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Real Talk (65%) WINNER

Hall Of Famer
Grand Champion
Tag Team Champion
Live Battler

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: Hoodrich All Stars

Reppin: Syracuse, New York, United States

MahVulus (35%)

Hall Of Famer

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: I AM GOD

Reppin: District Heights, Maryland, United States

Real Talk

....:high:.... Look, I be RHYMIN WIT POISONOUS SKILL and NINES I GRIP FORCE EM 2 CHILL/ So if GUYS THINK DIS WHORE CAN RIP REAL dey HIGH OFFA MORPHEAUS PILLS!!/I dont TYPE ANYMORE BUT I STILL 
"SHINE" LIKE ITS GOLD IN MY GRILL ....:high:.... Shit, MAHVULUS KNOW WUS DA DEAL. I Made dat style he took-but-hey, I couldnt-pay da CHILD ABORTIONIST BILL!!/ Youza loser vs Lucifer. I got da DEMONOUS HELL FLOW ../ Thinkin Talk-is-trash? I'll "Spark"-his-ass like WEED INNA L SO jus get-low or see-guns cuz youza "Big-Joke" like Re-runs of da KENAN AND KEL SHOW!!/ We all SEE YOU A FRAIL HOE dat was neva VICIOUS WITTA TOOLIE../ Wus SPITTIN FROM DA OOZIE a turn ya LIVER TO A SMOOTHIE!!I been-sprayin-da-chrome since-Raven-Simone was KICKIN IT WIT RUDY!!/ Fuck said u rhyme-it-swell? Yall Mind-as-well CALL DIS A MIS-MATCH../ His swagger-quick-to-melt. Talk BARS DAT HE SPIT CRACK. U Betta off Battlin-yaself ....... *Thinks* ........ Aww shit, you ALREADY DID DAT!!(LMAO!)/ Nigga, you bout as "Soft"-as-average-feathers puttin all-ya-swags-2gether now dis NIGGY THINKIN HE GOD??/ Talkin like you "Harder"-den-crust?? Yea "MahVulus-Nuts" like what he WISH HE GIVIN HIS BROAD(Damn!)/ 
He THINK HE PIMPIN BUT DOG you nuttin LESS DEN A COWARD .../ U got-raps but neva drop-tracks? u wont get a deal TEXTIN FOR HOURS. Wit da music-schemes dude-im-mean. My-raw-flames got-"More-plays" den a movie-scene wit JESSICA ALBA havin SEX IN DA SHOWER!!/ U a Boss?-Word? Nah-sir, you "Softer" den a BED FULLA FLOWERS ....:high:.... Dis bitch-should-"Jet" for I hit-his-chest and leave a "Bigger-MESS" DEN DA TOWERS!!/ Im fuckin-sicknin. Whats-da-difference? Well, I SPIT IT DOPE AND YOU KINDA LAME. Shit-dis-vet spit-in-text "Gets-finessed" like FINGER ROLLS COMIN DOWN DA LANE!!/ Shit-I-Tote will cause HIM-2-"FLOAT" LIKE ALL KINDA PLANES!! U hella-amped but check-it-fam u got a Betta-chance seein a NIGGA VOTIN FOR JOHN MCCAIN!!(Yadig?)/ I smash-dudes. Who gettin "Cash-U?"
Stop Lyin BOY, U "FRESH NUTS"/ ... *Puts out roach* ..... Now as I ROLL DIS NEXT DUTCH, hoe,-listen-good cuz u dont roll-wit-da-pipe-dude. I Know some "Boys-in-da-hood" wit hearts cold-as-a-"Ice-Cube" dat'll "BLOW YA CHEST UP" like u MORRIS CHESSNUT!!!(Riiickyyyyyy!!!!!)/ Yea, Da FLOW IS WAY SLICKER
I-rap-and-Text-it-raw. *De-Swagg*-wit-*Meta4's* leave em *SO AMAZED* NIGGA!!!!/ .....:high:..... Matta fact, Ya Crew'll-get-smashed-in. Truely-its-sad-when u Recruited-some-captains Helpin other crews-get-dey-laugh-in cuz all dese HOES DA SAME NIGGA!!(Fuckin Dumbass)/ Dis DRO AND HAZE TWISTER KNOWN TO AIM TRIGGAS so if dis dude dont hop-off-my-cock wit dem Fraudulent-drops, yall gon see "MahVulus-Shot" Like a JORDAN GAME WINNER!!!/ Eva had DOPE 2 SLANG NIGGA?!?! Hell naw, dis FRAUD LIKELY 2 GET SCARED/ & while his BAR STYLE AINT SHIT RARE my SONGS "WILD" AS HIS HAIR! So if he bring dat DOGPILE OF SHIT HERE Imma have to Sever-dis-queer and "End-his-career" like how SHAWN MICHEALS DID RIC FLAIR!!!(Woooo!)/ Dis-bitch-isnt-hard. Get-rid-of-da-ball QUICK CUZ MY DUDES IS BLITZIN .../ Leave em "Holy"-like-bibles-are so-if-dis-guy-is-"God" im LYRICAL CRUCIFIXION!!./ Gave ya bitch da pipe-here and like Times-Square, dat "BROAD WAY" OPEN!!/ TALK STAY "POTENT" like LONG HAZE ROACHES but is guy-is-a-lame dat wouldnt "Slide-in-da-game" as a ARCADE TOKEN!!!/ :high:

