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Length: 16 Lines

Óðinn (85%) WINNER

The Peoples Champ
Topical Champion
Tag Team Champion

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: THE GOAT

Reppin: Ireland

COFFIN DODGER (15%)

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Bristol, England, United Kingdom

Óðinn

This BLOKE DREAMED A PROCEDURE that could SMOKE SCREEN DA ARENA w/ "mirrors, to cut dopeness" but those "shaky shots" a JOKE, THEMED W/ A SEIZURE how the consistency of your flow "stumbles, sloppy" like FOLK LEANED ON TEQUILA 'cause you "keep forgetting the placement of your lines" like a COKE FIEND W/ AMNESIA!! Claims he's EVIL, THAT'S ABSURD. Says he robs PEOPLE,  IT'S A PERK to let the EAGLE GO BERSERK but he only "banging hammers: in court" coz he's "Just".........LEGAL W/ THE WORK!! I keep the "straps clipped, wherever i'm going" like CAUTIOUS DRIVERS an when they get "thrown up" you'll "see sick, floating around" like NAUSEOUS DIVERS!! Fuck handling cash, i got the CHROME STREETED CURRENCY that'll have you feeling like hot STONES SEATED NARROWLY on your back but It's no "pamper session" when i "put the fire down" it'll have HOLMES HEATED THOROUGHLY!! Dudes bars looking "flushed: down here, flooding w/ old shit" like a SEEPING SEWER SQUIRTIN'. So all this talk of "Slicing the pussy up"? How? We're all SEEING YOU'RE VIRGIN 40+  "blood, wouldn't make a solid cut" as a BLEEDING HEWER WORKIN' i mean, he couldn't "see a pussy in the flesh" if he where PEEPING THROUGH 'HER CURTAINS'!!  #Bars

COFFIN DODGER

ok , his gals called 'marj' cos she 'spreads' those THIGHS LIKE 'BUTTER' , but this GUYS NO LOVER cos he premature - a 'lil fuel leaks out' when he TRIES TO FUCK HER !! so about time i took 'fuel to a cold place' w/o being an ICE ROAD TRUCKER ! now , i aint SCORNIN YA BATTLE SKILLS , but this 'kid n guns ?' please , only see's a 'macc' when mom's BOUGHT HIM A HAPPY MEAL , and he so stupid he thinks his irish ancestors were BORN IN A 'PADDY FIELD' !! - and GOD YA SO BORING ! should change that 'S' symbol to a 'Z' cos ya GOT US ALL SNORING ! fuck it , kill this cunt n have his 'funeral at noon' - hows that for a TOP OFF THE MOURNING/MORNING ? fuck , will 'rip ya jeans/genes ' apart like i BUSTED A LOUD FART ! dumb fuck , daddy said 'go to kilkenny' so he tried to find a BUS IN TO SOUTH PARK ! then he got all excited and his THING WAS SWEATY and he'd never BEEN SO MERRY ! the reason ? pappy said after that pop in to the 'RING OF KERRY !' - eww lol - you one of them 'swiss army pricks ??? cos this DICKS A TOOL ! see the THING WITH FUEL ?  yeah he a DIMWIT FOOL who never done a THING AT SCHOOL who THINKS ITS COOL that while i 'spit' all he BRINGS IS DROOL ...but see , he never liked rap anyway , he wanted to be an 'irish rock giant' like 'FINN MacCOOL' !

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Battle started: October 20^th 2015 at 20:46
Challenger joined: October 21^st 2015 at 00:10

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2015-10-21 00:10:37).

