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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 32 Lines

Godbody (40%)

Summer Champion
Discord Battler

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: Legion of Doom

Reppin: Paterson, New Jersey, United States

Xanda (60%) WINNER

Grand Champion
Scheme Champion
Live Battler

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: Pandemonium

Reppin: World

Godbody

you're WHACK, bEHOLD - I'm GREATNESS. & be GLAD FOR MOSES' SAKE that I don't BASH OR BLOW YA FACE IN w/ a GAT-or-CHROME I'm WAVIN get irRATIONAL wITH STATEMENTS then I'll MAP MY WHOLE INVASION, what you STASH IS FOR DA TAKING, you won't HAVE A HOME TO STAY IN/ I'll SMASH YOUR HO & MAKE IT so her BACK IS BLOWN FOR AGES, make her PACK HER CLOTHES n' THANGS & then we HAVE OUR OWN VACATION!! /MASK MY NOSE n FACE & then I'll SLASH MY FOE & CHASE HIM like the AXE I'm HOLDIN JASON's/. . . .Voor-hees, oh-please... I think ya TRASHY FLOW IS BASIC. Let's go BACK TO OLDEN DAYS when I would HAVE or THROW OCCASSIONS/ ...and be THRASHED n SORTA WASTED gettin ASS FROM WHORES das' NAKED/ I'd have your mother on her BACK & WHORE WOULD TAKE IT, now I'm LAUGHING HOMIE, AIN't IT funny how your DADDY GOIN APESHIT?/You're a human being & I'm a HALF-IMMORTAL ANCIENT, so AFTER-HOLMES is NAMELESS I'll head BACK TO HOME IN SPACESHIPS!/ I'm an underground artist, makin TRACKS w/ MOTIVATION. he's an "underground artist"  - he likes to PRACTICE ON HIS PAINTINGS when he's TRAPPED ALONE IN BASEMENTS!/ I give battles a "stroke of genius" like einstein COLLAPSING, HOLDIN PAGES of his FACTS & NOTED PHRASES/...I jus "SNAP" like BROKEN TABLES on da BACK OF HULK & 'TAKER/ in Wrestle-mania events when it wasn't WHACK n HOPELESS CABLE & we SAT AT HOME AND TAPED IT!!/ I got bars...everytime i RAP I'M THROWIN GREATNESS at any CAT WHO HOPES TO TAKE THIS & be MAD WHEN VOTERS RATE IT/ I mean.. >>>>I got bars!!! like when i'm AT MY HOMIE's PLACE & sip cogNAC igNORIN CHASERS takin NAPS FROM ALL DIS DRANKIN'/...>>>You got bars?<<< Yeah, eatin CANDY FROM-da-PLACES sellin Snickers, Twix, Milky Way, & any BRAND YOU'VE KNOWN & TASTED/...or maybe "you got bars" simply cuz you HAVE A PHONE TO PLAY WITH!! /If its an ANIMAL-im-FACIN? well I'll HAVE-em-THROWN IN CAGES give em BATHS-n-SHOW my NEIGHBORS how to treat an ANIMAL & TAME IT!/I'll dis-respect the ASHES OF YA GRAMPS n SORTA MAKE IT/Somethin outta this world..When I put that "SAD URN TO YOUR ANUS!"(rofl)/...Hollywood connection on da GATS I'm HOLDIN WAVIN. Cuz da "Tommy Cruise & Will Smith"....leave da ACTIN FOR DA STAGES/If you gettin RASH & SORTA BRAVE then I'll just HAVE TO THROW DA BANGERS/& give ya "Cap ten hooks" like I'm da CAPTAIN oF DA SAILORS when peter PAN wAS ON HIS RAVINGS/.... or I'm tryna re-ENACT DA SHORTY's DAY WHEN Snooki from Jersey Shore thought her HAT WAS BLOWN AWAY QUICK, in that little bar, when a JAB WAS THROWN HER WAY, BITCH!/(One scheme.......HoodRich)

