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Length: 8 Lines

Dysfunctional (44%)

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Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: Classick At Rhymin

Reppin: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

ELOH STACKz (56%) WINNER

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Crew: [S]treet [L]ife [K]ingz

Reppin: Queens, New York, United States

Dysfunctional

This bitch is puny he couldn't even HOLD PACKS. Let me reverse your name to show you that you're digging your own "HOLE STACKZ" Battling me is suicide like this JERK'S FINNA JUMP. Your "bars" are so "outdated" they fucking TURNED INTO PUBS! I just killed 4 LB cats your death'll FOLLOW IT'S IMMINENT. Don't worry man I know it's hard to SWALLOW MY BRILLIANCE. So I'll make this quick and put "four in"/foreign your stomach like you SWALLOWED AN IMMIGRANT!   You can't beat me it's been proven once and I'll PROVE IT AGAIN.  GC's coming and with these bars imma SHOE IN TO WIN! haha.

ELOH STACKz

Dys, Dys, Dys... Im sure your Mom loves you, but your POPS IS PISSED/ Cuz he never "coached you to suck on D" like POPOVICH/ I'll bet they "Blame Canada" for making you a HOMO FAGGOT/ Always "reaching below the belt", constant LOW-BLOW JAB HITS/ I'll "extend arms", then "send you flying" like GO-GO GADGET/ & take this "L" with ya "eh" (LA)... Cuz this "Dodger" got "NOMO" MAGIC/ "Up his SLEEVE", "in the CARDS", of the DECK IN HIS HAND/ Lets shoot the BREEZE, by the CAR, you'll hit the DECK AS I LAND/ Punches from different angles, all the HECKLERS RAN/ Cuz niggas knew they were next after I was done CHECKIN' MY MAN/ [K]ing shit...

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Battle started: August 27^th 2013 at 19:37
Challenger joined: August 27^th 2013 at 19:49

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2013-08-27 19:49:35).

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Dysfunctional <CLASSICK> Live Battler	good shit its gonna be close Comment Only Posted on: 2013-08-27 19:50:59
ET the Refugee <BowDown> Exclusive Member	I liked both but one was just punching harder. Good battle guys. Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-27 22:09:02
Evolution <BowDown>	Wow this was close as fuck and could go either way. Both were dope. I feel like the loser had the strongest bar (that opener was dope tho lol) however the winner for me came more consistent. Great read though, respect the fair vote. Holla. Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-27 22:47:33
Hash Ketchum Basic Member	great lyrics! Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-28 00:15:58
Cole Slaw Exclusive Member	Close battle... few lines stood out to get the win...fv Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-28 02:05:19
dmullz	High 8's Both good one had one tried to come to complex and strectehed some bars. Stand out bar was the pub bar line one had some played shit and was to all over the place. Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-28 02:46:20
Loonatic	both did good. one just hit harder to me. fair shit vb. dope battle. Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-28 10:32:22
The Dope Man	one edged it, not by much...fv...good shit..~1~ Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-28 10:35:17
toolyrical Basic Member	bv Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-28 12:07:51
uheheu <Maub> Basic Member	k, Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-28 18:07:17

EM C Rocky Basic Member	both are good but punchline by eloh impressed me Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-29 05:53:13
DamylOrlar Basic Member	Close Battle! Fairs in! Vb sometime Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-29 06:08:53
Indonesia Basic Member	This was a really really close battle for me to judge. I changed votes almost everytime I read it. But one started off strong and filled the box with more punches and that's what took it for me. While the other bad some nice wordplay and a few punches he fell way off at the end. Fair Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-29 10:22:32
KushRhymin Basic Member	Wow! awesome battle guys.. fairs in no h8 Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-29 16:08:56
Proctologist <Agent>	Very close battle Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-29 17:25:24
pen2pad Basic Member	real high 8's for both, DYS i feel you started off on fire, opener killed it but you seemed to loose it abit toward the end. ELOH some good concepts in there & well played throughout. my vote is going to the verse i felt was more 'consistent' in his verse regarding punch's. ML&R. FV ALWAYS. VB FAIR Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-30 07:13:37
I AM EGO Basic Member	iLL AS FUCK, good battle. Edged it more me, very creative. Fresh as fuck. Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-30 07:52:09
offthedome Basic Member	fv Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-30 08:47:36
mc porky <GodOfLyric> Basic Member	my oppion is my bro eloh_stackz won this round Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-30 09:12:57
DieOutKast Basic Member	Dysfunctional I liked it. Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-30 10:37:17
Nephes Exclusive Member	fv Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-30 12:08:18
Denton <GS>	Both had played concepts. My winner had better use of fundamentals. Not much use of wordplay on my losers end. Thesithvote Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-30 13:12:28
Quick spitta Basic Member	CRAZY BATTLE winner you came mad strong thats all i can say loser he just had harder punches Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-30 14:29:09
Dstrive Basic Member	fv Voted: Dysfunctional / ELOH STACKz Posted on: 2013-08-30 17:00:28
ELOH STACKz <SLK> Live Battler	Half the niggas that voted, I never seen before. Lol, thanks for peeping though Comment Only Posted on: 2013-08-30 18:10:31
Snoopy316 <GodOfLyric>	The winner of this battle should face the god father in the september crew battle. No vote. Comment Only Posted on: 2013-08-30 20:56:38
ELOH STACKz <SLK> Live Battler	Another buzzer beater. Good shit Dys, great battle... 27 votes, not toooooo shabby. Lol, respects to everyone that voted Comment Only Posted on: 2013-08-31 08:48:06


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