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Length: 16 Lines

Dysfunctional (29%)

Live Battler

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: Classick At Rhymin

Reppin: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Evolution (71%) WINNER

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: Kings of LetsBeef

Reppin: World, World, World

Dysfunctional

HEY AT. Time to get LAYED FLAT.Like a FERRARI TIRE. STAY BACK. You need to TAKE NAPS. Cuz you LOOK AWFULLY TIRED You run a little crew that goes by LYRICAL CHAMPIONS.  You 4th seeded this month its a MIRACLE CAN'T BE HIM? You got your little members to back up every THING YOU SAY. You won a couple battles that don't make you a KING TODAY. When I finally sit you down everyone will SING HOORAY! You had beef with "Uhmazing" I don't believe you beat him KAY? You don't like "Uhmazing" bars so thats why you like the shit you SPRAY. (damn) Oh by the way I was with your girl last night and boy I made her LISTEN. Her parents could hear her screaming I like "DIS POSITION"! (haha) You get "Fayz"ed by good bars so this battle could be "POSSIBLYAWKWARD" Why your girl? I'm a sucker for "Blue Eyez" and I didn't STOP TILL SHE GOT HURT! You couldn't "Execute" good "Moments" but believe me your girls CUNT CAN! You seem a "Decimal" away from "Unorthodoxx" don't you need a "BLUNT MAN"? You, good bars? they DON'T "EXZIIISST" Time for a "Lyrikill" exPLOSION QUICK! You have an "INFINITE MIND" Of SIMPLEST RHYMES. It's time for some indecent EXOPSURE PRICK!

Evolution

'My flow clean' you can GET THE 'DISHES'. yo it's 'bed time, son' , i'll HIT THE 'SWITCHES', RIP SOME BITCHES this SHIT IS VISCOUS, sendin SPITS TO THIS IS nuts, why'd you jack your moms 'style, doggy'?(Doggystyle) and make me 'fuck yo ass' up in ''DIS POSITION/DISPOSITION''!?/He 'showcases' his wackness & 'city' w/ his MORON FLOWS TA WRECK, petite like a 'ballerina' tryna say ''TOUR ON TOES/TORONTO'S THE BEST''!!!!(wordplay, leggo)/ DAMNIT YA ''retarded pussy'', i'll diss a ''country/cunt,-re'' & like a boss i'll 'fire him, obvious-ly' - & fuckin ''CAN A DUHHH/CANADA!!"/ Check THIS SON - His SHOES MATCH his COO HATS, even w/ his DUDES CAPS, RUDE SWAG & DOUCHEBAGS - even his 'crew & skill match'! - there IS NONE!!! (lmao)/ He has multie accounts, always FORGING FLOWS W/ TROUBLE. We ''placed money bets'' in this ''sweet black & white'' text, but he's wack with light threats, i'm BORED W/ YO REBUTTALS so he better win, ''OREO'S/OR HE OWES ME DOUBLE''!!/ Claim you're the king yet.. I'm BETTER DUMBASS! :/ I'll bust the CLEVER TOUGH RAPS, what does this guy have in common w/ chicken pox?? After I beat'em they'll 'NEVER COME BACK'/His punches an SHIT IS JUS MISSIN,he takes 'DICKS IN HIS LIPS N' that proves Uhmazing doesnt need an 'army stance' to ''GET IN'' POSITION

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Battle started: January 26^th 2013 at 21:32
Challenger joined: January 29^th 2013 at 04:56

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2013-01-29 04:57:00).

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Dysfunctional <CLASSICK> Live Battler	Every bracketed word except for Uhmazing is a member of his crew Good Drop I think Comment Only Posted on: 2013-01-26 21:38:46
Evolution <BowDown>	^^ Haha hell yeah I noticed that bro, very clever my guy. I'll definitely hop on this ASAP. I'm doing some work right now but if I don't get on this TODAY, I'll definitely get tomorrow cause I got 3 days off. Solid drop though man, I'll try to send this to hot list! LC all day though nonetheless. Comment Only Posted on: 2013-01-28 11:58:13
Dysfunctional <CLASSICK> Live Battler	thanks bro Comment Only Posted on: 2013-01-28 17:28:26
Sucio Basic Member	Better in all categories.. fv Voted: Dysfunctional / Evolution Posted on: 2013-01-29 05:26:39
Letum <AC's>	One was way too simple in the multie area, the other had better wordplay (some of it was awful tho no lie), and punches, clear winner imo. FAIRS IN Voted: Dysfunctional / Evolution Posted on: 2013-01-29 08:02:03
UhMAZING <KILLERS.>	Hmmm..Interesting battle. Looks like I'm not the only one that KNOWS I BEAT ATELERON in all rights. Liked Disposition's concept with the whole "Name drop" shit going on. Ate still cappin' words that don't rhyme which throws off the whole structure and flow of the verse. Gave this to Disposition for cleverness and all around better concepts and punches. Don't come on my page whining and bitching if you don't like the vote, Send bars. Voted, Fair. Do the same. Voted: Dysfunctional / Evolution Posted on: 2013-01-29 09:57:25
the real bc Basic Member	gb Voted: Dysfunctional / Evolution Posted on: 2013-01-29 14:06:05
Lizman <NAI>	Hah Dis Position. Voted: Dysfunctional / Evolution Posted on: 2013-01-29 14:46:08
Rounin Exclusive Member	LC all day. Good shit from Disposition though. And At you really need to block Uh. Dude hat votes EVERY SINGLE ONE of your battles. That or get him banned. Comment Only Posted on: 2013-01-29 18:53:53
Dysfunctional <CLASSICK> Live Battler	that wasnt exactly a hate votte fayz Comment Only Posted on: 2013-01-29 19:59:25
Evolution <BowDown>	^ It was a hate vote bro. Check out my other 50 battles he hate voted. Comment Only Posted on: 2013-01-30 00:36:59
Dysfunctional <CLASSICK> Live Battler	so you're saying u shhould beat me 4-0 Comment Only Posted on: 2013-01-30 08:44:57
Evolution <BowDown>	Nah bro, idc if a fair voter votes against me, but he's NOT a fair voter. Comment Only Posted on: 2013-01-30 10:45:23
Dysfunctional <CLASSICK> Live Battler	He gave an expo so and he made it close I consider hate votes like 10-1 or 9-2 Comment Only Posted on: 2013-01-30 15:45:56
Rounin Exclusive Member	Nah there are different tiers of hate voting. He's the subtle type. A smart (barely) hate voter. Cuz he makes it look like its legitimate with a bsed expo but it really doesn't make any sense cuz dude has no IDEa wtf he's talking about. Dumbass hate voters do that 10-1 shit. You know it's a hate vote cuz dude has gone on his last 15+ battles and downvotes even though EVERYONE ELSE votes for him. Something's fishy. Comment Only Posted on: 2013-01-31 08:38:00


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