Xanda

you a BEAST and TEXTING DOPE? a Vet wit stanza's and you KEEP a THREAT'NIN FLOW? ....... your rapping should wet its pants bruh, P just LET IT GO! cause when they SEE me SETUP PULSE no one would feel that verse if ya SCHEME Was STETHOSCOPE!!! you over hype yaself saying Pulse > HOV, NAS, and our OWN GOD? you couldn't be Gudda with the Pen if you BOWLED DOG, so if you try to SHOW OFF i'll make ya ego flatline now they see PULSE LOST!!!! so STOP IT DOG, with all that POPPING OFF, i'll ROCK YA JAW while you wear ya STUNNA SHADES, stomp ya FUCKING FACE and say MOSOLTOV!!!  but you so frail you'd get cut if i scraped you with COTTON BALLS, and if lightnin hit everyone you still wouldn't be SHOCK N AWE!! (all) YOU THE GREATEST? this FOOL IS FAKING, wrote your 32 lines hoping a NOOB WOULD TAKE IT, until i gripped the "excalibur" in my "palms"   use it like LUKE WIT SABERS to knock the "chip of ya shoulder" and "strip" you a part like we're CRUISIN VEGAS!!! this some DIFFERENT SHIT  like a RAIN OF FIRE, so how you gonna STAY ALIVE WHEN you couldn't handle a HIDDEN MIST?!?! lmfao and you've "wasted the time and effort" so no wonder you couldn't have EFFICIENT SHIT!!! so its Ironic that ya "third L" comes from SWISHHA KID!!!! ......this is all a keystyle...... with punches making his face resemble some CHEWED FOOD, so how yall think "Bud Wiser" when his "Coors Light"(cores).. and these punches'll BREWS DUDE!!! i gotta HUNCH THAT we're NOT THE SAME HENCE I'm MAKING YOU be STUCK IN A AWKWARD STAGE SINCE YA FAKING DUDE, and these PUNCHES ROCKIN FRAMES N PLACING YOU.... UP IN PARKIN SPACES THATS BABY BLUE!!!  so SAVE IT YOU STUPID FAM, start PAYING YA DUES.. CAUSE MAN i've made you a "Crip' tonight" for thinking your > THAN SUPERMAN!!! lmfao... when i write, THEY SAY SICK, for you? they always ask why you SAY GAY SHIT, so why would we "Straight Jack it" cause "PEE WEE" only felt ya raps from BEBE'S KIDS!!! everything this ACTOR SAY IS Just SO AVERAGE, and its weird, you INFATUATED WITH COKE ADDICTS that PLAYED IN A SHOW THAT IS about two FLAMING N OLD FAGGOTS!?!!? so please EXPLAIN THAT IN YO STATUS?!?! OCK IS A JOKE, ya shits never PROVOCATIVE SO, i'm POPPING A FO, busting the lead "for'm" to get "Up In his Threads" like its a POPULAR POST!!!! he putting CRACK UP IN THE BEATS?... and people COPPING YA FLOW?  BACK UP IN THE STREETS..... PuhhhLeeeeeasseee even wit GRAVEL IN BLOOD STREAMS they wouldn't be ROCKIN IT PULSE!!!!!! so only time ya "bars flaming?" is when you DROPPING THE SOAP!!!!

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Battle started: March 15^th 2011 at 19:20
Challenger joined: March 16^th 2011 at 01:28

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2011-03-16 01:28:10).

