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Top Notch (47%)

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Reppin: Knoxville, Tennessee, United States

MahVulus (53%) WINNER

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Reppin: District Heights, Maryland, United States

Top Notch

LISTEN DE! yous da BIGGEST GEEK ah NIGGAS SEEN! couldnt "rock a fella" in "JIGGA'S JEANS"! so PLEASE FUCK, you SQUEEZE WHUT?...yous jus mad ya MISSES BE...MISSIN ME!!(true!)...what? aint know my STEEZE WAS..so NEAT COUS?..shit, best know i aint meanin you..when i say ya girl on "DEEZ NUTS!!!n' nigga dis aint a "card game" but i gots tha TWO, PAIRED! DOUBLE DEUCE..knowin yous in TROUBLE DUDE..YOU SCARRED!..gotcha "HEART" RACIN...you START PRAYIN! so stop da FRONTS N' LIEN..for you get "CLUBBED" FA "DIAMONDS"!! get dem TECHS SPRAYED till ya DEBT-"SPADE"(debts paid)!!...see im that BETTA WHORE! what we 1-1? well afta this line...den GUESS DA SCORE!...cuz even doe ya moms still SAY YA HANDSOME...when i RAISE DA "MAGNUM"?...fuck ah "old name"...REST AH SHORE(sure)...dis da first time he really "MET A FOUR"(Meta4)!!!(huh?!?)...see..you FRAIL NIGGA!...but SHIT BOSS...Top'll blast da "TIPS OFF" like "NAIL CLIPPAS"!! getcha FACE LIFT!..but see yall...De be that GAY KID!...neva been tha STRAIGHT-EST...he "1 part bitch, 1 part fag"...like da "stars" on "Will n' GRACE! SHIT! ...FACE IT! homie ya gettin WASTED! what you gon' DO SUMMIN? gotcha GOONS COMIN like yall SWOLE BITCH? homie i "ROW/ROLL WIT" "MOE NIGS" then "SLAVESHIPS"!!!(haha)...De cant FLOOR TOP! im MORE PROP!..you HESITANT! like a "future PRESIDENT"...you "BORE OCK(barack)!!(haha)..homie dis gon' be a murder! gon' need a FLORIST DUDE!..say no MORE, ITS TRUTH!...DISPUTE?!..fuck naw...you not a VET! INSTEAD!?!..."CHECK YA HEAD"..Notch'll really "Mop da FLOOR WITCHU"!!(his profile pics haha...mop head!)...an YA WRITENS? EXCITEN?!? homie YA WYLIN!..so how da fuck YA RIDIN? when im da RAWEST MAYNE n'll knock ya "OFF YA FRAME"  like a  bad 
"ALLIGNMENT (yezzir!)..see im A TITAN thats not DA KINDEST! so fuck da "GRADES", SEE ima "TAKE D/DE"..like i said "fuck the ASSIGNMENT"!!(haha)...put dem JITTERS ON DE..so how ya FIGGA, STOP ME?!...aint know this NIGGA TOP BE..BIGGA, OCKIE?...an homie! ya CREW NAME? brangs niggas TRUE SHAME!...errbody like..."look what da "WIGGAS" TAUGHT DE..."switchin his culture"...lookin like a black "LIVERACHI"!!(dem clothes homie haha)....so sayin ya gutta? if ya SAY SO SLICK...but Notch? im MADE DOE, SHIT! told De, tha PESOS THICK!..but when this BITCH ASKED..to see tha "CHIP" STASH?!?..nigga pulled out some "QUESO DIP"!?!(dummy!)...homie baleive da SHITS MASSIVE! cuz THIS SAVAGE..SPITS PASSION! so QUIT ACTIN 'for da TIPS BLASTIN!...cuz ill get dem EAGS DUMPIN when "DE'S/D's STUNTIN" like a "BLITZ PACKAGE"!!(fa'sho!)...straight up "mash ya potato" cuz im "GRAVY GOOD"!! so beat me? dis nigga MAYBE SHOULD...PRAY HE COULD!! but he only "gettin tha boot"...like "BRADY'S FOOT"!!(Tom Brady-Patriots)....see De roll wit a BUNCH OF FAKES that LOVE TA TAKE tha BIGGEST DICKS! but LISTEN PRICK!...yall ah getcha LUNCHES TAKED! but if his "d/r's" try ta hype "or gass'em"(orgasm)..betta hope they dont "CUM/COME TOO LATE"!!!..(lmao)...cuz this TEXT MAN? SERIOUS!...voters like..."Top tha BEST DAMN..."PERIOD"....specially afta this "PUNCH YOU ATE(punctuate)!!...n' homie you one of da WIDLEST BROTHAS wit da STYLES YA LUGGIN!(haha)..musta got "carried away quick"..like da "LIGHTEST LUGGAGE"!...but i aint tha TYPE FA GRUDGES....so i jus wanna know...why ya "style" come from one of "TYRA'S JUDGES"?!?!...
http://tv.yahoo.com/j-alexander/contributor/1287449/photos/1  ......lmao(click da link n' check his profile)

