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MahVulus (35%)

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Crew: I AM GOD

Reppin: District Heights, Maryland, United States

Illimit (65%) WINNER

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Reppin: Aurora, Colorado, United States

MahVulus

Swag and Illy? There's no COMPARIN THEM EVEN/ My WRITES SICKER. I'm LIKE JIGGA he another "AMERICAN DREAMIN" But i'ont CARE IF YOU "SLEEPIN"/ I Wake em up, I "Ring the alarm" like BEYONCE' KNOWLES/ An leave em SPEECHLESS an as "BITTERSWEET" AS the KANYE POEM/ Illy, I'm the ROCK, KAY HOLMES? But I ain't gon Lay the SMACKDOWN YET/ I tell what i found in my BACKGROUND CHECK on this WACK CLOWN (YES!)/ He a CHUMP-IN DISQUISE/ FRONTIN HE GANGSTER, Check his pics he UP IN A BLAZER prolly Macy's BUTTON-UP LINE/ "you HANDLE KEYS?", Yea on your PIANO DWEEB you COME UP WITH LIES with the talk of STUFF THAT YOU TRIED/ Cuz NO-SIR, you look like "Rhianna's" CHAUFFER so "SHUT UP AN DRIVE!" (get it?)/ I can FUCK UP YA LIVES like BAD DECISIONZ/ If he say he ain't a FAGGOT YA'LL? his ASS IS FIBIN/ Prolly get his Salad Tossed if they put his ASS IN PRISON! (what?!)/ If this BASTID BITCHIN? I'll come thru and SMACK YA SHIT IT!/ But i'ont need no BABY POWDER, An homie MAYBE SOUR after he hears my ventures durin CRAZY HOURS/ I'm fuckin DUDE'S BITCH. But he only seen her "TU-LIPS" when he brought this LADY FLOWERZ/ You ain't even LICKED THE CAT/ And other girls throw your DIGITS BACK if you ever try and GET WIT DAT/ You a DORK DUDE, Even "New YORK 2" said you ain't "Entertainer" cuz instead of FRICKIN SHAQ you kept comin up like "MIDGET MAC" (too small)/ But ILLIMIT i WILL-ADMIT i SLAY YA WIFE/ DAY-n-NIGHT i come thru the WINDOW FOR 'ER then i BEND HER OVER and i BLAZE IT RIGHT, Cuz she be SAYIN LIKE, "Illy's a AWFUL BUMMER" So when she "CALLS THE PLUMMER?" I'm come thru to LAY THE PIPE!/ But quickly i PACK MY NUTS Cause the MAGNUM BUST (GASP I'M FUCKED) so i GRAB MY STUFF/ So while your YOUNGIN NAPS like RUNNIN BACKS out the BACK I RUSH (Zoom!)/ Months later Illy's like, "What HAPPENED, SHUCKS..... This a CRAZY MORN, Cause my BABIES BORN but we're white an he's BLACK AS FUCK!!!" [HaHa]/ & I'ont CARE IF IT HURTS, I from the home of the MARYLAND TERPS where you can see the TORTOISE AT/ We the SORTA CATS where people HATE TA COME, We "MAKE EM RUN" like we gave Denver Clinton PORTIS BACK!/ Plus, Ya CHROUS WACK/ That ain't fuckin RAW NIGGA!/ You "ain't gotta shot in hell" unless it's HARD LIQUOR from Satan's BARTENDER/ Cuz I "turned em OFF QUICKER" then a BUNCH OF LINES on BUSTA RHYMES hanes DRAWS NIGGA infront of RAH DIGGA (Wow)/ STOP WANKSTER/ You NOT GANGSTER/ Ya'll think OCKIE is GRITTY?/ He only "drops crack" so he can try an steal BOBBY from WHITNEY (faggot)/ Real talk this faggot would wanna PROLLY get BIZZY/ He'd be like, "~MY PEROGATIVE~, is to GIVE MY ALL YA DIG, Ya think he'd FALL FOR WHIT?.... Nah, NOT-IF-HE WIT ME!"/ You on letsbeef, You not a real CELEBRITY HO/ And the Denver crack game will NEVER SEE DOUGH Cause OCKIE OUNCES? Nah, on the ROCKY MOUNTAINS the only place they EVER SEE SNOW/ It's BETTER WE KNOW that Illy Really is not SELLIN BIG/ Don't listen what he TELLIN KIDS This nigga YELLIN FIBS/ Cuz you havin BRICKS OF POWDER? Is like VICK ALLOWED UP in that doghouse at ELLEN'S CRIB (never!)/ But i GOT SNOW BIRDIES and i GOT DOUGH EARLY But ya'll lookin NOT SO WORTHY/ My SET is GETTIN LARGE, You couldn't "REP DENVER HARD" in a Pioneers and BONCOS JERSEY/ I'm stackin NACHOS EARLY/ You been havin to TIME YA BUDGET/ SIGH AN PLUMMET into your damage car that's the KINDA BUCKET i wouldn't TRY AN FUCK-WIT/ But i would turn around your FLIMSY VENUE, Cuz I'ont need a WENDY'S MENU to BUY YA NUGGETS (denver nuggets)/ NOT ONE GUN MENTIONED .... Match me.

