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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 16 Lines

Looksemoh (35%)

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Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Tannersville, Pennsylvania, United States

ice-9 (65%) WINNER

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Reppin: Dominica, Dominica, Dominica

Looksemoh

[bad bars] I’m like a ‘clumsy candy store owner,” the way I’m dropping bars ON HIM! It’s like ‘dropping an explosive device from the sky,’ the way I’ll BOMB HIM! You think you’re a genius, but you’re just a SKILLED FART-BRAIN! The only time you ‘took a mark out’ was when you KILLED MARK TWAIN! They say he’s a good voter, but I say that’s A LIE! The only time you ever ‘dropped a fair,’ a carnival fell from THE SKY! (it’s over). But real talk: you’re A NICE GUY. Slow it down!!! I said: “you’re AN ‘ICE ‘GUY!  But it’s like he’s created an unrealistic fantasy world, because ICE AIN’T COLD! It’s like he found an expensive metal substance and swallowed it, the way ICE ATE GOLD!  Slow it down!!! I said: “ice-8 gold,” that means my metal took your NUMBER DOWN! Call me “Homeskool-9,” that means I ‘have your NUMBER NOW!’ (pause). But it’s multi time! I’ll EAT YOUR SPINE with GREEN GORE PRIMED like in IGOR’S MIND or EEYORE’S SHRINE! You NEED MORE TIME to CLEAN YOUR BITE from the SPEED DOOR CRIME and BREED YOUR LIMES! You FIEND FOR FIND! I can READ YOUR MIND! You just FREEZE YOUR RHYMES like a MEAN, POOR MIME!! (whoaaaa!). I'll 'chop ice up' like an ICE MACHINE! Friendly robot: that's a NICE MACHINE!

ice-9

When he first got here, I thought I'd lend a hand cos that BRO COOL/ Help so that he'd win tuh (winter) show sum of (summer) his bars have 'spring' – NO FALL/ But do you think you can do it by yourself? You don't KNOW FOOL/ Because when you take 'me' out he will only be left with “HO SKOOL”!/ I'm “Ice”! But I bring “fire”! That's just how you make “ARSON COOL”!/ My guns firing will make you think I'm a “pirate” when you hear my ARSENAL (Arrghs 'n' all)!/ Homie's the type to be nut BUSTING AT DUDES/ I don't have a punch here, I JUST THINK THAT'S TRUE!/ He's having problems with his sex life! At least that's what his girl was INTIMATING/ Because she said that when it comes to you she isn't INTO MATING!/ And I was talking with his parents, they're embarrassed with the rhymes HE SPITS!/ In fact they've now started “hiding the son” – no solar ECLIPSE!/ Think you can trust H? Well maybe once or twice but by the FIFTH HE SNITCHES!/ So he won't be napping at the aquarium when I leave him sleeping WITH THE FISHES!/ So you'd better move fast if you want to yell abuse AT THIS LOSER/ Because once this ends he'll leave LB! That's right, Skool's out! No ALICE COOPER!
~~~E-Z~~~

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Battle started: August 26^th 2015 at 18:53
Challenger joined: August 26^th 2015 at 18:59

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2015-08-26 18:59:15).

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ice-9	In case it's not clear, this was a bad bars battle! Vote the most whack please! Comment Only Posted on: 2015-08-26 15:03:02
Looksemoh Live Battler	Expo: A candy store is a place where you go to buy candy. Comment Only Posted on: 2015-08-26 15:13:56
TruWurdZ Basic Member	wow both were deadly here but the humor behind ones punches were cracking me up lol gud drop ya'll vote back. Voted: Looksemoh / ice-9 Posted on: 2015-08-26 16:16:45
TonYSopRano Basic Member	FV IS IN Voted: Looksemoh / ice-9 Posted on: 2015-08-26 19:35:47
MaCc Da G0D <APECS>	This Was a Weird Battle. hard to Judge So I'll Go On Creativity and Delivery. Fairs in!! Voted: Looksemoh / ice-9 Posted on: 2015-08-26 21:12:28
Scientific	LOOOOOOOOL excellent battle. The 'wordplay' by both made me laugh. Slow it down bar & Arsenal bar Voted: Looksemoh / ice-9 Posted on: 2015-08-27 11:00:33
Scientific	everyone vote 10-10 :-) battle of the month lol Voted: Looksemoh / ice-9 Posted on: 2015-08-27 11:01:05
Bongo Bear	The "eat your spine" multis were on point but ice hit harder. Voted: Looksemoh / ice-9 Posted on: 2015-08-27 18:46:32
Rascal303 Basic Member	Voted: Looksemoh / ice-9 Posted on: 2015-08-27 23:13:35
Mizz Ammo	Fv harder punches from my winner and clear structure Voted: Looksemoh / ice-9 Posted on: 2015-08-28 01:04:23
Shodan <FireNation> One Bar Champion The Fire Lord	Both had some amazingly awful bars, but one didn't need to expo his bad shit and was funnier. Near-landslide. Fair's in. Voted: Looksemoh / ice-9 Posted on: 2015-08-28 01:40:30
Rolsrois Basic Member	both were alright, had weak spots and forced punches like the bar with the 4 seasons, what took the trophy for me is the last part of the multi's for my winner that shit tight! fv Voted: Looksemoh / ice-9 Posted on: 2015-08-28 05:17:39
Looksemoh Live Battler	To all the people complimenting my multis: shame on you. Comment Only Posted on: 2015-08-28 13:45:37
Rumble Steal Skin <BEAST> Basic Member	I'm leaning this way!! Fv is tossed!! Voted: Looksemoh / ice-9 Posted on: 2015-08-28 19:04:41
Ragnarok Exclusive Member	LMAO SOMEONE BAD BARS BATTLE ME THIS IS AMAZING. One had me reacting more with his content, found it a bit more complexly terrible. Funny ish, and close ish. lol Voted: Looksemoh / ice-9 Posted on: 2015-08-28 23:14:55
Ragnarok Exclusive Member	lemme also say skools closer literally had me laughing for 5 minutes Voted: Looksemoh / ice-9 Posted on: 2015-08-28 23:15:56
Looksemoh Live Battler	Mission accomplished, lol. Comment Only Posted on: 2015-08-29 00:57:47
Dopemceee Basic Member	hella wack battle lol.. hard to choose winner tho Voted: Looksemoh / ice-9 Posted on: 2015-08-29 07:02:09
ItzNDaSawce	lot ofsloppy set-ups with odd delivery..few direct punches but the flow was easy to read. madd filler but hey..it is what it is right..not bad yal Voted: Looksemoh / ice-9 Posted on: 2015-08-29 13:34:32
The Ghost of Freak	Very Entertaining... G'Looks to both mixing it up. I am rating a bit higher due to the "bad bars" theme. I feel like both brought their bad bar game, but one should have continued instead of filling the end with somewhat forced multi use, although bad in a funny way. The other was more consistent with delivering bad punches. One schemed a bit stronger as well. Both had a notable punch or two, so props all around. RESPECT 2 both as always. FV in. Voted: Looksemoh / ice-9 Posted on: 2015-08-29 14:03:58


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