MahVulus

DAWG I'M CLUTCH like Reggie Miller DROPPING BASKETS/ I Bet-He-Feel-Da BOXING JABS WHEN my 
ARMS IS UP So he ain't TALKING MUCH when I "TARVER PUNCH" this 'ROCKY' HAS-BEEN {fell off nukka}/ 
GLOCKS BE BLASTIN, I "Blow Suckers" who be "LOLLY GAGGIN"/ SORRY FAGGOT!/ I was buyin "Homes" when you was YAHTZEE "PADDIN"/ buying REAL ESTATE So if dis NIGGA SAY he "DEAL-WIT-WEIGHT"..... Duuuh .... check out OCKIES FAT CHIN!{LMAO look at it}/ why TALK BE ACTIN like he HOT AS MAHV IS?..NIGGA NOOOO 
If you was INNA SHOW "GIVIN JOKES" thats when you GOT IT "CRACKIN"/ DAWG ME PAD IS fulla 'COCKY' RAPPIN so my RHYMES IS 'HARD'/ but WHEN HE DROP?? his Bars an "BELLY FLOP" without a DIVING BOARD!/ NIGGA EWWW..I went to SYRACUSE to FIND HIS BROAD? but his Wife an ~EX STINK~ like da DINOSAURS!/ FACE-IT-FOOL dem JACOB JEWLS'LL neva ICE YA ARM {nope} He got on "Silver Wear" like Inside my CHINA DRAWERS/ COUSIN IS BORN SHIT But you think u :high: AS GOD???/ den why u ain't PUFFIN DAT SURE PIFF as da DIME YOU SPARKED???/ but keep "COMIN UP SHORT, DICK" like most of CHINAS DRAWLS!!!!{LMAO you ain't hard}/ IMA LORD with DIMES FA' WHORES cuz da BOY IS SO PIMPED/ Talk YO OWN BITCH "say i'm daddy" like MAURY POVICH/ HOMIE BOGUS! so if dis COCKY VILLIAN catch him Real-TALKIN DAT BIG TRASH?/ MAH'VULUS FEELIN ta' SPARK TILL DA CIG CRACK/ like Post OFFICE PAVALLIONS, an He forGOTTEN A LICKED STAMP on postCARDS or A GIFT BAG?!..MAH'VULUS EMPH CLAPS takes dis Male Form {mail form} 
an "send ALL OF HIS SHIT BACK"!!!{haha}/ on yo BLOCK, AN CHILLIN'? still DAWG'LL GET BITCH SMACKED!, he'll be TALKING DIFFERENT when I "KNOCK HIS GRILL IN" like a BAR-B-QUE MIS-HAP!!!/ but, HOW DID YOU GET THAT LARGE IN YO PIC-- DAG! shoulda let OFF WITH DA BIG MACS an wen SHOPPING FOR SLIM FAST {you chunky dawg}/ I MUST BE GOD slash da GLOCK HOLDER, YA DIG/ wether Hand-Ta'-Hand? 
"MAN ta' MAN" You still GOT-"ZONES"-TO DEFEND/ cuz if DAWG OPEN HIS LIPS????/ I'll THROW-DEM DUKES AN "throw TALK OVER DA FENCE" like Convo on HOME IMPROVEMENT/ when I was doin HOME IMPORVEMENTS, you was WORKIN- "2 GIGS" like some I-POD ROOM/ Call this GUY GOD DUKE or I'll leave dis GUYS-"STARS"-... *POOF*/ cuz when MY-ARMS-SHOOT leavin "allstars lit" like when SKIES DARK BLUE/ your SPEAKIN FABLES, talkin my WIFE BOPPED YOU!! like CASINO TABLES you wanna see this GUYS "CARDS PULLED"???/ I'll tell you why Talk did like 'WINNEBAGOS' an WHY-"HOLMES"-MOVED!/ it was bout MIDDLE APRIL... nah... LIKE BOUT JUNE/ Talk peeped his Ho GETTIN PREGGO an thought LIKE, "YO, HMMM.. Ion member my BROAD GETTIN DIS fuckin LARGE FRICKIN QUICK"/ "our last fuck was bout a HOT MONTH when she said DAWG I'M PREGA'NANT, so HOW COME she already ALL BIG AS SHIT?"/ WaterBroke..Talk Is Stoked an yelled, "AWW YUNG, where are the DOCS, COME! rips open this BROADS TUMB an YA'LL GET DIS KID!"/ there was Ilimit, TOP'S BUMS(lk), TALKS MUMS an plenty of SONG SUNG for the 'OPS FINISHED QUICK/ a blue towel was ALL FLUNG all over this FRAUDS SON, then they moved close to ALL GETTA' GLIMPSE/ then all of 'dere JAWS HUNG, especially TALKS FROM the T-Shirt dat read,..... "GODS' SON" but not NAS SECOND DISK!!!!!!!!!!!{HAHAHAHAHA SUKKA}

