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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 16 Lines

Jam Jar (61%) WINNER

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: London, England, United Kingdom

Letum (39%)

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Crew: Turnbull AC's

Reppin: Bedford, Texas, United States

Jam Jar

Ich look at your bars unt THEY BE BARE because Albert 'E equals EMCEE'S SCARED'! Ich have a NOBEL PRIZE UNT A FAMOUS EQUATION, you have LOTIONED THIGHS UNT ZE GAYEST PERSUASION, just POTIONS, LIES UNT ZE SHAMELESS ABRASION, he hears my MOTIONS, HIDES, VELL IT'S AIMLESS EVASION. Bumbling about vit your BRITISH DICTION,  nursing Potter's DICK ADDICTION,  ze truth is you're a SHIT DEPICTION,  a 2D teen from KIDDIES' FICTION... See, mein writings zey challenge NEWTONIAN PHYSICS, ze wittiest physicist  WHOSE KNOWN AS EXQUISITE whose intellect's leaving YOU BLOWN IN A MINUTE - unt you write like ze bitch,  as if PLUTO DONE LYRICS...  Vhen you write you’ll BE LOSING YOUR CROWN IN AN ARTICLE  it von’t trouble ME CHOOSING,  NO FROWN IN ZE ARSENAL smashed test-tubes – HE OOZING, NO SOUND, ISN’T HARD-TO-KILL coz me...  I’m DIFFUSING YOUR BROWNIAN PARTICLES!! Zis CREATURE’S VERSE IS MILD and not one punch MISSED THIS WIZARD It is TEACHER VERSUS CHILD, jah!.. like vhen GRIST DID BLIZZARD!  Zis is Science V Magic, you can't WRECK WITH ZEES BARS unt please pardon meine Deutsch but just LECH MICH IM ARSCH!! See, Ron Veasley vould easily TOUCH MY WAND but he'll cry vhen Hermione LUTSCH MEIN SCHWANZ!!

Letum

Bloody hell! Einstein did physics, where problems had a ''general theory'' n not an EASY SOLUTIONS.. But he thought magic was fake, just a MEASLY ILLUSION, Albert come to my space n time if you NEED ME TO PROVE IT and I'll show you my magic is more ''relative'' than WEASLEY REUNIONS!! Quite the effin arse he is to challenge 'Newtons laws' to imPRESS N SHOW THA' world Newt was wrong, he got PRESS EXPOSURE he wanted to JUST EXPOSE UM.. I may not be a smart wizard, but its BEST HE KNOWS THE 'gravity theory' he made is wrong as well, and if he ''drops'' that theory at Hogwarts ''it won't be ground breaking'' -''Wingardium LEV-I-O-SA''!! (levitation you dungbombs) Al is a German egg head he studied at Zurich, I'm guessing he had no TROUBLE WITH HIS CLASSES, still he fled to the States for safety from the RUBBLE AN THE ASHES, while I was at Hogwarts safely HUDDLED WITH THE MASSES, n its a good thing he did'n stop here or a muggles ugly MUG'L GET ENCHANTED!! He's supposed to be a hero, you can tell how KIDS LOOK AT HIM like a man of WIT N ACTION... but bruv IT'S SO SAD WHEN they only hear a BIT: A FRACTION, the real truth GRIPS ''MANHATTAN'S projects''.-On the 'eve' of war we gave the Nobel Peace Prize to a man who helped SPLIT THE ATOM!!

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Battle started: April 9^th 2013 at 15:52
Challenger joined: April 10^th 2013 at 00:45

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2013-04-10 00:45:38).

