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Proctologist (40%)

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Reppin: Lowell, Massachusetts, United States

Akaap (60%) WINNER

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Proctologist

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the Streets HUSTLE deep thoughtz Require MUSCLE i'm sick of getting lectured by your Crackhead UNCLE tellen me to stay out of TROUBLE! ive been thru mad RUMBLES With pipes and Brass KNUCKLES in this Concrete JUNGLE Big niggas like u catch a Rocket like Dikembe MUTOMBO! GET splish splashed like a PUDDLE Have him seeing DOUBLE yea i'm a clown but at least i know how to JUGGLE! I'LL PULL your card while u SHUFFLE I speak while others MUMBLE i score touchdowns while wack mcs like u FUMBLE! So u better send this message back to your HUDDLE OR i'll break your body in a thousand pieces and sell you as a jig saw PUZZLE! i'll smash your chest CAVITY With metaphors and ANALOGIES I'M ALLERGIC To tyour wack STRATEGY I'LL shit on u then sneeze on u as if i had ALLERGIES! ACTUALLY all them corny raps u made i'll make a PARODY SO why does this schmuck wanna BATTLE ME? IS it because of my POPULARITY Little does he know i'm ike Sybel with 16 diffrent split PERSONALITIES All of a sudden i start making more noises than Micheal Winslow in Police ACADEMY! Then throw u off the top of my BALCONY To test GRAVITY! Donate your organs to CHARITY WHAT the fuck where u thinking when u CHALLENGE ME? like a drunk 1 legged fat chic on a BALANCE BEAM!

Akaap

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I run the game "Johnny Football" so is anyone buying what's this MAN SELL/MANZIEL? mad cause his girl want me to put a "ring on it" like Alexander GRAHAM BELL/ Why you tryna "coach the first class" I'll watch you "crash and burn up" like the WRIGHT BROTHAS in other words I only *spit hot shit* turn these other dudes to *lip locked kids* and have the MIC SUNBURNT while you RIGHT UNDER I'll set this *dumb bum straight* he only "come from gays" like he had a DYKE MOTHER/ As much as he tries to "throw dirt" I wash it off it *don't work* cause I REIGN/RAIN OVER G'S you can't "bare/beer me" I guess the PAINS SOBERING man you "delayed wit writes" so you gonna "pay the price" like LATE OVERAGE FEES when I *bang toast* you'll have some *stains bro* on ya coffee table...should've LAID COASTERS B/ Let the bullets "tear ya stomach up" worse than BAD PIZZA watchu sayin chief you was all about da "beef" until I let the GAT MEET/MEAT CHA/ Leave ya Personnel shot when I fire PERSONAL SHOTS boy stop jawing might as well be LeBron'n because your VERSES'L FLOP the "plays over" like "4th down" so the CURTAINS WILL DROP while ya workin-ya-skirts-n-twerkin-it-off I'm in the back LURKIN WIT MOBS leave ya CURSIN DA COPS while ya momma JERKIN ME OFF/

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Battle started: December 25^th 2014 at 23:59
Challenger joined: December 26^th 2014 at 00:18

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2014-12-26 00:18:55).

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Proctologist <Agent>	wrote this a while back Goodluck to whoever takes this~ Comment Only Posted on: 2014-12-25 19:17:46
Bnas <MvH>	Damn Procto been steppin his shit up but A been doing this murdering shit for a minute now, fair tossed no hate fellas im out Voted: Proctologist / Akaap Posted on: 2014-12-25 22:41:28
MancWoody Basic Member	Edged it, good battle on both halfs - this is the dope shit Voted: Proctologist / Akaap Posted on: 2014-12-26 20:09:13
Insuppressible <LBP>	Better attempt at concepts/punches gets the vote. The winner needs to watch out on irrelevant wordplay though Voted: Proctologist / Akaap Posted on: 2014-12-30 16:58:59


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