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Battle started: October 25^th 2008 at 18:39
Challenger joined: October 29^th 2008 at 20:48

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2008-10-29 20:48:34).

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Real Talk <Hoodrich> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion Tag Team Champion Live Battler	DaFuck is Goody Nigga ROUND 5!!! lol, less get it in ..... :high: ....... Comment Only Posted on: 2008-10-25 18:42:13
MahVulus <CALLMEGOD> Hall Of Famer	ooo yea?.. i ain't had reason to log bacc on.. but now i see i gotta come down from da clouds an get dis round 5 goin. Comment Only Posted on: 2008-10-27 07:31:58
MahVulus <CALLMEGOD> Hall Of Famer	okay now we gotta show dese amatuers how veterans move. Dis inbox fitnah get cleaned out, quick! Comment Only Posted on: 2008-10-29 20:50:10
Mr SoUr DieSeL Basic Member	I read all of this shit.... and died eight times.... ima come back to vote this shit too hard... even if i wanted to quote a quoteable.... the bars is to hard i might get banned.... sup talk... good shit yall i'll be back!!!!! early swag!!!! Comment Only Posted on: 2008-10-29 21:35:19
DaDDiO <DGAF> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion	uh-Oh .... {O_0} .... kno whut this means right? Rumble In the Jungle time Foreman... Now.. I would vote on this ...But ...cant do it lol .. aint a winner in my eyes ..that morris chessnut and fat chin line was some funny shit tho Haha Comment Only Posted on: 2008-10-29 23:35:33
Ill Kid Basic Member	close, one had a smoother flow.. Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-30 12:28:51
Illimit <MFD.> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion Live Battler	aight i'ma get coffee and come back 2 read dis.... Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-30 13:35:48
Illimit <MFD.> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion Live Battler	hahaha i really can't decide. Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-30 18:20:16
Multiple Madness <IncredMad>	Hahahahaha Lmao look at it... Adlibs were hilarious... Votes in, man this is a hot one! Imma be real genrous witht his one, because it deserves top spot! Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-30 18:47:40
swiftkeys Banned	THE FAIR IS IN Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-30 20:17:48
Top Notch Hall Of Famer	:high:....i knew they was a reason i logged on...summin told me..."Yo Top, jump on LB jus for a hot minute"...i be's damned if it aint these two peoples shootin words lol....so hol'up n' lemme read dis................. ...:faded:....i means damn!..straight up too much raw-assness in this battle...i got my pick in..but s'far as i can tell, they aint no wrong choice in this battle...big ups to these two...finally summin phresh hittin my eyes (deuces) Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-30 23:24:01
FeedMeRappers Basic Member	Illa Shit From Both.. Swagger, Nice Delieveries, Killa Punchlines.. But We Can Have Only One Winner.. FV's In Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-30 23:42:35
MacDaddySmith	the fuk... barely decided on this shit.. voted Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-31 01:22:00
DESSA <MAGA>	WOWSER!!! LET ME WARM UP THA TEA lol.. (moma get tha TEA"wat kind baby" get tha APPLE ONE..) lol Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-31 01:50:58
DESSA <MAGA>	Only Fair..(daymn) compared everyline.. was hard but .. there .. voted Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-31 02:10:52
JaCoby	Edged It Yo Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-31 04:57:26
I GET MINE Basic Member	gb Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-31 05:05:56
radiant Basic Member	some just get peed on with their mouth open Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-31 05:12:09
Mikey BarZ <Grilled> Exclusive Member	gooooood lawd this was amazin, nice to read some good quality shit for a change, my vote is in, but im keepin it a secret for the non-voted. Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-31 09:01:10
cjt Basic Member	good battle Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-31 09:01:17
