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Length: 8 Lines

Proctologist (0%)

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Crew: ~Ambidextrous Assassin Agency~

Reppin: Lowell, Massachusetts, United States

COFFIN DODGER (100%) WINNER

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Reppin: Bristol, England, United Kingdom

Proctologist

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Bitch jumps into the Ring but CAN'T STAND he writes punchlines that don't LAND gets Dick Slapped and Left with a Mushroom STAMP! Stunt on this bitch like Rush Hours Jackie CHAN it's Sudden death Fuck u up like Tong po Kickboxer and I'm Van DAMME I'm more fresh than a Produce STAND cat that poops on Tracks to Produce FANS don't put your dukes up there's no Use FAM! I could leave your eyes the color of 2 CAN SAM cuzz I'm a Coocoo MAN mastering the practice of black magic and Voodoo SCANS my freestyle is worth 2 GRAND! Your not meant to be u got the Theory of a DEADMAN but I'm not talking about that ROCKBAND!

COFFIN DODGER

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yo proc ..you an aries ? wait , no ya spit so much 'bull' it must 'BE TAURUS' ..but fuck it , ya can show people the new one 'HE TORE US ' when i shoved a dictionary up ya backside n called ya 'THE SORE ASS ! (thesaurass)' ...how about a verbal 'KICK IN THE NUTS ? '..ya got the kinda 'WRITTEN THAT SUCKS ' , ya bars are 'fowl' (foul), must be a crossbreed of 'CHICKEN AND DUCKS ' cos I never heard before of 'SPITTIN THAT CLUCKS !!' .. he cries out don't 'SPANK ME THOUGH' , his bars 'MURKEY N LOOSE ' like a 'SKANK EMO ' , but fuck it , ya just got stuffed n roasted like a thanksgiving 'TURKEY OR GOOSE !!'

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Battle started: November 28^th 2014 at 00:51
Challenger joined: November 28^th 2014 at 02:49

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2014-11-28 02:49:38).

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Cujo Caine Exclusive Member	ouch!!! Ez vVin tha metaphors an wordplay won this battle for sure fv in vb thanks (he beat me to it proc I am stoned so I was on a different tab but anytime buddy) Voted: Proctologist / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2014-11-27 22:40:33
Akaap <Don> Basic Member	Solid wordplay won this for sure also just a better structured piece fv Voted: Proctologist / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2014-11-27 23:23:57
Liquid Wolf Exclusive Member	both texcees had some pretty lame material in all honesty most of the battle was cringe worthy my winner at least tried to put some thought into wordplay even though all of it was played brutally fair vote is in if you disagree and think this is unfair get a mod to review it Voted: Proctologist / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2014-11-29 17:52:09
COFFIN DODGER	sorry , but who the fuck are you ? Comment Only Posted on: 2014-11-29 17:58:38


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