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Reppin: Tucson, Arizona, United States

TeXsPiLLzZZ (100%) WINNER

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Reppin: South Bend, Indiana, United States

Jokes-up

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prepare to get bitch-SLAPPED & ATTACKED, step anywhere near outta line im SMACKIN-YA-BACK, its an ACTUAL-FACTS; you think your shits tight? damn then i must be VACUUM-PACKED!(ha),/when im ATTACKIN-A-TRACK, its equivalent of CLAPPIN-A-GAT, your're WACK and in FACT i've heard better rhmyes from CAT-IN-THE-HAT!,/ look bro you facing a demented killa like a vietnam MARINE-ITCHIN-2-BLAST, u seem gay tryna be a model walkin with a mean twist WHEN-YOU-PASS,
your just another soft-hearted-cretin pms-ing extreme fits BUT-YOU-TRASH!, and you mad because you kno if joke is accepting this im KICKIN-YO-ASS!!,/."joke snuffed me when i wasnt looking" .. man spare me LECTURE, so icy when light hit my medallion u'd swear i was wearing REFLECTORS profession-PUSSY-DETECTOR! i can SPOT-EM-IN-YOUR-CREW!!!, you not even worth the gum i'd scrape of the BOTTOM-OF-MY-SHOE!,/ your stuck at the CROSSROADS of life and death all cause of these HARSH-BLOWS the heat i spit could liquify THE-NORTH-POLE but id rather 'figure-4' ya ass till the judges swear you tappin out 'i quit'  in MORSE-CODE!!(whoa), i SPARK-FLOWS 2 rip you a new ARSHOLE n leave ya HEART-FROZE, you being A "diamond in the rough"? nah more like a worthless PEICE-OF-CHARCOAL!!/ i thought hunger was 4 real niggas only but you reppin for QUEENS&DIKES/ now i got you all "gassed-up" like you drinkin warm with BEANS&RICE!!,/ your reaction to this verse was like : "Damn hes to nice", my niggas call me 'the god' and NO JOKE  the way im sonning thesze niggahs im considering to change my name to "JESUS CHRIST"(:0),/ this is your punsishment im supose to SPANK-YOU, leave you with fractured wrist & BROKEN-ANKLES, and have you watch me raise hell past heavens highest level til it CHOKES-THE-ANGELS!!,/ my smart raps STALK TRACKS & RIP-APART-FACTIONS, the miracle worker; my rhymes can make a man with no hand START-CLAPPIN!!,/.'sweat' nigga!!!! i bring more heat then a COMET-DRAG-2-CATS, heres the siccest 'joke' ,ima eamailin my rap with a VOMIT-BAG-ATTACHED!!/ i RAP-FEROCIOUS, this verse is hip hop in MASSIVE-DOSES i throw a rhyme that'll blow your mind like PLASTICE-EXPLOSIVES!!,/ ill bust a NUTTER-BUTTER for you stupid MOTHER-FUCKERS my gat? ill tuck it under and your bitch know i got a pants full of 'lolipops' for a world full of FUCKING-SUCKERS!,/ this is my heart in it EMOTIONAL-STATE, broken BY-FAITH a ride on the ROLLERCOASTER-OF-FATE, just COPIN-WITH-HATE calling the lords name & hopin he OPENS-THE-GATE!!/ezy

TeXsPiLLzZZ

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jokes-up...
this joke.....a biter like gold mic
he bold but bite off white...
ya stink ...
here proof ..dead in the link!!!
http://www.goldmic.com/battles/view.cfm?bid=155035













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http://www.goldmic.com/battles/view.cfm?bid=15503

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Battle started: September 27^th 2012 at 17:49
Challenger joined: September 27^th 2012 at 18:23

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2012-09-27 18:23:32).

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Jokes-up Basic Member	drinkin warm milk with beans nd rice lil typo Comment Only Posted on: 2012-09-27 17:50:55
Q <....> Shirai Ryu	Not bad dude, not bad at all. Comment Only Posted on: 2012-09-27 18:10:44
Jokes-up Basic Member	thanks bro Comment Only Posted on: 2012-09-27 18:14:43
TeXsPiLLzZZ <SwagLikeUS>	http://www.goldmic.c om/battles/view.cfm? bid=155035 biter ass dude Comment Only Posted on: 2012-09-27 18:25:45
Murderous Swag <Androidz>	Auto win to tru text jokes has bit an entire verse Voted: Jokes-up / TeXsPiLLzZZ Posted on: 2012-09-27 18:34:48
rentonsickboy Basic Member	fv Voted: Jokes-up / TeXsPiLLzZZ Posted on: 2012-09-28 02:58:35


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