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   Cakedout? this DOG ISN'T WORTHY. If we scuffle he'll get CAUGHT IN A FLURRY of punches and get DROPPED IN A HURRY. I'll make him a "non believer" when I'm STOPPING HIS "JOURNEY"! Cuz when I "bag up cake" it ain't SLOPPY PRESERVING! .  Hopefully this "Hobo can"/Hoboken understand my FLOW SONNY. He'll need "TLC" when im done damaging is WHOLE COUNTRY.  So when they say "Cake Boss" they're talking bout  the SHOW DUMMY! It's like "walking on the sun" when the HEAT SPLIT YA ASS SOUTH. "I'm A Believer" in assisted suicide when his FEET HIT THE FLAT GROUND. So when this "all star" verse leaves this "all star" hurt he'll LEAVE WITH A "SMASH"ED "MOUTH"! Your whipped by Punk you'll do every DAMN THING HE SAY. You always got "Punk" in your ears like your a FAN OF GREEN DAY. You say your a dope writer? this GEEK BE FRONTIN. You stay online all the time just to SEE MEAN SLUTS AND only time your outside is to do some SWEET TREE HUGGING. So when I say your the "arty" type I mean the RETWEET BUTTON (arty=RT)  Bitch imma land "elbows" on you till you're looking LIKE JAR JAR. You're bars are "humerus" you holding metal? it's LIGHT CAR PARTS. I may give him a "hand" cuz he MIGHT SPAR HARD. But he's getting "shoulder" checked by these RIGHT "ARM" BARS!

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Battle started: December 3^rd 2013 at 08:18
Challenger joined: December 31^st 1969 at 19:00

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Dysfunctional <CLASSICK> Live Battler	Expo: Walking On The Sun, All Star and I'm A Believer are songs by SmashMouth. Cake Boss was filmed in Hoboken and its on the TLC channel. Comment Only Posted on: 2013-12-04 07:42:06
SAND	One had cool concepts & jabs. Some were close to being a haymaker, but some wording issues messed it up. Other had some cool concepts as well, there was this one bar that was actually really hard hitting due to the right setup. Everything else in the verse was decent. My winner brought more to his punches, connecting & flowing better than his opponent. Fairs in. 'Spect. Voted: Dysfunctional / Posted on: 2013-12-04 14:31:35
GRizzEAT <CHALKLINED> Scheme Champion	one had acouple bars tha resonated well w/ me. other than that this was rather close. high-low... THV. Voted: Dysfunctional / Posted on: 2013-12-04 15:26:06
ELOH STACKz <SLK> Live Battler	Nice drop my niggas... I think one had more complex Multi's & harder hitting punches. Other dude had a few nice lines, but has to up the complexity... (High/Low) FV in Voted: Dysfunctional / Posted on: 2013-12-04 16:26:10
Leroy Brown <RRR> Basic Member	Both were good and came wit fresh material. I felt ones punches hit harder and made the verse outshine the other GB Voted: Dysfunctional / Posted on: 2013-12-05 03:53:48
C Gilly666 <HGR> Exclusive Member	tight battle Voted: Dysfunctional / Posted on: 2013-12-05 04:14:26
Anarchist <ANA> Banned	i was feeling ones bars more here, it was quite a close battle but i just felt 1 was a bit fresher and cleverer and came with the better punches Voted: Dysfunctional / Posted on: 2013-12-05 07:22:34
Obey <AC's> Rookie Champion	Ehh, winner to me started off good in the first half. Started deteriorating towards the end, but still had decent jabs and a few punches throughout. I feel the loser used played concepts throughout his whole verse. Had one good punch towards the middle. Didn't really show much conceptual power. Both lacked the complexity throughout the whole thing though. Going to the one w/ the better punch count and tried to be more complex here. Fair's in fellas. Voted: Dysfunctional / Posted on: 2013-12-05 14:09:26
Sean Cron Basic Member	both had pretty weak closers but a few good concepts, the loser had a few good high points but wasn't quite as consistent. the wine twas more consistent, but nothing stuck out to much, close battle, peace Voted: Dysfunctional / Posted on: 2013-12-06 23:13:04


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