Illimit

Sup, DeDe? see how dey HONOR US? dey ON OUR NUTS! yUp, IT'S A FACT, this SHIT'S A "WRAP," like MariJUANA BLUNTS! but now for da SPAR SESSION; so here's a HARD LESSON to make Swagg START SWEATING like a SAUNA DOES!/ lil dawgie, you NOT A THUG.. lookin' more like a FARMER DOES.. the fuck you got ON? A RUG? be HONEST, CUZ..and when'd I ever say Illy make CASH WIT CRACK?  is you trippin? are you FLASHIN' BACK? but it iis like I gave my LAWN A BUZZ how I'm "BAGGIN' GRASS..." they COP A BLUNT, I GRAB THEY STACKS!/..get it right, bwoi, I BE EVIL VILLAIN, you BE FEEBLE CHIL'REN, and when I SPIT HEAT, HE GET BEAT, EAZE, find him "SIX FEET DEEP" like THREE PEOPLE CHILLIN.. but don't forget, WE KEEP IT REAL AN, when I STARTED RAPPIN, his HEART ATTACKED HIM now HE LEAVES THE BUILDIN'!!!!/on a STRETCHER, DOE... and YES YER FLOW on TEXT IS "WHOA!" but for mics? yer NOT READY mufucka couldn't "ROCK STEADY" with a METRONOME!/ so go GET YA POEMS, they INSUFFICIENT. they NOTHIN TO SHRED, you couldn't get a "Punch.. STUCK IN MY HEAD" if your FIST WAS IN IT!!! FUCK YA QUOTES! I'll SMASH EM UP into "ASH AND DUST" n "SNUFF THIS ROACH" like my SWISHERS FINISHED! I'll "destroy your Wraps" like "IT's A GIFT" AND.. it ISN'T CHRISTMAS!!/ he THOUGHT HE WAS VERR'WILD! but he PRALLY A SCARED CHILD, HEADS HOME TO BED witta "HEAD FULLA DREAD" and I aint TALKIN HIS HAIR STYLE!!/hahaha and then you rolled up inna MEXICAN PONCHO, almost fooled me, bout to order Extra PEPPS ON MY NACOS!! you looking like an EXTRA ON "HONDO" (movie, look it up) ..haha n SEE, NOTHING IS WRONG, when "D's NUTS ON YA MOM." it sounds like INCEST, BUT IT's NOT, THOUGH!!/ 
(it means I had SEX WIT YA MOM, BRO) yea, see, back in '85 she was a CASUAL PARTNER, yup DATs WASSUP, and if you take the Math, ADD IT UP.. I could even be your ACTUALL FATHER!!!/ (wow! DAS WHUT U CALLIN getting SONNED BY ILLY!) it's NUTHIN, REALLY. and yes, I'm known for PUFFIN, SILLY, but today? HOLD YOUR HOPE cause if they said I "SMOKED" SOME "DOPE,"it WASN'T PHILLIES!!!/(he gone!) this is what? round five? after round four you's in the CORNER, STRESSIN. I'on know what's MORE DEPRESSING; your BORING TEXTIN' or your CORNY DRESSIN! Sears' KIDS DEPARTMENT? cuz when I say your "THREADS ARE GARBAGE" It's not your FORUM PRESENCE!!/ haha you be LOUNGIN IN SWEATERS, TWEED, HOUND'S TOOTH, A THREAD OF BEADS.. and dat "Plaid" is straight "Played" like I PRONOUNCED IT PHOENETICALLY!!!/ and OH sHit! my Ill Jacket, did I GET IT AT MACY'S? fuck no, dawg, my SHIT IS AMAZING! my "Material's Felt" more than fingerTIPS OF DA LADIES! fuck! my "Materials Felt" more than DJ Turntable-matt SLIPS FROM THE 80s!!! and if he thinks I'm still talkin bout the Jacket, he's a LITTLE BIT CRAZY!!!/(Bing!) I KNOW THEY SAYIN' what your OLDER NAME IS.. but fareal, in HIND SIGHT all them RHYMES TYPED don't really Seem SO AMAZIN..! you BETTA FACE IT, used to be your FLOWS WAS "BOO." but over time, for real, "HOMES IMPROVED" like RENOVATION!/ (yessir!) whoa, don't get MAD! IT'S A COMPLIMENT.  I mean, I've always been the MASTER OF AWESOME SPITS! you're nothing to me, "you're-a-peon," so I'll "ace-ya" like the ACTUAL CONTINENTS!!/(think hard!) plus, dough stacks? U aint WEALTHY YOU CHUMP, you're "VELVEETA-BUCKS," my CHEDDA'S 'SICK,' CHILL.. and how you'll "NEVER CATCH ILL" it's like yer HEALTHY AS FUCK!!! /(dayum!) no RE-DEALS, you set the rules.. I THINK YOU FUCKED YOUR ODDS cuz in order to "BEAT ILL" you might NEED A COUPLE "SHOTS!!"(get it?)

