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Dysfunctional (100%) WINNER

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Crew: Classick At Rhymin

Reppin: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

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Dysfunctional

(Punk) They Probably going over plans, tranna write some Lines We Can SCRAMBLE, shit, they Quick to 'Catch An L' But I'm not FOND-WIT'CHA HANDLES So them 'Having Fire Bars? Not even with HANUKKAH-CANDLES. *ahem* You COWARDS GET PHYSICAL? No way in GENERAL Life yall can get CRITICAL, Ya ain't Beefin, Ya SWALLOWIN-GENITALS (lol) 'So-Da-Lite' Swings was ya Lacking the FOLLOWIN-MINERALS! I'm waiting for'em to "Slap Skin!' Cause they Crew's get WEAKER-BY-THE-MONTH-SHID We never heard of Lethal Threatz, So they just SNEAKIN-WHILE-WE'RE-BUZZIN n 'The Bakers' wouldn't have a 'Heavy Set' starring in CHEAPER-BY-THE-DOZEN! You never WOW The Readers, like they can never See'em Go BONKERS, Bringing them 'Light Lines' Like EDM CONCERTS! You can't MATCH-WITH-US, Beating Niggas Out They 'Clothes' so IF they get Mouthy in the 'Threads', we 'Flipping These Birds' Like ATTICUS!  I Would've Robbed'em Blind, & maybe SHOOK'EM-FOR-THE-LOOT But My 12 'GAUGE' had 'Piercing Bullets' So It TOOK'EM-FOR-A-LOOP! What Makes ya Think ya Can TRY-HERE? This easy W was just to GRIND GEARS, They Gave Us Lock'& Arch? PFFT! what a LIVE PAIR But ya wouldn't see they 'Hands Swinging Furious' BOXING in TIME SQUARE!! (Dysfunctional)Lock this'll be our last bout so guys let him meet HIS MURDERER. You're "punches"? not worthy what do you make those BITCH VERSES FOR. You both "terrible with the hands" like the Mandela INTERPRATOR! This shot'll "dance" and "shave your dome off" no CHEMO ASTAIRE THOUGH. And make his "ear ring" like EMO APPAREL! Imma fire and watch these "two step" like a DANCER'S RHYTHM. And watch em "lose" by a "hair" like a CANCER VICTIM! Bitch when I'm ready to let the PISTOL BLAM. Don't gotta organise shit cuz it's a "SIMPLE PLAN" If he tries to defend he's got "nerve on a" mission with HIS WHOLE CLAN. To try to knock us back in time that's a "Panic at the DISCO" FAM. Cuz it'll "hurt when we pop" off like PIMPLES DAMN! And I'll have my "Alternative Rock" you both and leave you CRIPPLED MAN! (Simple Plan,Nirvana, Panic at the Disco) Lock why did you "Slither in" this battle you BARELY OFFER BARS. I'll have "lightning" strike your "forehead" like HARRY POTTER SCARS! Lock you hop crews like it's your job annie he won't SETTLE HERE. HONEST. And in the Tag Tourney against Punk I didn't see my BETTER GEAR ON IT. When I saw that shit i thought that prick! His HEAD IS NEAR OFF HIM. After I put this "snake in a box" like METAL GEAR SOLID!

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Battle started: February 16^th 2014 at 09:35
Challenger joined: December 31^st 1969 at 19:00

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OldTimer Basic Member	Lockhart is good. . A lot of new concepts than what im used too seeing... n ive been doin this a long ass time... lockhart send me a battle i promise to reply the same day.. no more than 16 lines my creativity has limits considering im used to battelin bums n its dulled my skills Voted: Dysfunctional / Posted on: 2014-02-16 14:29:05
OldTimer Basic Member	No disrespect to dys... his verse was better than average but less than amazing.. high 7.. Voted: Dysfunctional / Posted on: 2014-02-16 14:30:33
Denton <GS>	My winners content was stronger. Fairs in Voted: Dysfunctional / Posted on: 2014-02-16 15:27:41
ILLoKWENT <DGAF> Hall Of Famer LBT Legend Concept Champion	#LETHALBAKERSCOLLAB. . Comment Only Posted on: 2014-02-16 19:24:13
Joe MuGGz <CHALKLINED> Live Battler	My winners took it to another level imo... fairs in.. Voted: Dysfunctional / Posted on: 2014-02-16 20:16:09
PHAZEDD <ANBU>	My looser seemed to have forced multies and had some loose ties along with the same 'punch' i noticed in a previous BSI bout, which brought down my personal opinion quite a bit. along with a multi(?) that was an addition to forced multies, i believe he came trying to out-style his opponent with certain battle aspects that backfired, while his opponent didnt really have anything i noticed out of the ordinary. He came with creativity, (besides your ending, kinda expected more from ya for a finisher) his style is catchy and all in all, as his verse was constructed better and more universal yet not broad, meaning it was easier to understand, but also wasnt a snipe-type script jotted. For a 32, I understand set-ups veering one way and back for both, so that's understandable, yet not excusable. Not to ramble on, One took the vote with more quality shown in his delivery, leading to the impact he gave. Fair's in. high to mid. Voted: Dysfunctional / Posted on: 2014-02-17 01:40:59
RULE <CLASSICK> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion Rookie Champion Tag Team Champion	FreezyIIdeezY Comment Only Posted on: 2014-02-17 13:56:57
Erupt da Monsta <LoD> 2x Hall of Famer Grand Champion Premier League Champion Topical Champion Tag Team Champion LBA Champion	decent battle here fellas, thought ones delivery of the punches and better use of multis won this for em.. had slightly more creative punches.. Ez 100 Voted: Dysfunctional / Posted on: 2014-02-17 21:10:15
Apollyon <AC's>	I got my winners.. Felt my choices were slightly stronger with their execution and were also fresher concept wise.. Overall dope spar.. Voted: Dysfunctional / Posted on: 2014-02-18 01:24:33
JAGNEW	Wow. One impressed me. The flow connected perfect with the punchlines. Good read though. Fairs in. Comment Only Posted on: 2014-02-18 10:38:12
Showtime563 Basic Member	Lockhart concept with the delivery played hand and hand and had to wrap up the W but dysfunctional had some lines that had your thoughts thinking man.... Voted: Dysfunctional / Posted on: 2014-02-18 14:55:07
Joe MuGGz <CHALKLINED> Live Battler	Teammate vote deleted... keep it fair fellas.. Voted: Dysfunctional / Posted on: 2014-02-18 16:24:33
ZirkDKiller Basic Member	nice Voted: Dysfunctional / Posted on: 2014-02-19 00:26:51
ELOH STACKz <SLK> Live Battler	Good battle, I fux with these Tag Teams matches. You get a lot of different styles in one read... This battle is gonna be won & lost off of reader preference. Neither was OVER THE TOP great & neither was wack enough to lose them the battle. One verse just resonated with me a bit more. I'll probably be in the minority with this vote knowing how LB's text criteria is... But I feel my winner had the better "Bars" from lines 1-32. Other team was on point too, I just felt the other team had more stand out lines that resonated with me & how I like to battle... FV in, goodluck Gentlemen Voted: Dysfunctional / Posted on: 2014-02-19 09:33:15


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