MahVulus

ASS your PURLEY. if da crowd ASK the JURY, "why the bullets go DOWN FOR MURDER????"
cause someone OPENED HIS DOME an "BROKE INTA HOMES"{holmes} but the ROUNDS THE "BURGLAR"/ Top said he'd SOUND THA BURNER? thats a DUMMY LIE SENSE Top "only worth TWENTY-FIVE CENTS" so this big "quarters" POUNDS??-- A BURGER! {not a gun}/ da DESSY'LL SKET to your "TREASURY "CHEST", what we FOUNDS A STERNUM!/ i got da CROWN FOR CERTAIN/ cause with RAPPIN? I BE'S GOD!!! 
watch me SURROUND THIS VERMON like an ACTIN POLICE SQUAD!!!/ you 'ont CLAP TOMMY'S YOU BUM, he be ACTIN LIKE HE HARD, if you "SNATCH BODIES FOR FUN" it's at a CATCH-N-RELEASE POND/ 
but if i catchin you YAPPIN TO THESE MODZ?!!??!?? won't be no more ACTION FROM THESE SONGZ....
you'll get slapped whore -n- catch more "SMACK"N THAN PING PONGS!! (SMACK!!!) till ya'll heads go..."dooeeiiinngg" like i'm CLAPPIN CHINESE GONGS!! freaks say that da PACKAGE I KEEP LONG 
you make CHICKS LAUGH HARD and you was never HUNG BITCH/ said his DICK AS LARGE as the zipper they UN-ZIPPED from HIS PANTS. FAR from da MAGNUM SIZE COCK like dat KID SWAGS CHARM  
if they could ADVERTISE TOP they'd put his dick on a SLIM FAST CARD/ why you think i'ma afraid of your BIG BAD BARZ???? cause da SWAGGA RIPS MONSTERS! you better GET BACK TARD for my MAGNUMN HITS TOUNSELS!!!! when my CIG CLAPS I'LL throw you in the ALANTIC WITH LOBSTERS and da CRABS & FISH SQUANDER/ but Notch thinks he can HANDLE THIS MOBSTER???? my battles STRAIGHT TAKE LIVES!! your BATTLES GET CLOBBERED if THEY FACED LINES from these GLAM'ROUS SCRIPTS. TOP BUT how your "RANKZ AIN'T HIGH" -----and ya'll HAVE "DA PIFFSPHONSER"?!?!??!?{ but ya'll smacked right lol Nah}/ i'm like the BACK on MISS PARKER with my HOT DROPS BROTHER!! because that BROADS FAT MEAT covers the BRA STRAP PIECE so i alwayz got TOP NOTCH COVERED!!!!{OMG}/ i get my shine on durin da HOT HOT SUMMERS to keep da SMUTS ON da TEAM! you'ont "BUST'N BETWEEN" you just like to COCK BLOCK OTHERS/ you'ont gotta hear dem "POP POPS" SHUTTER cause MATICS'LL STILL FLY!! and i'ont think none of you BASTIDS CAN STILL HIDE from da CLAPPAGE you WILL FIND that i'm PACKIN DA STEEL NINE for any MEXICAN, JEWS. LESBIANS TOO, no PREFFERENCE DUDE because all backhand FAGGITS CAN STILL DIE/ i "SUIT UP"  but not no JACKET AN SILK TIE!!{not at all} tha DUECE CHUCKS LOOSE BUCKS till i have this FRUITS MUG "all on the street" like ACTIVIST REAL PRIDE/ you from TENNESSEE?? NIGGA PLEASE why you wanna fuck with the TERRAPIN LORD?? ay'll got blues music? WE'ONT CARE fuck you thought STEVE McNAIR moced to MARYLAND FOR {you can have dat nigga back}/
da home of where CARRYIN FOURS is an AMERICAN LAW so when here you better BEHAVE BITCH/ MILLIES? WE BLAZE IT if you make da SILLIEST STATEMENT bout the GULLIEST STATE WHICH ya'll hillBILLY'S BE FAKE WITH/ look SILLY don't HATE WITH how my clothes REALLY CREATIVE!! hell ya'll could borrow my OLD SHIT {LOL} DAWG I'M CLEAN, shit ALL MY JEANS are worth more Notch's WHOLE FIT {that's real}/ gilrs scream, "ain't never seen SWAG NOT FRESH, NO WAY..... in of dem pics his jean TAG TOP SAYS...."DOLCE" {NOT SWELLIN ...... GET YA'LL MONEY UP AN MAYBE YOU'LL HAVE STYLE LIKE DIS........

