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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 16 Lines

Esso (71%) WINNER

LBT Legend
Concept Champion
Tag Team Champion

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Jersey, Jersey

COFFIN DODGER (29%)

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Reppin: Bristol, England, United Kingdom

Esso

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On the upswing for a minute, He was SO CLOSE..AND THEN? He fell off without a parachute, so FOLKS DON'T PRETEND like he still 'doctor evil schemes', improvement was ALMOST A TREND then this dude with 'Agin' Powers' 'lost his MOJO AGAIN'! Now, Let The OLD JOKES BEGIN! If he come off da chain, swingin..It's back and FORTH ON HIS PORCH SEAT, but he's got this whole thing with tuckin the glock piece like this DORK'S GONNA SCORCH HEAT, We don't link this fucker ta homis like his TAURUS OR TORCH SPEAKS, This 'old English dumpin for bodies'? Nah, he just 'POOR; IN HIS FORTIES'! His bars TORTUROUS, CORNY and WEAKER THAN FUCK, ain't got a prayer with any reply unless JESUS IN TOUCH he keeps tryna 'grease the greats' like what hes SPEAKIN IS TOUGH but keeps 'getting stuck in the grill' cuz he isn't SEASONED ENOUGH'! He'll be 'drinkin when my turn's done', feeling 'BEAT TO THE PUNCH', Ill have em 'stop blowin that hot air' without 'HEATERS THAT BUST' at his PEOPLE AN SUCH but still a 'couple caps'll split his boys'..both KNEES TO THE NUTS, that's '2 hits in a tough spot'..Im Derek 'JETER ISH CLUTCH'!! And when this old HERB ROUND DA CLUB? He can't stand the music blastin, so when what he HEARD LOUD AS FUCK he'll 'mute his hearing aid' and really 'TURN DOWN FOR, “WHAT??'!

COFFIN DODGER

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out of date 'austin powers' concept ? yup i'm CERTAIN ITS TRUE , i aint no 'robo chick' who is FLIRTIN WITH YOU , i will rip off your 'goldmember' and start HURTING THIS DUDE , cos when he says 'straps to the chest' ? it's cos he just a 'mini-me' 'VERSION OF BLEU !!' - and old jokes ? me in a PORCH SEAT ? naa , call '911' cos only thing swinging was my balls when i fucked ya gal in my 'PORSCHE' SEAT ! damn she got a big pussy , them lips ? curled back like i was watching a HORSE EAT !! lol think ya WHORES SWEET ? i hear she 'jerked off the local police ' and said she had the whole FORCE 'BEAT' ! and yea i'm old n english , but i will show BRITS ARE RUDE , i was making sure CLITS WERE BRUISED before you were born, see  i was an '80's G.O.A.T' when this 'kid' was still sucking a 'nanny's' TITS FOR FOOD !! lmao @age jokes .. i just laughed so hard that ....awww SHIT ...I'VE POO'D !! nurse !! ( 10 minutes later ) ..ok ..see esso's not just 'garbage' - THIS BROTHER WAS BORN TRASH ! lbt ? lol its like He scared of losing His ' one moNthly blue title' like someone broke in & DISCOVERED HIS 'PORN STASH' !! - & yea i strain to listen when da CHEERING FADES .. i mite need HEARING AIDS .. but i will get 'charlie sheene to 'fuck ya ears' ...so esso's got 'HEARING ''AIDS''

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Battle started: January 5^th 2016 at 01:53
Challenger joined: January 5^th 2016 at 02:00

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2016-01-05 02:00:24).

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Esso LBT Legend Concept Champion Tag Team Champion	xpo- Coffin Dodger is old. #dieinvein thats that lethal shit... Comment Only Posted on: 2016-01-04 22:29:48
DESSA <MAGA>	Nope. None of yall voted yet ... Voted: Esso / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2016-01-04 22:43:34
ILLoKWENT <DGAF> Hall Of Famer LBT Legend Concept Champion	#dr.kevorKEY'n Comment Only Posted on: 2016-01-04 23:05:56
Manhattan <LoD> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion Scheme Champion Concept Champion Tag Team Champion	LETHAL DOSEZ! Comment Only Posted on: 2016-01-05 12:44:29
DESSA <MAGA>	Esso .. My nigga bruh, just be flowing thru out. Coffin: own swagg. Made respect. Both could of took it some of the bars from esso was so smooth i read it again for fun . coffin . it was ah nice read but it wasnt clicking with me . the punch effects wasnt there . fc in fellas Voted: Esso / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2016-01-05 18:43:06
Xercius <ANBU>	Ones flow was hella smooth will admit some of the angles u took were a bit played others not so much... But your longer builds before the punch helped give your punches more flair in this instance...The execution was decent as well.... To the other your flow was iffy in areas.. I liked the comedy u brought but I feel what hindered your verse the most was how wordy u got in parts..Any who got a winner the fairs in.. Voted: Esso / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2016-01-05 23:11:01
wrdlyfe Exclusive Member	gb Voted: Esso / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2016-01-06 22:18:15
eminemsumo113vreal	He good shit Voted: Esso / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2016-01-07 17:26:30


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