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Battle started: November 14^th 2007 at 21:52
Challenger joined: November 15^th 2007 at 17:40

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2007-11-15 17:40:38).

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MahVulus <CALLMEGOD> Hall Of Famer	Aye Illy Limits, This gon be hot playboy. I already know. Tell em get on our level, Shit we'ont need weapons to teach lessons. You know what i'm sayin kid? Holla at me my dude. An anyone else that thinks they juss as hot, Holla at me too. Comment Only Posted on: 2007-11-14 21:55:06
Illimit <MFD.> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion Live Battler	we done just set the bar at a level that, if you cannot reach, then you may as well leave the site now. fuck tha bullshit, this is a real battle. Right Guard Sport Stick; anything less would be uncivilized. Comment Only Posted on: 2007-11-15 17:44:39
Multiple Madness <IncredMad>	HOOOOOOOOOOOODRICH!! !!! Comment Only Posted on: 2007-11-15 18:23:16
Mani Mula Live Battler	Hood Rich vs Hood rich ya digg....yea bout time some more people hopped on the less gunplay bandwaggon wit me ya digg...this is for da books...they need to sticky this battle Comment Only Posted on: 2007-11-15 18:29:00
LatinCharM Basic Member	illimt just PWNED this Round Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-15 18:44:47
CounterPunch <IncredMad> Exclusive Member	took me 9 mins to read the battle twice haha ..fuck both had some of the nicest bars i ever seen ..vote goes to illimit cos his verse felt fresher and concepts a lil more thought out (not to say swags werent) ..both had crack on it ..10'z only for this and by writing this comment im just proving this "see how dey HONOR US? dey ON OUR NUTS!" LMFAO! I DONT CARE! HAHA. Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-15 20:13:57
_iHustle_ Basic Member	oh damn here we another 32 Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-15 20:25:10
I_is_ROYALTY Basic Member	Lol...Woah, shits hooot...I'd hate to be a voter. Comment Only Posted on: 2007-11-15 21:57:34
murkage Basic Member	Hoodrich is all over this battle.. haha. "It means I had SEX WITH YA MOM, BRO" lmao Comment Only Posted on: 2007-11-16 01:22:24
Cryptology <LBP>	fv...wow my eyes hurt..hot shit .......And the Denver crack game will NEVER SEE DOUGH Cause OCKIE OUNCES? Nah, on the ROCKY MOUNTAINS the only place they EVER SEE SNOW.......vb vs Brock need votes Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-16 04:04:35
Multiple Madness <IncredMad>	Sorry but you cannot give tyhis less than a 10... Not just because it is... BUT because it is a 32 liner ffs! How many of these you see daily? NONE! Seriously get a pen AND a pad and write down EVERYTHING you know about Hoodrich... Ez Comment Only Posted on: 2007-11-16 07:47:34
NawkOut Unbeatable	Hot shit Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-16 08:26:43
YoungPiff Basic Member	dats dat medicine Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-16 10:05:47
Linny primas Basic Member	both nice as fuck givin it immimit for nicer flow but dogg how old are you neva fort u cud come this hard when a saw your avater but yerr big respect Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-16 11:21:42
Oreo Boi <YBMBD> Exclusive Member	''you looking like an EXTRA ON "HONDO" (movie, look it up)''.....HAHA,if everyone on LB wasnt 14 yrs old they'd get that. but I literally read this 5 times....and by a tadddddddd inch Illy got it. I knew Swag was grimey as hgell but Jeebus,that was "So amazin". Sorry,I had to do it...It would take longer to breakdown why I voted why i did, so just know any less than 10-10....and your a certified homo. Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-16 11:22:05
MASTA_AA Basic Member	good is the only word no winner Comment Only Posted on: 2007-11-16 11:49:25
GQ 28 <FINEST> Basic Member	De swagger ripped it Comment Only Posted on: 2007-11-16 11:54:09
