit was awkward from the very beginning/ i was out crushing with some females-u-know popping them seams/then all of a sudden there were zombies all over me/i know i know, how could shit turn so fast/one minute am getting rub down the next am screaming and throwing jabs/fck thats one of the scariest dreams i ever had/am saying am forever sad/waking up with blue balls/thats like waking up screaming for great jehoshaphat (RELIEF)/One bowl is all it took/hitting this peace pipe/hard hit to my bones/the high impacted my chromosomes/never would've figured,never would've known/how many more zombies they are vs. clones/ill lead the way but first let me fist this microphone/am screaming revolution like a pancho in a desert storm,once upon a time in mexico/revolver to the hip/while ill never miss, a kiss is just a kiss i don't want you and all 5 of your lil kids!
my rhymes are direct like one shot kills/its all skill/yeah am the real thrill/reviving all these dead celebs then throwing them back in a land fill/
Dead men tell no Tales/it must have been something they've known/watching out for what blooms from there decaying corpse, a red rose/pressed against the lips of marilyn monroe, she touched a microphone/made a kennedy explode/i bet he wished that she would've vetoed him along time ago/now he's tagged at the toe/with brain grey matter splattered all over the limos door/ top down/not even popes are so bold/chilling with dead celebs can be a virtue of humility at least thats what am told...

HandWrapz

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Check the flow..
Yo if I pull out my LYRICAL LLAMA,
Niggas know its a "FABOLOUS" collaboration WITH "DRAMA"
In other words "THERE IS NO COMPETITION" 
u little bitches can go grab your BABY MOMMA"
Borrow her prettiest dress,and still couldn't look good for YOUR AUDITION!
U stupid its easy to tell niggas really trying hard for this TRYOUT!
These niggas Tryna FORCE SELL "bars" 
U woulda thought it was a LIQOUR STORE BUYOUT!
Sales pitch is up!!these niggas know I'm CLEARLY The NICEST,
we aint buying the BS u selling,like I revoked your SALE LICENSE!!
these niggas is sweet "PURELY" "SATURATED",
your comparing fucking bunch of class clowns,"LOONEY" "ANIMATED"
To a SCOOL of HARDKNOCK "TRULY" GRADUATED".
NEGLIGENCE only Serves as my EVIDENCE,
I am CERTAINLY "OVERLY" "UNDERATED!!

LyricalSpit

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I got fire thatll melt your boots
rhymes that will shake your brain
punchlines to blur your vision
so you should stay in your lane.
None of you can fucks wit me 
im on a level that youve never seen
im keen on rippin rappers 
dope rhymes turn you to a fien.
Spit your best bar or best verse
what you got?
There can only be one legend
and I already filled the slot.
I aint even worried cuz I know you cant hack it
you should take the mic home get a pen
and just practice, the only fact is im dirty
like used dishes, recipe for disaster and ill meet you in the kitchen

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Cypher started: October 9^th 2013 at 06:59

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exwhyzee <Dead Poets Society>	This was extra dope fam. My favorite part was the Mista Miyagi part. Towards the end, you started to fall off though. But the beginning and middle was super dope. Like i said before, would love to hear your flow on a beat, you obviously know your way away multies and the like. Vocab was crisp. Easy dime. Loved the story progressing, but again, towards the end was where you fell off, when I read it, it had a Tyler The Creator steez to it. Other than that though, this was really dope. Posted on: 2013-10-09 20:58:17
HandJob Alias	means alot cannon. thanks for the honesty on all fronts....you got a beat in mind that would suit my flow? Posted on: 2013-10-09 21:17:11
Evit Cartta	This reminds me of a more talented wordplay version of Necro. Super dope and on point. I have appreciated everything you've dropped so far Alias. Posted on: 2013-10-11 05:20:26
HandJob Alias	Evit man i appreciate that...regardless if feedback is all applause or harshly criticall, to know someone took time conceptualize your art, means alot...goes for you too Lawd...much obliged fellas Posted on: 2013-10-11 08:41:37
HandJob Alias	lawd, just listen to tyler thecreator for the first time just now and its a bit weird that he thinks and flows exactly the same as i do...not comparin myself to him but ive always been my own sorta style and now im a little bummed ha Posted on: 2013-10-11 23:31:57
HandJob Alias	hahahaha i need new sheets hahaha muddmann nice Posted on: 2013-10-21 16:13:44
NoT	Haha love reading hanjobs shit its west as fuck and hes nice wid it Posted on: 2013-10-23 16:10:36
HandWrapz	Wrong place sorry fellas, I was reason here not postin here. Posted on: 2013-10-29 11:55:34
HandWrapz	My sincere apologies.. Posted on: 2013-10-29 12:05:22
Looney Shroomz <~Ambidextrous Assassin Agency~>	I liked the flow of all ya guys shit man, best line of the cypher was Handy J A's, "challenging any confident populist opposing communists to modern-cocky glocksmanship; but be cognizant of consequent consequence of a cocked mod'd-wes resting oddly posthumous inside you like antioxidants;" Rated: 8 Posted on: 2013-11-03 05:31:18
K I L L M I K E S	gs Rated: 8 Posted on: 2014-03-17 17:22:20

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