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LOQ Basic Member	Imma start writing now,... Voted: Godbody / Xanda Posted on: 2011-03-15 19:25:51
Xanda <TV> Grand Champion Scheme Champion Live Battler	fuck that get this battle erased and send it to me Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-15 19:28:17
Missing	pulse is so.......... Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-15 19:34:23
LOQ Basic Member	lol, i got some nice shit already..he can send u something too. Voted: Godbody / Xanda Posted on: 2011-03-15 19:34:37
CSKiLLz <SSG>	Dope Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-15 19:41:06
DESSA <MAGA>	im guessing this ah Teaser Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-15 19:41:58
Godbody <LoD> Summer Champion Discord Battler	It sure is. Of what's to come in the text tourney, I guess. Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-15 19:43:07
LOQ Basic Member	NO HOODRICH ALLOWED IN THE TOURNEY.. Voted: Godbody / Xanda Posted on: 2011-03-15 19:43:38
Godbody <LoD> Summer Champion Discord Battler	^^^Hahaha, knowin my ass...i'll prolly miss the cut. or what usually happens - i no show a battle cuz somethin comes up.... Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-15 19:44:43
LOQ Basic Member	lol that would be fucked up. Voted: Godbody / Xanda Posted on: 2011-03-15 19:50:19
GodTheReptilian <AC's> Other Wordly	I would destroy this shit...swear to 'God'. LO, if you are not goin to post...let me know. I'll body it...word...peace. Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-15 20:33:53
FreeWinGuy Basic Member	well since noone is going to get at this..i might as well...shit u can still send this to them all...but damn im going to make me 2-for-2...with us pULSe..(cant tell ya who i am)..but peek ur losing stats..im 1 of those 2 that u lost too Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-15 20:34:43
reEFer <Hoodrich> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion	you repeated alot of shit, homie.. Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-15 20:34:56
GodTheReptilian <AC's> Other Wordly	indeed... Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-15 20:36:44
FreeWinGuy Basic Member	yeah i noticed that too..but it dont matter i wont go hard on it...but hold up before i start the assassination process..n let the words "just flow"..is anyone else thinking bout taking this..speak now or forever hold your peace Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-15 20:39:20
GodTheReptilian <AC's> Other Wordly	Fuck it...I'm takin this. Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-15 20:40:09
GodTheReptilian <AC's> Other Wordly	Speak now..you have 10mins Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-15 20:40:48
FreeWinGuy Basic Member	n ill keep scheme... Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-15 20:42:08
LOQ Basic Member	Mfucka check your profile lol i said u can have it. Voted: Godbody / Xanda Posted on: 2011-03-15 20:50:20
Godbody <LoD> Summer Champion Discord Battler	ALOT of shit? no, relax...not even close to alot. Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-15 21:02:17
O_G	holy shit lol Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-15 21:05:02
O_G	Hoodrich! Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-15 21:05:11
Frankie Clipz <Androidz>	I think i just came(no homo).... if this how hoodrich going in then fuck it i'm quitting this site right now... lol good shit bro! Voted: Godbody / Xanda Posted on: 2011-03-15 21:23:34
LOQ Basic Member	well since yall finna let this sit here.... Voted: Godbody / Xanda Posted on: 2011-03-15 21:30:31
Mind Fuck <Androidz> Hall Of Famer Tag Team Champion The Kid Gonzo	Lmao if I knew this was gunna be here so long I woulda been typing Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-15 22:50:33
Mutilate <Thiiink> Basic Member	Not only did you repeat like Reef said. But you had a few broken multis. Also, why write a scheme battle as a open with NO punches? Lmao if anyone answer this with punches maybe a little wordplay n a flow. Pff they're taking this easy homie. Voted: Godbody / Xanda Posted on: 2011-03-15 23:04:42
LOQ Basic Member	Lol somebody take this pls. Voted: Godbody / Xanda Posted on: 2011-03-15 23:19:51
BlizzardBrony <FDSB>	let the noob take it, yeah exactly, me Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-15 23:55:40
GodTheReptilian <AC's> Other Wordly	Fuck it...Im typing...~puts on headphones~...PLEASE no-one touch! Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-16 00:11:30
BlizzardBrony <FDSB>	well dat homee said the magic p word, aight stage is yours, eve thouhg I WAS 3/4 DONE Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-16 00:16:08
Xanda <TV> Grand Champion Scheme Champion Live Battler	first 32 line i've ever keystyled. i was scared one of dem muhfuckas was gonna take it.... SOLO BITCH!! Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-16 01:28:53
EJT Live Battler	SOLO Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-16 01:52:27
reEFer <Hoodrich> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion	SOLO Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-16 01:53:11
DESSA <MAGA>	daymn.. now let me read this Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-16 02:17:46
RULE <CLASSICK> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion Rookie Champion Tag Team Champion	Damn... Hoodrizzzzzzich. Comment Only Posted on: 2011-03-16 06:26:26
Tek Notez <POPs>	aight...nice battle here...one had the flow other had the punches...keeping it concealed...fairs in...respect it.. Voted: Godbody / Xanda Posted on: 2011-03-16 08:49:03
LOQ Basic Member	8ish vs 9ish...May Tourney Champ Vote Voted: Godbody / Xanda Posted on: 2011-03-16 18:28:01
Rory Basic Member	This was a veryy good battle. I thought ones concepts were just abit fresher. Although other dude made me laugh like hell on some of the personal hits. Voted: Godbody / Xanda Posted on: 2011-03-17 19:37:03
illinium <SPECTRE> Exclusive Member	Fair one is in. One had some fresher concepts and better wordplay, punches and multis. Voted: Godbody / Xanda Posted on: 2011-03-17 22:27:59
Frankie Clipz <Androidz>	Agree with tec as far as expo.... fair vote good fucking battle Voted: Godbody / Xanda Posted on: 2011-03-19 12:20:35
Mutilate <Thiiink> Basic Member	Efficient... Im not being a faggot. Its called telling it how it is and if you dont like it I dont really give a shit. Fair vote is in. Pulse props for keeping a entire scheme for 32 lines with a few hiccups, but still big ups. Voted: Godbody / Xanda Posted on: 2011-03-19 13:00:53


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