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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 32 Lines

MC Gringão (0%)

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: ~Ambidextrous Assassin Agency~

Reppin: L'Aquila, Abruzzi, Italy

Theodore Grizzly (100%) WINNER

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: Eyes Wide Open

Reppin: Twin Cities, Minnesota, United States

MC Gringão

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I'm sittin in my LOUNGE CHAIR, my "PSTD" gives me a NIGHT TERROR, but I TEAR through the BEAR that BEARS the BARE SKIN gives me a LONG STARE - US ARMY, Fought to the near DEATH but I try to let that REST while I beat these fuckin' thoughts to DEATH with a few BREATHES! I can't handle the VEST so I go out without bulletproof - I don't need to make a "Spoof" of my life cause it's ALL TRUE - Anyone wanna doubt me? Look up my Record - You'll see more Knockouts than Tyson, and more "Hit's than TYSON BEDFORD. - Throw me in a cell like ROBERT REDFORD. I'm the "Real Shit"  you just a DEAD TURD. Push your shit BACKWARDS from getting fucked too much your ASS HURTS! Hat's off cause your DADS WORSE - Beats you silly like a hillbilly with his nine milli, but like Uncle Philly he BITES FIRST! Don't even try to test me cause you'll end up in a BOX, I'm the BOSS of the CROSS that leads to underground ceremonies "made man" you just LOST! Try any line against me that shit will just get TOSSED! Like the Salad, a Ballad of your Sad Life I just make SOULS BURST! - You'll leave in a HURST, without a 'body bag", You won't need one you Fag since that trucks goin' to let you DIE CURSED!// I've taken more shots than 50 cent on a GOOD DAY, so MAKE WAY while I show these 'n00bs' how to get a PAY-DAY! You just make GAY PARADES, 'gay pride on your mind' with floats and FLOAT AWAY! Too bad about your dad like I said, a father figured DEPRAVED!/ Or "DepRIVED' either way I'm ALIVE, you're just a dead rottin' faggot that got hit with FIVE KNIVES by TWO GUYS! - Sicilian TIES, not talkin' bout with a suit-tie, I mean the Kind that makes your EYES get covered in 'coins', tell me your TOMB SIZE?/ I come hard when I want, and 'cum' soft when I DON'T but one thing I WONT do is GLOAT when I cut your THROAT and sink your BOAT TOO! - Some you 'win' but some you gotta LOSE, when it 'suits you' to 'come through' I'll give you a chance to only DIE SOON!/ I'm runnin outta' LINES for the PRIZE so I'll DESGUISE and REVISE this whole verse and make it like it's a script from "FAMILY GUY"/ Call me a "Quagmire" Cause I'll just "giggity giggity GOO" and FUCK YOU TOO after I empty a 'Single Shot" and MURDER YOU!/Fuck your comeback, you'll just make things WORSE OFF, then "Jack Michleson" when he lost a 2 PAR and LEFT GOLF!/ Now it's time for YOU TO RETIRE, EXPIRE and just get TIRED, I know you're a snitch cause you 'sniffed' out this rhyme THIS BITCH IS WIRED! Fuckin' Fed end up Dead and know he just lost by DESIRE - I realize 32 Lines is your substandard ONE NIGHTER!