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Battle started: January 30^th 2008 at 21:05
Challenger joined: February 1^st 2008 at 21:03

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2008-02-01 21:03:04).

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Top Notch Hall Of Famer	haha i gotta feelin this jus might...could be...one of tha top 5 battles in LB history about to happen...les see...haha :Smack: in da buildin Swagg boy....Notches last battle for a long while....congrats n' g'luck homie (deuces) Comment Only Posted on: 2008-01-30 21:07:45
MahVulus <CALLMEGOD> Hall Of Famer	You knwo bruh.... Dog like four of ya'll sent me beef in tha same night.... Me an da nigga Oreo Boi botu to get it on next (pause) ... that battle gonna be FIRE your hear me.... This battle right here is bonkers ... Voters vote... I know you can't believe your eyes.... Comment Only Posted on: 2008-02-01 21:09:27
Liquid-Theorys Basic Member	He stylin on em DUHH Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-01 21:17:09
PumpNSqueeze Basic Member	Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-01 21:21:01
Top Notch Hall Of Famer	i think our thread has like 20 summin views....but we only gettin 2 votes haha...summin wrong their (deuces) Comment Only Posted on: 2008-02-01 22:13:50
Liquid-Theorys Basic Member	Top that Punch you ate WAS BITTEN FROM YOURSTRULEY!!!!!! hahahaha Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-01 22:42:46
Top Notch Hall Of Famer	^^^hahahaha Comment Only Posted on: 2008-02-01 22:53:30
Top Notch Hall Of Famer	im like a Emo....i like to bite myself haha (deuces) Comment Only Posted on: 2008-02-01 22:54:02
Irrepressible2	holy fuckin shit its one of th ebest battles iv read since olde v illy lol....right iv gone for the more consistent one and the one who had more WOW moments in the verse...both were fuckin hella nice with it so its fair as fuck...no h8 at all and i ent sayin who so i dont sway votes...fv GB keep it up botha ya Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-02 09:14:40
NawkOut Unbeatable	...SMACK!! Comment Only Posted on: 2008-02-02 10:17:33
Marty McFly Basic Member	wow, good battle Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-02 13:53:56
Skrabble Basic Member	Top, more consistant hard hittin punches... everything else was close Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-02 14:36:44
Lyrical MonstA	Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-02 14:51:19
mAckNoliA Basic Member	WhoOOOOOOO!... Comment Only Posted on: 2008-02-02 14:53:25
mAckNoliA Basic Member	you niggas crazy...de we needa round 2... SMACK! Comment Only Posted on: 2008-02-02 14:55:42
Multiple Madness <IncredMad>	holy fuckin shit its one of th ebest battles iv read since olde v illy lol....right iv gone for the more consistent one and the one who had more WOW moments in the verse...both were fuckin hella nice with it so its fair as fuck...no h8 at all and i ent sayin who so i dont sway votes...fv GB keep it up botha ya Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-02 15:13:52
uNeeK_ Basic Member	WHOAAA .. !Noh8 at All .. ! Bof came Wit da Fiya but Sum1 came Wit harder Hittin Punches .. ! Nice NIce battle .. ! gb fv VB .. ! Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-02 15:42:47
SAY-TEN Basic Member	both really nice vb Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-02 15:55:40
Ateleron	Fair as fuck. Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-02 16:15:39