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Jam Jar	EXP - Einstein came up with E=MC2 (squared/scared) equation and won Nobel Prize in 1921. Potions/Potter/Kiddi esFiction - all HarryPotter shit. (NEWTONIAN PHYSICS) - Einstein's discoveries challenged the previous understanding on mechanics set out by Isaac Newton. Comment Only Posted on: 2013-04-09 16:04:26
Jam Jar	DIFFUSING YOUR BROWNIAN PARTICLES - One of Einstein's most important pieces of research was his work on Brownian Motion, a foundation fo Particle Physics, in a 1905 paper. (LIKE GRIST DID BLIZZARD - Don'tFlop battle) And for the two phrases in German at the end - I'll let you all enjoy Googling my bilingual multies. Comment Only Posted on: 2013-04-09 16:07:23
Letum <AC's>	opener -theory of general relativity. closer - Einstein worked on the Manhatten Project (nukes) LOL GL Einstein AC's!! Comment Only Posted on: 2013-04-10 01:20:18
GRizzEAT <CHALKLINED> Scheme Champion	i think one was waaaaaaaaaaaaay y too much in character. other had some dope bars tho. Tha Hoodz Vote Voted: Jam Jar / Letum Posted on: 2013-04-10 01:22:06
Psy 9 Basic Member	Zis vazt hilarious. Cungradulationz. Although it was a little bit of a struggleto follow. AAAAAA CCCCCC ' sssssssssssss Comment Only Posted on: 2013-04-10 01:22:19
Letum <AC's>	I liked how you went all in on the charecter myself yo. Well done sir. Comment Only Posted on: 2013-04-10 01:26:52
TheDirtyKid <HGR> Exclusive Member	hahaha This was fucking dope i like how you guys keep the site alive!, so creative on both parts! Punches and Flow and Delivery got it / But the the other did his damn thing close as fuck great battle... Voted: Jam Jar / Letum Posted on: 2013-04-10 01:50:26
Dirty Work <AC's>	AC gang!!! both were highly entertaining, thanks for this one guys. I fucks with this for sure. NERD FIGHT! NERD FIGHT!! Comment Only Posted on: 2013-04-10 02:42:05
Jam Jar	Das ist gut schisse Ron. Comment Only Posted on: 2013-04-10 03:48:01
ItzNDaSawce	I liked a lot of the material here..but one line had the best build up..fairs in Voted: Jam Jar / Letum Posted on: 2013-04-10 08:11:56
Dizz Da Dogg <TBS>	Fair vote. Voted: Jam Jar / Letum Posted on: 2013-04-10 16:07:30
Roscoe P Coltrain Basic Member	One of those people be dead, the other not real... But good character rhymes Voted: Jam Jar / Letum Posted on: 2013-04-10 17:24:09
Aggo <AC's> One Bar Champion Tag Team Champion	This was fuckin nuts. Big up AC's. Fuck yeah, brothers. Comment Only Posted on: 2013-04-10 17:46:09
Dysfunctional <CLASSICK> Live Battler	Close but one verse had me a little more Voted: Jam Jar / Letum Posted on: 2013-04-10 20:28:15
Boss-MC <STC> Exclusive Member	1 was fuckin fantastic...other would have got a higher vote only i had to show the recognition the other verse deserved. very entertaining fellas. both came correct, 1 was just creative on a whole different plane. Voted: Jam Jar / Letum Posted on: 2013-04-11 08:26:03
-Acid	Good verses from both. In need of expo please feel free to pm me. No hate fella's. Fair's In. -Acid's Out Voted: Jam Jar / Letum Posted on: 2013-04-11 10:25:40
Golden Armz Banned	i liked this fairs in felt one on a whole nother level Voted: Jam Jar / Letum Posted on: 2013-04-11 12:17:27
Xxilluminati <SET> Basic Member	such a close battle i had to give it to on MC, although both had incredible bars, AC had to much relativity to his name, dope battle, tight all the way through Voted: Jam Jar / Letum Posted on: 2013-04-11 12:36:46
StunBackwards Basic Member	Fair vote Voted: Jam Jar / Letum Posted on: 2013-04-11 16:05:30
IbanezRG Basic Member	Good stuff Comment Only Posted on: 2013-04-11 17:17:55
ManiakZack Basic Member	I just felt his punches came stringer Voted: Jam Jar / Letum Posted on: 2013-04-11 19:13:02
Krhyme Killz <CLASSICK> Beast Mode Champion Live Battler	deleted Ibanez's bullshit vote Comment Only Posted on: 2013-04-11 20:20:11
Jermonology Basic Member	Albert brought in some ill punchlines. Overall awesome battle Voted: Jam Jar / Letum Posted on: 2013-04-12 12:24:59
UhMAZING <KILLERS.>	No hate, but I liked ones verse a lot better and seemed to have more punches and less filler as the opponent did. Nice on both sides, but one out punched the other. Voted, Fair. Do the same. Voted: Jam Jar / Letum Posted on: 2013-04-12 16:13:12
stricc <LoD> Hall Of Famer 2x Video Battle Champion Grand Champion Live Battler Discord Battler	it was close but one edged it a little, good battle for both of you Voted: Jam Jar / Letum Posted on: 2013-04-12 18:29:53


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