Illimit <MFD.> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion Live Battler	aight I made my decision. took a couple dayz... hol'at cha boy Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-31 12:08:19
DeNiro B Milk <Hoodrich> Hall Of Famer	Somebody gotta 64 liner sittin' in they inbox. I think it gottem way shook but I gon' say no names, ya dig? Votes in! Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-31 14:37:26
MarS <MK> Basic Member	Does somebody got this nigga number ^ How did he know to randomly Drop in when Sommthin fire Popped off? Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-31 15:32:28
King_Lyric Basic Member	Honest Vote Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-31 17:06:01
Mayneak <DGAF> Hall Of Famer	DdDdDdDdDdDdDdDaaaaa aaayyyuuuuummmmmm... ....What a battle to log onto.....Aint been on in a while but my fuck haha.......Both was raw as fuck.......My Votes in........100% Fair Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-31 17:33:26
Sublim Basic Member	real great battle tho Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-31 17:42:31
remarK <LIT>	Jesus, this was Hot as hell...hard to vote. My fav line from talk was: U got-raps but neva drop-tracks? u wont get a deal TEXTIN FOR HOURS. Wit da music-schemes dude-im-mean. My-raw-flames got-"More-plays" den a movie-scene wit JESSICA ALBA havin SEX IN DA SHOWER!!..whew!! My favorite line from mahv had to be the ending Line of course hahaha shit was hilarious, but damn, i honestly was just feeling one verse a bit more. Best read in a while folks.. Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-31 18:12:52
D Day Basic Member	Nice, Fairs Tossed. Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-31 19:56:15
leon131066 Basic Member	k Comment Only Posted on: 2008-10-31 20:48:24
Manny Festo	to me one of y'all real good at bringin pop culture into lines, while the other has lines where he holds a concept throughout Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-31 20:51:43
infamous beast <RSH> Basic Member	nice shit dawgs, gb no hate Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-31 21:20:57
orangepop Basic Member	I'm sad, I wanna battle Real haha Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-10-31 22:59:42
REBUKE Basic Member	Shit-I-Tote will cause HIM-2-"FLOAT" LIKE ALL KINDA PLANES!! U hella-amped but check-it-fam u got a Betta-chance seein a NIGGA VOTIN FOR JOHN MCCAIN!!(Yadig?)/ .................... ........ nuff said... Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-11-01 01:23:34
Blvd-soldier Basic Member	tight battle Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-11-01 02:07:02
leon131066 Basic Member	yo man chech my battle 64 lines man get back at me no challenged me yet Comment Only Posted on: 2008-11-01 07:57:49
RockyYyYy <Lengensjr> Basic Member	; Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-11-01 10:09:07
KonQ242 Basic Member	damn homies nice battle fv vb Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-11-01 11:32:40
Baby Suspect Basic Member	wow just wow Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-11-01 11:35:26
NyTeMeRe <FReaKz> Basic Member	Pretty good battle but to me the victor is clear... Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-11-01 11:42:41
Amityville <EgoL> Exclusive Member	idk.. lol great battle guys. i just dont know. Comment Only Posted on: 2008-11-01 12:05:09
L0G1C Basic Member	hot shit Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-11-01 12:24:40
tekneeqz Basic Member	mos def a 10 - 10..one brought a lil more creativity... no hate my dudes.. Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-11-01 14:44:24
tekneeqz Basic Member	talk filled his bars in better, mahv had filler lines but they built up to somethin interestin' .. n the hell wit these less than 10 votes? lol.. yall kiddin' me? Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-11-01 14:45:50
text nd techs Basic Member	good ass battle Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-11-01 20:15:54
KigatyCapspilla Basic Member	hey homie dat was some hot chit Voted: Real Talk / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-11-01 20:28:46


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