Psychedelic <Indian> Basic Member	Fair as always...Respect it.. Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-02 16:41:23
Special-K <kRx> Basic Member	Both a yall came HARD wit it and both had almost perfect verses but I felt Tops swag from tha beginning a lil more and I read both a em twice. Fair one Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-02 16:42:33
Stakkz <DVC> Basic Member	TopNotch By A Lil. Votez Iz Fair Alwayz, Just Vote Back Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-02 17:43:16
GarageBanned <Shhh> Basic Member	::SMACK!:: Comment Only Posted on: 2008-02-02 17:53:15
christ-o Basic Member	gs Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-02 17:54:32
D Cypher Basic Member	ima say top notch got it Comment Only Posted on: 2008-02-02 18:02:56
JstashMob Basic Member	damn buhd yall spittin Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-02 20:45:22
MacDaddySmith	voted Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-03 01:46:04
Strantz Basic Member	fv Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-03 02:23:12
YouDecide Basic Member	no h8 Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-03 03:11:50
Manny Festo	fairness Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-03 11:40:22
Oreo Boi <YBMBD> Exclusive Member	as niggaz know.......I dont give out dual 10s easy. You have to REALLY impress me. Which is what ya'll did hea. TopNotch came out swingin from the jump & kept goin. Swag.......whew. His shit had me ROFL likea mofo. So I give it to Swagger cause he just had more "oomph" to it". Great show fellas.......... Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-03 13:25:33
iTen Basic Member	top easy.... yall need to learn structure. looks like a seizure that is supposed to rhyme.... Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-03 14:22:23
Visual~Eyez Basic Member	damn top's card approach took it fa me fv vb or send beef Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-03 14:52:23
Butterz15 Basic Member	best Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-03 19:55:06
Pretty_Boy Basic Member	yo i like what i sees Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-03 20:44:45
21 GrAmS Basic Member	i'm like the BACK on MISS PARKER with my HOT DROPS BROTHER!! because that BROADS FAT MEAT covers the BRA STRAP PIECE so i alwayz got TOP NOTCH COVERED!!!!{OMG}/ swag had a couple more whoa moments both had them tho this is straight fiyer... from both... good shit Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-03 23:47:43
pyro maniac Basic Member	DE SWAG with more complex and creative shit no hate vb cuz i aint read this whole 32 fo nuthin Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-04 10:01:44
lilyoung Basic Member	vb Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-04 11:41:15
p-j Basic Member	ooooweeeee Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-04 11:44:00
Quaze Basic Member	y Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-04 12:49:30
BATTERBOI <TroubleSum> Basic Member	fv Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-04 13:27:16
Lyrical killa A Basic Member	CANT REALLY DECIDE 50/50 I GUESS Comment Only Posted on: 2008-02-04 14:20:08
GOONIE MOE Basic Member	NO H8 Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-04 15:07:31
Top Notch Hall Of Famer	haha im lovin tha last few votes...2's, 6's...pssh...(deuces ) Comment Only Posted on: 2008-02-04 16:20:11
Ocean Ave Basic Member	to me de ran away with it...both crazy Voted: Top Notch / MahVulus Posted on: 2008-02-04 22:01:12


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