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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 16 Lines

Scientist (10%)

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Reppin: Birmingham, England, United Kingdom

Proctologist (90%) WINNER

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Crew: ~Ambidextrous Assassin Agency~

Reppin: Lowell, Massachusetts, United States

Scientist

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My rhymes are so HARD, one BAR could crumble ISENGUARD, 
I'm a grimey limey classic BARD, twice the passion or HEART,
Of any these keyboard STARS, gettin' burnt like I'm CHARIZARD,
I'm X RATED, your shits BASIC, gettin' your neck snapped in TEN PLACES,
Or leave you walking like Forrest Gump with the leg BRACES,
My mind's SPACIOUS, thoughts DANGEROUS, let's EXPLAIN THIS,
My knowledge spans the AGES, I've memorised all the books and PAGES,
Behold a new star is BORN, the dawn of WAR, I'll resurrect the DINOSAURS,
Bringing FORTH a zombie HORDE, led by ancient LORDS with badass SWORDS,
Vikings, NORDS, a massive battle ship with 1000 OARS, Bears and wild BOARS,
Loads of WHORES, a mystic FORCE all whilst riding a golden HORSE,
Some find it quite FRIGHTNIN' to me it's just awe INSPIRING,
How my mind is working at the speed of LIGHTNING, synapses FIRING,
Shinin' like a DIAMOND, sparring with POSEIDON, or one of the 12 TITANS,
I'm like TYSON is to STRIKIN' or EINSTEIN is to SCIENTIST, mind HYBID,
I'm so HIGH I can't open my EYES KID, I'm hot like DYONISIS

Proctologist

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I'll beat u to death with a Gt CRANK my shit is Hotdog and I ain't talking about FRANKS it's me u need to THANK becuzz u be spittin DEBREE wearing CAPRIS whoever said your nice I DISAGREE Spittin them wakraps stop it your KILLING ME what u think your Thorough because u got your gang tattoo on your back with CALIGRAPHY and rock more chains than MISTER T i PITY the FOOL with HOSTILITY in this Rap TRILOGY u still don't got no DELIVERY No DIGNITY I'm the IMPITOMY I'll CURB your head like Edward Norton in American HISTORY feeble heads get severed with GUILLOTINES any man inside my Radius is blown to SMITHEREENS and now your a Unsolved MYSTERY my SYMPHONY will leave u on DISABILITY like Muscular DISTRAPHY torture u like that bitch in MISERY u lack the ABILITY swiftness AGILITY Rhymes like these will leave u in Solemns FACILITIES I'm that cat that's taking your daughters VIRGINITY Bitch ass Nigga your a psychic VAMPIRE I'll beat u to death with a meat TENDERIZER and bash u over the head with a HUMIDIFIER I'm like Denero in Taxi DRIVER I'll stab you with a broken Windshield WIPER and run u over with a Dodge VIPER or CHRYSLER rented from JD BYRYDER I shine so bright u need a VISOR drink your blood like Apple CIDER I'll eat your fingers for my APPETIZERS{~~}

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Battle started: February 10^th 2014 at 21:08
Challenger joined: February 10^th 2014 at 21:53

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2014-02-10 21:53:46).

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Flyraiment <PAPERMONEY>	One was cypherish my winner came straight for the opponent Voted: Scientist / Proctologist Posted on: 2014-02-10 22:00:35
Scientist Basic Member	4? Comment Only Posted on: 2014-02-10 22:02:29
SAND	One verse didn't seem to diss his opponent much. Others verse contained many weak jabs. One just took this with being more direct. I expect better from both in the near future. Fair's in. Voted: Scientist / Proctologist Posted on: 2014-02-10 22:34:35
Erupt da Monsta <LoD> 2x Hall of Famer Grand Champion Premier League Champion Topical Champion Tag Team Champion LBA Champion	I enjoyed ones self hype... but the other brought more direct punches to the table.. less self hype more punches directed towards the opp. 100 Voted: Scientist / Proctologist Posted on: 2014-02-10 22:46:00
PHAZEDD <ANBU>	Not too much going on here, one came with attacks, as the other talked about himself quite a bit, which is a big downfall. Both have broken multies, set-ups need work along with no concepts at all sticking out. What took the win was one having punches as the other didnt. Both need to elevate, no hate but as always.. The fairs in. low to mid. Voted: Scientist / Proctologist Posted on: 2014-02-11 00:57:35
Autograph	I feel ones verse was cypherish and was pretty basic. The other had more punches and verse was more battleish although had some basic moments and a few broken multies. Fairs in tho. Voted: Scientist / Proctologist Posted on: 2014-02-11 14:35:05
ELOH STACKz <SLK> Live Battler	One wrote a cypher... Other dude, a battle verse. Guess who wins? Voted: Scientist / Proctologist Posted on: 2014-02-11 18:59:54
Vegeta <VATOZ> Banned	Punches took this one. One had better wording with pretty good sense of multies but other brought some concepts and attempts towards punches. Fair is in . Voted: Scientist / Proctologist Posted on: 2014-02-12 00:22:41
M-G specter Basic Member	no comment Voted: Scientist / Proctologist Posted on: 2014-02-13 16:34:40


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