Illimit <MFD.> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion Live Battler	get that shit outta here^^^ Comment Only Posted on: 2007-11-16 12:03:23
nig2dmic <VK> Exclusive Member	great battle hard to choose it a shame i had to Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-16 12:17:58
lilbig Basic Member	.................. Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-16 13:06:54
Irrepressible2	holy shit this wa a hot battle...fv no h8 at all...if u want the vote explained PM me nawmean Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-16 14:03:23
phillmeeh Basic Member	DAMNNNNN!!! thats a dope battle right there. and no gun play, shit is tight. 10s across the board. both are mad good with they words here, but my honest opinion is that illy edged it. no hate. Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-16 15:01:51
UNKNOWN ARTIST <Hoodrich> Hall Of Famer 2x Grand Champion Tag Team Champion	hot close battle....10, 10 no doubt.......i think illy just edged it out with a stronger finish Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-16 15:09:36
InfamousES Banned	WOW.....For Real, Crazy Ass Battle, Deff 10-10, I Gotta Give It To Illimit Though, No Hate Swag Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-16 16:19:57
Warren Peece Hall Of Famer	gay guy got it- it was hot honestly. but i have seen better from both and 32 lines was unecesary. nice battle. payce Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-16 16:44:13
Mindless <NewRep> Staff Hall Of Famer HEBREW BANHAMMER	De Swagger, isn't it about time you got an avatar? .lol. If you want I got a gang of that shit. Anyhow, I read both of these and neither one deserved a five so I removed the one low vote. Let's keep it fair. Nice battle from both. Comment Only Posted on: 2007-11-16 17:31:16
pimp44 Banned	vb Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-16 18:39:09
FuckYuhLife <LBP>	read dis shit 3 times...personels, punches, creativty n concepts..ya'll tied on everything pretty much...amazin battle... had to vote for one, couldnt vote for both.. no h8 u both ill wit it..i like da no gunplay battles...shukld b more of em on here Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-16 18:57:11
MahVulus <CALLMEGOD> Hall Of Famer	@ Mindless ... Man i'ont know which to go wit man, lol. I gotta have an avy that screams, "I'm Great" .... Juss takin a little longer to figure which one i want, lol. Comment Only Posted on: 2007-11-16 20:24:30
HVK <CLASSICK>	ANYTHING BELOW A '9' IS A BULLSHIT VOTE FOR THESE TWO (lol) - IM BEIN SERIOUS THO... Comment Only Posted on: 2007-11-16 20:24:59
Ateleron	I read both verses, i honestly did. I just can't decide doe. respect to both... ohh, n i heard that "6 feet deep, like 3 ppl chillin" line before. Mobb said it. I aint downgradin' either one of y'alls verses.. it's 10-10 material obviously. Respect. Comment Only Posted on: 2007-11-16 21:17:29
MIDDLE-FIELD Basic Member	bggb gb Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-16 21:27:48
Gambler Basic Member	Wow close ass shit... Hardest vote ive ever had to give... Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-16 21:47:40
uNeeK_ Basic Member	close shit! Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-16 21:52:13
Psychedelic <Indian> Basic Member	damn this was long but i read both hot battle 10-10 fv as always Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-16 22:00:04
AYVEE	Swaggggggg Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-17 02:41:26
vaccine Basic Member	dayum props texting you both yall is hot its a 10 10 thats fair as shit Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-17 04:35:25
BrickOne <Official!!> LOCKED OUT	niiiiiiiice shit, real nice, i like to see this shit poppin up, all love feel me....look get back at me i got some shit bubblin right now and voteins open son, keep it real, ~~UnO~~ Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-17 04:44:32
REBUKE Basic Member	dont feel Like Swag braught his A game this time. Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-17 11:11:56