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50 Óðinn <....> The Peoples Champ Topical Champion Tag Team Champion	[Hewer: a person who cuts wood, stone, or other materials] LBT battle. #FuckWitIt!! Posted on: 2015-10-20 16:51:19

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COFFIN DODGER	EXPO !!! marj/spread/butter ya should get // ice road truckers deliver fuel n stuff // 'paddy' is slang term for an irish person // he has the superman 'S' as his avatar / noon is 'top of the morning' , which is a stereotypical irish greeting lol // kilkenny ( KILL KENNY ) is a famous town in ireland // ring of kerry is a popular tourist spot and a famous landmark // and finn MacCOOL was the irish giant in the giants causeway legend ( it's made of rocks ) hence irish rock giant . gb n gl fuel .. Comment Only Posted on: 2015-10-20 20:17:19
DESSA <MAGA>	This BLOKE DREAMED A PROCEDURE that could SMOKE SCREEN DA ARENA w/ "mirrors, to cut dopeness" but those "shaky shots" a JOKE, THEMED W/ A SEIZURE how the consistency of your flow "stumbles, sloppy" like FOLK LEANED ON TEQUILA 'cause you "keep forgetting the placement of your lines" like a COKE FIEND W/ AMNESIA!! .. that was a set up. Voted: Óðinn / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-10-20 20:38:48
DESSA <MAGA>	ok , his gals called 'marj' cos she 'spreads' those THIGHS LIKE 'BUTTER' , but this GUYS NO LOVER cos he premature - a 'lil fuel leaks out' when he TRIES TO FUCK HER !! so about time i took 'fuel to a cold place' w/o being an ICE ROAD TRUCKER ! Voted: Óðinn / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-10-20 20:39:36
DESSA <MAGA>	Both start falling off but one was a little more based wit a powerful set up. Them two lanes was the best in the battle to me . It wasn't a walk over but one was out classed Fv in Voted: Óðinn / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-10-20 20:42:02
《11:11》 <GetRight> Exclusive Member	LMMFAO Thiz Battle Waz Great!! Both Had Me Crackin Up!!! I Read It Three Timez For A Proper Breakdown...One Stayed More Consistent On Their Verse Wit Punchez Tha Other Waz Consistent Too But Fell Slightly Short Towards Tha Middle Of Hiz Verse...None Tha Less I Feel He Hit With More Personals And That Gave Him Tha Slight Edge On Thiz Battle...Both Emceez Threw Dope Punchez Though...So Thiz Can Go Either Way...Anyhow FV Iz Dropped...' High 9's' #Respect & Please Return Some Fairs On My Opens Playaz!!! Voted: Óðinn / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-10-20 23:29:15
Shodan <FireNation> One Bar Champion The Fire Lord	Both had excessive wording and execution difficulties. My winner had the better punchlines, despite his lackluster rhyming. Many concepts here were played or uninteresting. My loser had some laugh-out-loud shit. For the most part, though, he had poor rhyming and bad delivery. This battle was readable, but nothing here was memorable. High-High. Fair's in. Voted: Óðinn / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-10-20 23:38:25
bars-of-legend <GetRight> Exclusive Member	nice battle.. could have been better. but i think the winner got it with wordplay. loser had glimpes of really elevated thinking in terms of his schemes and how he managed to put it all together coercively. winner, again, was just a bit more raw and hit a bit harder. fv Voted: Óðinn / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-10-21 11:07:32
Esso LBT Legend Concept Champion Tag Team Champion	This was close. One had ups and downs with concepts and rhymes but was overall more creative and had a better structured verse. The other was funny as always but the verse reads kinda choppy which kinda takes away any momentum that gets built up from a good joke. Good shit fellas. Voted: Óðinn / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-10-21 19:18:55
Sykotiqs	This was a pretty good battle, one had some really funny shit as usual, but the other outdid him with some nasty punches. Fv, no hate. Voted: Óðinn / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-10-21 21:44:40
Azazel Aasis Live Battler	Good Battle, Here my Winner had Better Punchlines and Delivery. Loser was Good as well but he Fell off at some moment and delivery at some moments were slacking up. FV Voted: Óðinn / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-10-22 01:26:51
Skilly Pistolz	Real shit. I found this battle to be mad entertaining, both guys went straight to work, few stand out punchlines here and there. i'm scoring this close af. winner slightly edged for me. fairs in. GB. vote concealed. Voted: Óðinn / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-10-22 20:37:28
Xercius <ANBU>	Throwing high 7's..both had lines that I was digging..also to me wording wasn't an issue from either imo...I guess certain people read things different any who...I thought one had better set ups to the actual punch...The other I see has been elevating a ton props to that really...but I got a winner... Voted: Óðinn / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-10-22 21:12:19


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