Theodore Grizzly

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Yo listen..this kid wouldn't put "lead to tissue" WRITING RAPPING VERSES, While my bar's "speak in tongues" like INCITING LATIN CURSES, I'm the god of this rap shit, and your still FIGHTING PAST THE SURFACE, Your life went from WACK TO WORTHLESS faster than ACTS AT THE CIRCUS, Your bars at best are simply TRASH WITHOUT PURPOSE, While my vocabulary is as VAST AS A WORDSMITH, While you having trouble using WORDS WITH proper adjectives and VERBS KID, Cant afford "shoes or a shirt" but you'll still get SERVED QUICK//The only time this dude even "acts gangster" is when he TYPES ON THE KEYBOARD, But now hes "treading in shark infested waters" like LIFE ON THE SEASHORE, Show up at his house..KNIFE AT THE FRONT DOOR then see his WIFE she asks "WHY AM I GOING IN THE FRONT FOR?" Shes right so I showed her my waist aka the GUN STORE, "no shotty" but I "show doggy" How to PUMP WHORES, After this battle both you and your girls CUNTS SORE, And that's just my wit its not like you have to be DUCKING SWORDS, but homie your girl was loose she told me you're dickless so shes used to FUCKING GOURDES, that's when I shut her OVEN DOORS, She smelt like I was TOSSING SMORES or just Rick ROSSES CORE, but I realized I forgot the pizza in her..too late already SAUCE ON THE FLOOR, Meanwhile your reading my response thinking "well a battle is just one battle right?" but homie you already took a LOSS IN THE WAR!//Time for me to just SWITCH MY SCHEME, Ill "Fade your dome" have you looking like MISTER CLEAN, Wished he could quote all my lines but I spit that "wild fire ittle melt your mouth"..LISTERINE, Grizz had him shook after one shot so now every other battle he drops he sounds like hes WHISPERING, Its sniping season so my guns come out like TITS IN SPRING, Your bars are soo pussy it seems your just a rookie CLIT THAT SINGS, Phonejack! Cause I spit them bullets with a CLIP THAT RINGS, I'm an immortal seraphim just to take this battle god had to CLIP MY WINGS!//Ima take this kid to a new chapter he aint even HEARD OF THIS PAGE, Cause reading your wack shit sends me into a MURDEROUS RAGE, I disintegrated this fairy like BURNING SOME HAZE, Ill put this WORM IN PLACE, Under dirt..my soldiers conquered your village now your a SERBIAN SLAVE, Ittle be like I "lopped his head off" "take a look at my plate" cause your girl SERVING ME BRAIN, Been in her soo many times you'll find my SPERM IN HER VEINS, Then Ill derail your career off the tracks cause you just cant be TURNING A TRAIN!//keyed as well gb

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Battle started: July 27^th 2015 at 03:18
Challenger joined: July 27^th 2015 at 05:53

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2015-07-27 05:53:21).

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MC Gringão <Agent> Basic Member	100% off the dome, NO BACK SPACING - If you want, I typed it to this beat on Youtube (not the best beat) but it is 9 minutes long to help you think. GL! ------>https://www.y outube.com/watch?v=7 ZHU33DyhnM Comment Only Posted on: 2015-07-26 23:28:29
Rolsrois Basic Member	my winner had better rhyming and the flow was better, he had a few great punchlines, tough it was long i wasnt tired of reading it. loser had some forced punches and got off track, but GJ Voted: MC Gringão / Theodore Grizzly Posted on: 2015-07-27 02:32:19
MC Gringão <Agent> Basic Member	I'm fucked either way. I know I dropped goo (but so did my opponent) but people see "EXCLUSIVE" or "Flames" next to a name and they won't even read EITHER battle...They will just vote like 8 to 7 in the favour of whoever has the highest title. --- They need to program this site to where you have to type the battle word for word to prove you read it...I don't know. lol...Either way, don't matter - Calling this an early loss. Rolsrois gave me a fucking 5 for a vote....I know goddamn well That wasn't "not bad" or whatever 5 means... Dick rydin' ho Comment Only Posted on: 2015-07-27 03:03:06
Sykotiqs	Fam-Illy business! Also, isn't it 'Tyson BECKford'? Comment Only Posted on: 2015-07-27 09:29:36
MC Gringão <Agent> Basic Member	No, Tyson Bedford is a black model/singer. But Tyson Beckford is also the same fucking thing. lol...(really, look it up) I was confused too but went with "Bedford" because it made more sence, considering he is a closet fag. XD Comment Only Posted on: 2015-07-27 09:46:45
MC Gringão <Agent> Basic Member	It is almost like a body-double, LMAO - I could use that in the future, a BECKFORD/BEDFORD line. Haha, maybe use it against Bully or something. http://pourelle.grio o.com/galerie.php?gi d=424&num=2 Comment Only Posted on: 2015-07-27 09:48:28
HIGHpothasis	Like My Man Syc' Said! Its a Fam-iLLy Business!!! We Catching Bodies!!!! Comment Only Posted on: 2015-07-27 20:07:36
MaCc Da G0D <APECS>	KEEP THE FLAMES ALIVE!!!! Comment Only Posted on: 2015-07-31 03:56:59


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