KiD GORiLLA	fv vb nice shit from both Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-17 13:40:34
SpittinFiya Basic Member	gb Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-17 14:06:37
Krazy Click Basic Member	fair Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-17 14:10:56
ToO AMaZiN Basic Member	old timers..you made this dumb long....like anybody cares that you got a lot of time in your hands to do 32 lines....fv Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-17 14:36:46
RTK Basic Member	God damn, this is one for the ages, both came with some fresh shit, I liked the "no gunplay" in this battle, I might just start doin' some of that myself, anyways it was close, but I felt De Swagger's personals & punches a lil' bit more, but other then that I can't give much of an explanation, because I felt that it could have gone either way, 10-10... Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-17 15:04:57
EllAhmEnO Hall Of Famer	Wow ....... im speechless Comment Only Posted on: 2007-11-17 15:20:36
soro <RS>	votes in fair as fuck peace!!! ~SORO~ Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-17 17:02:39
G-Tip Basic Member	hehe Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-17 19:01:00
Little Miss Basic Member	lol lol nice shit Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-17 19:09:03
Anoc <DaBestEver> Basic Member	DAMN DIS SHIT IS HOT! ANYBODY WHO THINK DIFFERENT CAN SUCK A SACK OF BABY DICKS! LOL BUT DAMN ITS HARD 2 CHOOSE CLOSE BATTLE DOE. GOOD SHIT FROM BOTH OF YAW! REAL TALK. VB! Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-17 19:25:02
Da PiffSponsah Basic Member	Lol, ionno why cats hatin on the 32 lines bidness. Specially since both steppin' outside of a box most cats couldn't do.. or with that much style. Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-17 19:27:20
J-Lyricst <NoMercy> Basic Member	vb Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-17 20:31:15
super saiyan Basic Member	SWAGGER Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-17 20:46:35
DISMANTLED Basic Member	good shyt on both parts ya nukkas is nice Comment Only Posted on: 2007-11-17 22:05:59
Top Notch Hall Of Famer	........i think...(shit hol up)....ima go wit....fuck..(one more read).....ight you two already know tha respect from this side...no need ta say anything cept to jus lay tha vote....naw fcggit haha dis battle was like tha chronicles wit out riddik...RE-DIC-LOUS ! haha (deuces) Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-17 22:08:28
~Blasphemy~ Basic Member	Dayyyum, that was HOTT!!! Illimit killed it!! Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-17 22:48:47
17RuLES_ReBORN <ThaTop>	10-10 Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-17 23:42:26
billybob Basic Member	i like playboy too it has some nice honeys Comment Only Posted on: 2007-11-18 01:33:55
NhepTuN <EatYouUp> Basic Member	swag n ill...fuck outta here yall lol shits crazy... cosign wat sponsah said..dat lil nig too amazin cant handle shit...lol Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-18 03:54:08
ToO AMaZiN Basic Member	i'm sure i cant handle some pretty basic ass lines....you doods be actin like you reading the bible you niggas are reading yesterday's news Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-18 07:26:14
BaR_NoNe <Be Life> Basic Member	VB Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-18 07:31:16
Askari <DGAF> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion 2x Tag Team Champion	''six feet deep like 3 people chillin''. damn, both were nice as fuck with it, but i found it hard to follow De's multies. Both were equal with the punches etc, but both tried pretty complex schemes and i just felt Illy's more. Good work both. Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-18 07:47:57
Azteka Solja Basic Member	damn good battle both of yall i voted fo de swagger but illimit did good too fair vote Voted: MahVulus / Illimit Posted on: 2007-11-18 15:31:52


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