FatMan Jersey vs COFFIN DODGER - Text Rap Battle - Battle Rap and Rap Battles at LetsBeef.com

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Length: 16 Lines

FatMan Jersey (19%)

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Alright I'm BACK NOW/ the up and coming UNDERDOG ready to ATTACK NOW/ Flow is THUNDER BOGGED DOWN by the CLOWNS/ who really BELIEVE that the EMCEE IN ME/ Has died, gone to a better place, but gentlemen I DISAGREE./ I OBJECT, I DETEST, but LEFT with a feeling of REGRET/ I like my mic COLLECT dust, but I'm ready to FLEX my INTELLECT/ My RYHME SCHEMES are like a DIME PIECE/ Someone you FIND and wanna SMASH ON SIGHT/ My CASH ain't long, but after a couple "Interviews" I'll prolly, get BANNED BEFORE SIGHT/ Or pushed away before the FIRST LISTEN/ I'm SO GIFTED, OTHER KIDS FLIPPIN' LIDS, when they hear what dude is SPITTIN'/ I got that ACID, okay so come and get your ASS KICKED/ TRIP, and stumble over your verse like it's your FIRST TIME GETTIN' SMASHED KID./ I'm not a VETERAN, but got dreams of ending up on LETTERMAN/ BETTERIN' my words so on me, you BETTER BE BETTIN' IN/ I will NEVER LET you guys down AGAIN/ I'ma preach it like  REVEREND other emcee's are now IRRELEVANT/ A true "Student" of the game I keep up on my NINE ELEMENTS./ So don't be angry at my RHETORIC/ I'm just a DEGENERATE/ disenagratin' the fakes and leaving the wack emees HELLA BENT./ New age thomas JEFFERSON, mixed with the mind of Mr. EMERSON

COFFIN DODGER

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damn ! you got FATTER FAM ?  ya won last year but now i da BADDER MAN bitch , these days I am the master and you are the PADAWAN ! sure , will come in and CHAT without discharging my GAT ... (sniffs ) but ,bro ya had FISH IN YA PLAICE(place) , that smells a FRICKIN DISGRACE ! what ? ya been having STINKIN SLURPEES when ya let gal PISS IN YA FACE ? dude , ya toast , the bitch has da dose , you been DRINKING HER PEE'S (herpes) , and bro , theres no SPITTIN THE TASTE ! don't tell me ya fucked her ? dude , i aint a doctor, aint got BOOKS WHY IT HURTIN (zzip).. holy fuck ! it LOOKS LIKE A GHURKIN ! damn nigga , aint good ..next time ya get WOOD TRY DA JERKIN !!  wanna hear something that pro-LONGS YA CAREER ? all those SONGS THAT YA HEAR ? they about ya gal , so tellin ya pal shes a bitch who had more 'DONGS' THAN KOREA ' !! a hit ?? sure may as well as LONG AS I'M HERE ..but ..tastes funny ..kinda bummy ..what ? ya stuck da BONG UP HER REAR ?? holy shit fatman , ya GIRL IS A FREEK ! hire dat bitch out , ya know what she can EARN IN A WEEK ?? ahh well jersey , I FIGURES THE HARMS DONE , I aint a cynic but fat man get to da clinic ...that bitch pussy been home to more NIGGAS THAN HARLEM !!

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Battle started: January 30^th 2015 at 00:46
Challenger joined: January 30^th 2015 at 01:04

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2015-01-30 01:04:08).

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FatMan Jersey Basic Member	Damn it steve these bars were for a blind battle with Fate. Comment Only Posted on: 2015-01-29 20:07:24
COFFIN DODGER	how was I supposed to know that ??it was posted as an open battle !! send privat next time or tell people its for someone Comment Only Posted on: 2015-01-29 20:13:14
FatMan Jersey Basic Member	Meh, it's all good. How about we do an actual round two. I sent first last time, you send first this time. Comment Only Posted on: 2015-01-29 20:13:58
AyKay Basic Member	Both sides were pretty sloppy imo . No hate, fv Voted: FatMan Jersey / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-01-29 20:54:18
MaCc Da G0D <APECS>	CLOSE BARS!!!! But The Winner Just Had More Poise And Stronger Delivery!!! Fairs!!! Voted: FatMan Jersey / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-01-29 21:02:55
Bnas <MvH>	Nice spar, Fatman did good for workin the rust off, steve attacked his opponent a bit more and had a couple more punches, nice 16s yo both dope Voted: FatMan Jersey / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-01-29 23:34:50
Akaap <Don> Basic Member	This battle was ehhhh all around, I've seen better from my winner really lacked multies that connected and punches that truly stung Voted: FatMan Jersey / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-01-30 19:16:33
Student Staff Hall Of Famer Creative Genius LB Historian	I felt like one took this by setting up punchlines and having more creative set-ups. Felt like the loser was basic but there's room for improvement, definitely has potential. Thanks for the read fellas, fair's in. Voted: FatMan Jersey / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-01-30 22:27:33
AfterThought <CHALKLINED>	Both have a lot of work to do, punches (very light ones) won this battle. Fair's in. Voted: FatMan Jersey / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-01-31 05:27:30
The Winner Banned	VOTED Voted: FatMan Jersey / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-02-01 17:17:58
Tony The TYGER Live Battler	#KeepGrindin' Voted: FatMan Jersey / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-02-01 17:40:16


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